Here’s Best Actress nominee Jennifer Lawrence (Winter’s Bone) arriving at the 83rd Annual Academy Awards looking just hot as shit, so let’s just say she won and save ourselves the mind-numbing three hours of watching. In the meantime, here’s a list of people who aren’t getting their own gallery so I don’t know why they bothered to show up. For the drugs maybe? Because I could’ve sworn Charlie Sheen ate them all.
Wait. They don’t know, do they? Oh… my… God…
BEST ACTRESS:
Annette Bening – The Kids Are Alright
Nicole Kidman – Rabbit Hole
Jennifer Lawrence – Winter’s Bone
WINNER: Natalie Portman – Black Swan
Michelle Williams – Blue Valentine
BEST ACTOR:
Javier Bardem – Biutiful
Jeff Bridges – True Grit
Jesse Eisenberg – The Social Network
WINNER: Colin Firth – The King’s Speech
James Franco – 127 Hours
BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS:
Amy Adams – The Fighter
Helena Bonham Carter – The King’s Speech
WINNER: Melissa Leo – The Fighter
Hailee Steinfeld – True Grit
Jacki Weaver – Animal Kingdom
BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR:
WINNER: Christian Bale – The Fighter
John Hawkes – Winter’s Bone
Jeremy Renner – The Town
Mark Ruffalo – The Kids Are All Right
Geoffrey Rush – The King’s Speech
BEST DIRECTOR:
Darren Aronofsky – Black Swan
David O. Russell – The Fighter
WINNER: Tom Hooper – The King’s Speech
David Fincher – The Social Network
Ethan & Joel Coen – True Grit
BEST PICTURE:
Black Swan
The Fighter
Inception
The Kids Are All Right
WINNER: The King’s Speech
127 Hours
The Social Network
Toy Story 3
True Grit
Winter’s Bone
Photos: Getty
She has a constellation of moles on her chest.
Tell me who else wins cuz I ain’t watching.
Doc, you missed Kirk Douglas.
That was hilarious and sweet.
TskTsk
U think this girl’s ugly? WTF is wrong with your eyes…..moles aside she is gorgeous.
she’s 20, she looks 44, u know that to be true Doc!
Gotta love these basement dwellers who can find fault in every woman that hasn’t been airbrushed to death. Yup, you can always tell who has never see a real woman naked. I mean, except their mom through the keyhole.
Spot on
She looks like a grown-up version of Hayden Panettiere.
I’d give her a Winter’s Bone (see what I did there?)
nice….i’d love to give her an icy penis as well
Jennifer Lawrence just gave me a Winter’s Boner
She kind of looks like Miss Piggy.
Okay, I’ll make it a trifecta.
Jennifer gave me a Winter’s Bone.
To tell the truth, I think she’s been beatin by the ugly stick.
Well that just makes you an idiot.
I agree, IBTC. The dress is BORING – hello! Spend a buck or two on sequins, girlie! It’s the fuckin’ Oscars! – and the girl is average at best.
if i told you my penis looks like a bald little man dipped in gold would you sit on my face while i read my speech?
This is the Oscars girl. Try dressing up a bit.
The dress looks smokin’. She just needed to wear a diamond choker or maybe some pearls. Or maybe a ruby pendant.
Accessorize, People, accessorize! Work with me…
She can wear *my* pearls…DAH, my monitor!!!
eh, mila looked better.
psssssst: SHE JUST THOUGHT IT WAS A SWIM PARTY, folks!!
I knew it. The only actress (unknown, mind you) dressed as a porn star and you’re immediately all over it. Classy and perhaps -cough- smart-looking doesn’t do it for you, eh? I think this blog may be a bit beneath me (and quite a few other readers judging by many other sensible comments.)
Hey, guess what… can we see your picture?! :D Huh? How about it, Superficial Guy? Let’s be superficial right back! Who wants to bet you’ve got glasses, a beer belly, and no chance of getting laid? Come on… for shits and giggles.
Just so we can see the humor in someone like you finding only these “perfect” girls meeting your standards.
Why do you read the site if it’s beneath you? No one forced you to type thesuperficial.com into your address bar.
Is someone bitter?
Glasses make someone ugly? Goddamn…
have you ever even read superfishe’s comments on his posts? you wouldn’t get his wit even if a donkey fucked you with it in the face. so shut up, you’re probably a fat ugly bitch yourself.
You’d like to think that Lola, actually I’m 5’8, 125lbs and have a model contract in the works right now. Sorry!
Knippy – I read the site because a lot of stuff IS witty, and I do love how he pokes fun at celebs who naturally make jackasses out of themselves. Been reading it regularly for several years. But only swooning over women who dress inappropriately is just plain stupid.
Damn – we just got pissed on by model Holly from high atop her ivory tower!
No one cares what models have to say, honey. Get used to it.
P.S. just read your stats again…eat a sandwich!!! lol
Spork – haha actually 125 for my body type isn’t very skinny at all, I’ve been told I would need to lose more weight in order to do anything even relatively mainstream, but I’ve denied because I dont want to sacrifice my health
Certainly wasn’t meaning to “piss on you,” just vented because when I see posts like this (girls like this getting all the attention) it makes me mad.
born in 1990 wtfffffff
Amazing.
It’s like a less hott version of Scarlett Johansson’s in her boobtastic red dress.
Was thinking the exact same thing. She’s channeling Scar Jo.
cept Scarlett always does it better…. not saying Jen’s not hot, but all my love goes to Scarlett.
I didn’t know Baywatch had a line of evening gowns.
That’s what I was thinking! I can’t stand chics who think, ‘I’m so hot, I don’t have to go to much effort at all’…. WRONG. Boring bitch.
its either that theory or some1 who doesnt think that they need to hide behind the glitter of fake diamonds. i personally dont think that all the glitter is needed and thats why im dating the modest but pretty girl instead of the over the top girl with so much mascara and other stuff that i cant even see what im trying to look at (for all u ppl out there who dont know what im talking about, i mean the actual person :P). i admit that a little make up is nice and maybe a necklace or something would have been nice but honestly i dont mind it if some1 is beautiful and knows it which causes them to put on less accessories then others who need them.
she looks oooold! only one year younger than me? she looks to be about 5 years older.
This girl is one of the most stunning people I’ve ever seen. All the premature hate on this thread is fearful and jealous. She was probably the most outstanding feature of this year’s Oscars.
damn. maybe looking a leeeetle casual for the oscars but, girls body is SICK!!
I love how people don’t know whether they should be calling her hot or not because the press hasn’t come out and told them what to think of her yet.
Delroy Lindo s missing a whole set of view…
Hmm I love me some fresh face. That’s hot property…
The dress looks like a swimsuit from the top, not Oscar worthy
Whoever did her make up deserves an oscar.
You really should wear something a little more elaborate than a lined tank dress to the Academy Awards. She’s very pretty, but *yawn*
That’s not the Academy Awards. Anyway, she is nothing special. looks like a russian hooker.
She has the fingers of a butcher.
HOT.
However since this is the superficial here are my complaints:
-Shitty dress/ bad color
-her face looks way to much Like Renee Zelleweger’s
-Looks old as hell for 20 and Zellewegger faces age horribly so it’s downhill from here
-small eyes
-rally bad legs, google it that’s why she covers them all the time now
S-s-s-s-sh-sh-sh-she’s p-p-p-p-pretty hot.
Smoking. Hot.
I’d french that young box like there’s no tomorrow!!
dam this girl was hot the hole night to calm for me though. needs mroe energy
It ain´t even Winter and I already got a bone in my pants…she´s freaking hot!!
Note: it ain´t winter where I am right now…
Looks like she’s on Baywatch in that pic.
Gorgeous girl!
Insert joke with “winter” and “bone” in it here (that was an easy one)
Yeah, there have been at least five of those so far.
in main photo she looks a like a babe on baywatch.
Pretty girl, looks like a mixture between Anna Kournikova and Candice Swanpoel, but I thought she was around 25, certainly not born in 1990. Sadly, her other pictures are no where near as hot as this set.
am I considered a perv if I couldn’t help but notice that in a couple of her pics she is exposing a very erotic view of her right armpit?
yep. Delightful case of armpit vagina.
didnt know who she was until i saw her in that red dress lol hooootttteeeessss girl at the oscar
Why is she wearing the Baywatch swimsuit?
This is a word I never use, not sarcastically, not ironically, not to describe actual food I’m actually eating. But Jennifer Lawrence may just be the very definition of “Yummy.”
she’s younger than Hayden Panettiere….
Keep your chin up. I have a creative way we can play connect the dots.
She looks EXACTLY like Stephanie Pratt.
Would wreck that.
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She looks like Candace Cameron in the 80s. piggy face.
I think she looks like a pig.