According to Page Six, Orlando Bloom was spotted dancing with Claire Danes and kissing her neck during a performance by the Black Eyed Peas at the Raisa Gorbachev Foundation party at the Althorp estate in England. A source says:”He was kissing her neck and grinding against her. He didn’t seem to care who saw it.”
It’s tough picturing Orlando Bloom in that shady mustache of his dancing his way up to a girl and trying to put the moves on her. If you didn’t know it was Orlando Bloom you’d probably just assume the local pervert escaped from jail again.
pinky_nip | June 13, 2006 at 12:35 pm
I wouldn’t mind visiting Orlando.
echoes | June 13, 2006 at 12:38 pm
claire danes is a dog.
i’ve never seen the attraction.
pinky_nip | June 13, 2006 at 12:38 pm
BTW, did he have beer goggles going or what?
gas_up_the_hrududu | June 13, 2006 at 12:39 pm
I like him much better as a blonde, clean-shaven elf.
BTW, what happened to Danes’ eyebrows in the second picture? They disappeared! *poof*
tarjamarja | June 13, 2006 at 12:39 pm
Wow, she sure is ugly.
gas_up_the_hrududu | June 13, 2006 at 12:40 pm
Okay, it’s the first and only picture.
Shit, I gotta lay off the crack.
Carrie Johnston | June 13, 2006 at 12:40 pm
What in the hell happened to Claire Danes?!
TaiTai | June 13, 2006 at 12:41 pm
What second picture?
Is that really Claire Danes? What the hell happened to her? I always thought Orlando Bloom looks like he uses Brylcreem.
waterranger | June 13, 2006 at 12:41 pm
Claire Danes is still alive?? Who are we going to talk about next – Natalie Imbruglia? Melissa Joan Hart?? DJ Tanner???
Diane | June 13, 2006 at 12:42 pm
My god, that’s Claire Danes? I recall her being cute. She looks ancient in this pic! Has she been aging in dog years?
And yes, I too am wondering about the vanishing eyebrows…
Zanna | June 13, 2006 at 12:42 pm
@#3 – Apparently he had his beer goggles set on “stun”.
Binky | June 13, 2006 at 12:44 pm
My Orlando Blooms did well this year. I used to raisa Gorbachevs , but they never did much – could be too sunny.
Tulips were good this year though.
Spindoc | June 13, 2006 at 12:46 pm
I grew up in California and she looks just like the occaisional washed out hippie parent you would see on parents night at my grade school. You could look at her and tell that maybe when she was young she was cute and so it didn’t matter that she was all earthy crunchy and didn’t bother to wear make-up or comb her hair because a cute young girl can get away with that. Flash foreward ten years and that picture is what you get. B.O. and ugly clothes get noticed when you aren’t 20 anymore Clair.
jane's eyre | June 13, 2006 at 12:47 pm
*sobbing hysterically*
Orlando, you could do SO MUCH BETTER!
YOU COULD DO ME!!!
*collapses in a heap*
Can you tell I kind of like him? Sniff.
jane's eyre | June 13, 2006 at 12:48 pm
Claire looks absolutely crazy here. Her eyes always creeped me out a bit–very stare-y, intense look.
sissybelle | June 13, 2006 at 12:49 pm
Orlando can kiss my neck or anything else he wants to.
Spindoc | June 13, 2006 at 12:50 pm
Oh, one more thing, they can’t sell Ashley Simpson tickets and are apparently giving them away. So anybody have a friend you hate, I’m thinking this is the perfect gift for them.
http://forums.slickdeals.net/showthread.php?sduid=0&t=266598
Oh, and Tom Cruise, Loves the cock so much he wants Kaite to have a sex change.
Nikk The Templar | June 13, 2006 at 12:50 pm
Damn, that’s Claire Danes?
I thought Courtney Love really cleaned herself up.
RichPort | June 13, 2006 at 12:52 pm
Even SHE looks surprised to be in the picture with him. Perhaps it’s because she enjoys the pirate eye… ARRRGGG!!!
radio_siren | June 13, 2006 at 12:58 pm
Nikk,
The caption’s a misprint; that’s obviously Courtney Love in that picture.
And yes, she has cleaned up, hasn’t she?
Icognito79 | June 13, 2006 at 1:04 pm
Does Orlando have a 7 month pregnant girlfriend? Claire likes dudes with pregnant girlfriends.
Icognito79 | June 13, 2006 at 1:04 pm
Does Orlando have a 7 month pregnant girlfriend? Claire likes dudes with pregnant girlfriends.
Aimtrue | June 13, 2006 at 1:05 pm
I’m torn- it that his “I’m a serious actor squint?
Or, is he really just going to say” eh hey eh hee hee, I banged Claire Danes- he he eh”
PapaHotNuts | June 13, 2006 at 1:14 pm
It’s nice she still hangs out with Corky sometimes.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | June 13, 2006 at 1:18 pm
Claire Danes would be pretty if it weren’t for all the ugliness on her face.
MiamiGoldenPantherr | June 13, 2006 at 1:18 pm
I have a theory on what REALLY happened to Claire Danes in this picture…
SHE FORGOT TO PUT LAYERS OF MAKEUP ON, DUH!
They Suck | June 13, 2006 at 1:19 pm
Ew!! Does she have AIDs or something?
fblau | June 13, 2006 at 1:20 pm
I’m going to call BS on this… that is NOT Claire Danes.
sissybelle | June 13, 2006 at 1:23 pm
My child, it IS her –
fblau | June 13, 2006 at 1:25 pm
I suppose in hollywood, anything is possible… but it bears NO resemblance to any pictures of her that I’ve ever seen.
jane's eyre | June 13, 2006 at 1:26 pm
28
I think it is, you can’t mistake the big chin, crazy wide eyes, and cheshire cat grin. she’s just gone all bobble-head, that’s why she looks different.
fblau | June 13, 2006 at 1:29 pm
weird:
http://tinyurl.com/lucx2
Skönflicka | June 13, 2006 at 1:37 pm
Actually, I think that’s Claire Danes’ mom …
troubleinaborrowedsuit | June 13, 2006 at 1:38 pm
They’re cute together. He looks like an attractive woman and she looks like an ugly man.
And I’m pretty sure Orlando Bloom IS the local pervert somewhere.
Iambananas | June 13, 2006 at 1:44 pm
Orlando Bloom in perhaps the gayest man that has not come out of the closet, except for Clay Aiken.
And, isn’t she a little old and ugly to follow Kate whats-her-name he used to “date”?
Chrystal03 | June 13, 2006 at 2:02 pm
Okay, she looked awesome in Romeo and Juliet, but this pic here…ugh, she needs to borrow some eyebrows from Denise Richards.
chelsea_423 | June 13, 2006 at 2:05 pm
I would only do Orlando if he were in full elf costume, white wig and bow included.
Considering he could get most any chick he wanted, I’m sure he’s not dating her. He probably just had to get his mack game on with someone so he just took whatever he could find.
Spindoc | June 13, 2006 at 2:22 pm
Orlando looks like one of the guys who works down at the car wash and clair looks like she should be selling hand crafted crap out of the back of a van.
SpecialAgentWind | June 13, 2006 at 2:23 pm
#24 As much as it pains me to note this b/c you’re are brilliant, Corky was on Life Goes On.
jane's eyre | June 13, 2006 at 2:30 pm
38
What car wash do you go to? I am leaving work right now to dirty up my car.
Fisher55 | June 13, 2006 at 2:33 pm
i was in orlando once, what a shithole
wastingtime | June 13, 2006 at 2:33 pm
I don’t know why this is so surprising. As we’ve learned from Ryan Seacrest, this is what in-the-closet gay guys in Hollywood do: they get on unattractive famous women for a day for the photo op.
Italian Stallion | June 13, 2006 at 2:35 pm
I wonder if Claire Danes is any relation to my friends Great Dane, I must call him and find out. I’ll get back to you………
Fisher55 | June 13, 2006 at 2:39 pm
my friend went to prep school in manhattan with claire, who often would come to school wearing a pillow case with arm holes
she’s lookin a little tilda swinton here, ugh
ChickenScratch | June 13, 2006 at 2:46 pm
She kinda looks like the negative of a picture…if you squint your eyes.
No wait, Skeletor?
ChickenScratch | June 13, 2006 at 2:47 pm
I got it…
an the negative of Skeletor who is now albino.
ChickenScratch | June 13, 2006 at 2:48 pm
Too bad for her, I just watched The Family Stone this weekend and I thought she looked really pretty…
PapaHotNuts | June 13, 2006 at 2:48 pm
@39, I thought she was the chick from Life Goes On. Just found out it was someone else. I’m removing my foot from my mouth now.
Orlando Bloom may be retarded though, so it still kinda works.
Thanks for the correction.
limper | June 13, 2006 at 2:48 pm
Orlando could do with some Botox. He’s starting to look a little Charles Bronson-y.
Claire looks like her face was put together out of random Mr. Potato Head pieces.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | June 13, 2006 at 2:55 pm
She was on that show Orlando used to love so much, “My So Called Beard”.