Oscar Pistorius Is Planning A Memorial For The Girlfriend He Shot And Killed, Oh Good

February 26th, 2013 // 38 Comments

Oscar Pistorius may have surprised Reeva Steenkamp on Valentine’s by shooting her to death after allegedly beating her in the head with a cricket bat, but that doesn’t mean he’s not a sensitive man who wants to pay homage to her soul in his uncle’s house where he’s staying out on bail. “I couldn’t find her grave and piss in it,” he’d later tell close friends and family members. “This seemed like the next best thing.” TMZ reports:

Oscar’s rep released a statement, saying, “Oscar specifically requested the memorial service as he continues to grieve and remains in deep mourning for the loss of his partner Reeva.”
The rep adds, “Since it is such a sensitive issue, Oscar has asked for a private service with people who share his loss, including his family members who knew and loved Reeva as one of their own.”

“Call her ‘your partner.’ Hold memorial at uncle’s house. Don’t invite anyone who’ll ask questions. Good, good. This is good.” – Chris Brown taking notes

Photos: Getty


  1. And next, he’ll publicly announce his tireless efforts to find the real killer. Oh, wait. Different story…

  2. His defense doesn’t have a fucking leg to stand on. hardy har har.

  3. Maria

    You can see his temper when he loses a race.

  4. All you folks who have already decided he’s guilty, just keep in mind that every day a homeowner is murdered by criminals who have hidden in their bathroom at night. Every responsible homeowner should bring a loaded gun and empty it through the bathroom door every time they get up in the middle of the night to piss. If you don’t you’re just setting yourself up to be the next victim of a bathroom burglar!

  5. This situation is fucked up beyond all measure.

  6. Juch

    Of course he shot her, its not like he could kick her to death. No doubt the service will include a 21-gun salute . . . towards a closed door. Anyway, we all know what Pistorius will say as they head towards the limousine after the service: “I call shotgun”.

  7. karlito

    he’s going for the sympathy defense. he may not get out of jail but he’s hoping for a lighter sentence. even though he killed her out of pure anger, he is trying to act like a man who is in pain over her death and sobbing like a little bitch in court and now this. what an asshole.

  8. He’s just afraid of what’s going to happen to him in prison. Even standing up, he’s eye level to every cock in the joint.

  9. Deacon Jones

    Of course he’s innocent.

    If I had accidentally shot my girlfriend, I too would have called my brother and lawyer, waited for them to arrive at the house, and THEN called the police/paramedics.

  10. Reeva Steenkamp Oscar Pistorius
    Toe Jam
    Commented on this photo:

    He does get creative points for using assault rifles for legs, ala, Rose McGowan in Planet Terror.

  11. Blade Runny

    This is what happens when you have to tell her twice.

  12. This fucking asshole has some big brass balls. Piece of shit murderer. How the fuck is he out on bail, is Chris Brown’s judge moonlighting in South Africa?

  13. This is discrimination against the disabled! He can’t even be a privileged athlete girlfriend murderer now? Po’ lil tink-tink…

  14. Kim K's unborn piglet

    Why doesn’t he just fucking dig her up, stuff her, and mount her over his fireplace. That’s right, her family cremated her and took away his prize. He’s probably thinking, what a waste of good buck shot.

  15. SpoonMan

    We need a gun in every home.
    So we can shoot down our girfriends in a murderous rage on Valentine’s Day.
    Message from the NRA.

  16. kery

    He is a fucking asshole how can anyone do that to a girlfriend on valentine’s day?

  17. I think they misspelled his last name. It should be “Pist-off-ius.”

  18. exsaffer

    this is south africa, where the lead investigator is up on multiple murder charges (him and his police mates got drunk and shot up a minivan). south africa is the one place this may be legit!

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