According to Page Six, Orlando Bloom was spotted dancing with Claire Danes and kissing her neck during a performance by the Black Eyed Peas at the Raisa Gorbachev Foundation party at the Althorp estate in England. A source says:”He was kissing her neck and grinding against her. He didn’t seem to care who saw it.”
It’s tough picturing Orlando Bloom in that shady mustache of his dancing his way up to a girl and trying to put the moves on her. If you didn’t know it was Orlando Bloom you’d probably just assume the local pervert escaped from jail again.
Someone needs a nose job and it isn’t Orlando.
wtf happaned to claire danes. O_O
How nice that she posed with him after being publicly dry-rubbed. Looks like a prom picture. Prom Theme: A Midsummer Night’s Cream.
they are both ugly. she used to be cute though, very sad. looks like shes been doig coke for breakfast. orlando bloom always has and always will look like a girl. hes so gay.
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They’re both hags.
Yep, turns out she is, on the moms side……
Claire Danes is the epitome of fugly. Even with the best Hollywood make-up techs and lighting gurus she is marginally attractive. And where is good old Billy Crudup, the guy she stole from the better looking Mary Louise Parker when she was preggers? Claire must be one nasty ho to overcome that semi-retarded goofy grin. She probably gives up the backdoor on the first night and it’s all downhill from there.
What is it about Claire Danes that causes men to cheat on their significant (and sometimes pregnant) others? She is so one-dimensional. She always has the same blank stare on her face, sometimes accompanied by her lips trying to crack into a smile.
“Claire, you’ve landed the movie role” (Blank stare in response)
“Claire, your mother died” (Yup, still a blank stare back at you)
“Claire, I am having with you the most erotic sex you’ve ever had and you are thisclose to an orgasm!” (Wait! Is that…? Sigh, no, it’s still a blank stare)
That isn’t Claire Danes at all. That’s just a girl who looks a bit like her. She looks more like Cynthia Nixon, if anyone.
My gosh. Get that girl into the SUN. She looks like something who had to be helped out of her coffin to attend the Black Eyed Peas concert.
And Orlando…*sigh* I am old enough to be his…aunt. I am lovin’ those warm brown eyes. But he definitely needs to shave off whatever it is he has going on under his nose. Eww. He looks dirty.
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Uh-uh. He’s one guy that can get away with scruff, unlike Hohan’s new gay friend.
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Dammit, I was going to say that! I used to like her until she pulled that crap. And for freaking BILLY CRUDUP? UGH!!! He is just downright creepy! I have never understood these women who feel the need to get with a guy who dumped his wife/girlfriend/longtime pregnant partner/whatever for them. Don’t they realize that the guy is just going to do it to them eventually? Are you so pathetic that you cannot find a SINGLE guy, you need to go bust up someone’s relationship? Jesus Christ, that shit is whack. Yes, whack.
And I have NEVER found Orlando to be the slightest bit attractive. I don’t want a sissy little girly man with long hair, I want a real MAN. A gun-toting, chock full of testosterone, never cries because it’s “gay”, ass kicking MAN! Oh yeah!
I’ll take the sissy girly-man if you don’t want him …
wow, i always thought claire danes was gorgeous. that is the worst picture of her i have ever seen, hands down. also orlando is creepy. and the black eyed peas are almost worse than james blunt.
That’s nothing you should have seen Riasa and Gorby get nasty during “My Humps”….
It’s called Karma. It’s come around and hit her with the ugly stick. I’m sure Ms. Parker’s laughing her ass off right now. I’m with ya girl.
If I saw that my first reaction would be, “Ewww, look at those lesbians!”
Claire looks like a skull with eyeballs in that pic.
OK, now didn’t she have an affair with Jodie Foster? So do we have a beard, gherkin, or both here?
Wow claire danes looks bad. wow. I used to want to be her when she was in My So Called Life.
hmm, I probably should not admit that.
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I see Legolas really is a blond afterall….who’s his gay pal on the left?
Ya’ll be bee-yatches — lol
SPINDOC, thanks for making me piss my pants at work, you are too fucking funny
Don’t know who Danes is. What I do know is that men who dress like elves for money are generally homosexual gigalos.
#74, you take that back immediately, sir.
You shall not defame the masculinity of Orlando Bloom because in that scene where, as Legolas, he slides down the stone steps on that shield, shooting arrow after arrow after arrow *whup-whup-whup* my jaw falls slack and my eyes get all blank and stare-y.
(Although he couldn’t have been more mincing and swishily feminine playing the role of Paris in “Troy.” That movie sucked.)
With a heavy sigh, I concede that you may have a point.
WTF is everyone’s obsession with Orlando Blob? ACK. He’s got a lazy left eye, he’s short as a mofo, and he has the purse of a cocksucker (and, by that, I don’t mean Versace).
Modern straight women (and gay men, for that matter) have such shitty-low standards for what they’ll consider “hot”
WHERE HAVE ALL THE GOOD MEN GONE????????? All the good men besides Colin Firth, that is…
http://goldenbeaus.com/naked/colin_firth1.jpg
75 S-bon- to long to type name girl..girl?
Have you noticed the phallacy of the stone steps? Essentially Bloom is riding a well-greased cock into a horde of men in drag. The arrows obviosly (fuck I know I can’t spell, so sorry) are a homosexual fertility symbol. The whore-ed of men, getting the arrow from an indiscriminate fairy-type creature gaily sliding down a long, black rail? Phshaw! He could not be more gay, short of riding the “Good Year Blimp” ass-first, down Plugging Blvd., in Hershey, PA, at the heighth of a Gay Pride Parade Orgy.
Oh, you were agreeing with me…oops. My bad.
*I really liked Troy, don’t hate me*
hehehehehehe!
That runaway bride from Georgia had the same bug-eyed look that I’ve always thought Claire exhibited.
Claire Danes looks like a clone of Courtney Love. Only skinny. Someone looks like they like ice.
I wud totally visit Orlando, they’v got seaworld don’t they.
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again… that there is ONE guy that got to sleep with both Mary Louise Parker AND Claire Danes is proof that god hates me.
And I still don’t think that is Claire Danes in that picture. I just don’t.
I think that the affects of banging some guy whose girlfriend was about to give birth is finally catching up with Claire – it’s probably sinking in right about now that she’s going to be next -
Wait…he’s not gay?
O.K NOW THERE IS ONLY ONE HOTTIE IN THIS PIC. AND IT’S NOT CLAIR DANES!!! SHE NEED’S TO DRAW HER EYE BORWS BACK ON AND STOP AND LOOK IN THE MIRROR!
she just made the number one mistake of hair dyeing: don’t allow your brows to be the same color or lighter than your hair. I think her awfulness in this picture just has to do with the dye job because normally she looks great and she was cute in shop girl.