According to Page Six, Orlando Bloom was spotted dancing with Claire Danes and kissing her neck during a performance by the Black Eyed Peas at the Raisa Gorbachev Foundation party at the Althorp estate in England. A source says:”He was kissing her neck and grinding against her. He didn’t seem to care who saw it.”
It’s tough picturing Orlando Bloom in that shady mustache of his dancing his way up to a girl and trying to put the moves on her. If you didn’t know it was Orlando Bloom you’d probably just assume the local pervert escaped from jail again.
I wouldn’t mind visiting Orlando.
claire danes is a dog.
i’ve never seen the attraction.
BTW, did he have beer goggles going or what?
I like him much better as a blonde, clean-shaven elf.
BTW, what happened to Danes’ eyebrows in the second picture? They disappeared! *poof*
Wow, she sure is ugly.
Okay, it’s the first and only picture.
Shit, I gotta lay off the crack.
What in the hell happened to Claire Danes?!
What second picture?
Is that really Claire Danes? What the hell happened to her? I always thought Orlando Bloom looks like he uses Brylcreem.
Claire Danes is still alive?? Who are we going to talk about next – Natalie Imbruglia? Melissa Joan Hart?? DJ Tanner???
My god, that’s Claire Danes? I recall her being cute. She looks ancient in this pic! Has she been aging in dog years?
And yes, I too am wondering about the vanishing eyebrows…
@#3 – Apparently he had his beer goggles set on “stun”.
My Orlando Blooms did well this year. I used to raisa Gorbachevs , but they never did much – could be too sunny.
Tulips were good this year though.
I grew up in California and she looks just like the occaisional washed out hippie parent you would see on parents night at my grade school. You could look at her and tell that maybe when she was young she was cute and so it didn’t matter that she was all earthy crunchy and didn’t bother to wear make-up or comb her hair because a cute young girl can get away with that. Flash foreward ten years and that picture is what you get. B.O. and ugly clothes get noticed when you aren’t 20 anymore Clair.
*sobbing hysterically*
Orlando, you could do SO MUCH BETTER!
YOU COULD DO ME!!!
*collapses in a heap*
Can you tell I kind of like him? Sniff.
Claire looks absolutely crazy here. Her eyes always creeped me out a bit–very stare-y, intense look.
Orlando can kiss my neck or anything else he wants to.
Oh, one more thing, they can’t sell Ashley Simpson tickets and are apparently giving them away. So anybody have a friend you hate, I’m thinking this is the perfect gift for them.
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Oh, and Tom Cruise, Loves the cock so much he wants Kaite to have a sex change.
Damn, that’s Claire Danes?
I thought Courtney Love really cleaned herself up.
Even SHE looks surprised to be in the picture with him. Perhaps it’s because she enjoys the pirate eye… ARRRGGG!!!
Nikk,
The caption’s a misprint; that’s obviously Courtney Love in that picture.
And yes, she has cleaned up, hasn’t she?
Does Orlando have a 7 month pregnant girlfriend? Claire likes dudes with pregnant girlfriends.
Does Orlando have a 7 month pregnant girlfriend? Claire likes dudes with pregnant girlfriends.
I’m torn- it that his “I’m a serious actor squint?
Or, is he really just going to say” eh hey eh hee hee, I banged Claire Danes- he he eh”
It’s nice she still hangs out with Corky sometimes.
Claire Danes would be pretty if it weren’t for all the ugliness on her face.
I have a theory on what REALLY happened to Claire Danes in this picture…
SHE FORGOT TO PUT LAYERS OF MAKEUP ON, DUH!
Ew!! Does she have AIDs or something?
I’m going to call BS on this… that is NOT Claire Danes.
My child, it IS her –
I suppose in hollywood, anything is possible… but it bears NO resemblance to any pictures of her that I’ve ever seen.
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I think it is, you can’t mistake the big chin, crazy wide eyes, and cheshire cat grin. she’s just gone all bobble-head, that’s why she looks different.
weird:
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Actually, I think that’s Claire Danes’ mom …
They’re cute together. He looks like an attractive woman and she looks like an ugly man.
And I’m pretty sure Orlando Bloom IS the local pervert somewhere.
Orlando Bloom in perhaps the gayest man that has not come out of the closet, except for Clay Aiken.
And, isn’t she a little old and ugly to follow Kate whats-her-name he used to “date”?
Okay, she looked awesome in Romeo and Juliet, but this pic here…ugh, she needs to borrow some eyebrows from Denise Richards.
I would only do Orlando if he were in full elf costume, white wig and bow included.
Considering he could get most any chick he wanted, I’m sure he’s not dating her. He probably just had to get his mack game on with someone so he just took whatever he could find.
Orlando looks like one of the guys who works down at the car wash and clair looks like she should be selling hand crafted crap out of the back of a van.
#24 As much as it pains me to note this b/c you’re are brilliant, Corky was on Life Goes On.
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What car wash do you go to? I am leaving work right now to dirty up my car.
i was in orlando once, what a shithole
I don’t know why this is so surprising. As we’ve learned from Ryan Seacrest, this is what in-the-closet gay guys in Hollywood do: they get on unattractive famous women for a day for the photo op.
I wonder if Claire Danes is any relation to my friends Great Dane, I must call him and find out. I’ll get back to you………
my friend went to prep school in manhattan with claire, who often would come to school wearing a pillow case with arm holes
she’s lookin a little tilda swinton here, ugh
She kinda looks like the negative of a picture…if you squint your eyes.
No wait, Skeletor?
I got it…
an the negative of Skeletor who is now albino.
Too bad for her, I just watched The Family Stone this weekend and I thought she looked really pretty…
@39, I thought she was the chick from Life Goes On. Just found out it was someone else. I’m removing my foot from my mouth now.
Orlando Bloom may be retarded though, so it still kinda works.
Thanks for the correction.
Orlando could do with some Botox. He’s starting to look a little Charles Bronson-y.
Claire looks like her face was put together out of random Mr. Potato Head pieces.
She was on that show Orlando used to love so much, “My So Called Beard”.