Orlando Bloom & Miranda Kerr ain’t nothin’ but mammals

February 27th, 2009 // 90 Comments

Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom decided to show the world how two beautiful people make-out yesterday. Funny, this is absolutely nothing like the way I do it. Unless there was an exchange of money beforehand then, yeah, they pretty much nailed it.

Photos: Flynet

  1. Darth

    Your highness Lowlands,i was only trying to fill the massive gap you left behind.I’m glad you’re back because it’s a lot of work.

  2. Lowlands

    Since you’re pretty good in washing cars i forgive you Darth.Isn’t Orlando Bloom gay or am i wrong?

  3. #10 – HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Massa’ must hate it when you describe his property as such…

  4. Some of those shots looks staged – I have to agree with the posters who say that’s not how it’s usually done.

  5. pappy smeary

    Why is Orlando Bloom making out with MY WIFE!?!

    And Fish, next time you quote Jimmy Pop u best give him credit, dig guys that are queer guys that dont dig chicks that dont dig guys like me see im not queer im too ugly i just wish i was queer so i could get chicks

  6. morgan

    Damn, fucked up thing is… Miranda Kinda looks like my when she was young, mixed feelings…

  7. morgan

    Damn, fucked up thing is… Miranda Kinda looks like my mom when she was young, mixed feelings…

  8. vanessa

    awwwwww.

    that should be your first reaction to something sweet like this, not “his nipples look too far apart” or “she’s pulling away…”

    come on, they look fucking adorable.

  9. KG

    Looks staged to me. But beyond that, I want to know whats keeping that dress up!

  10. sote

    dammit!! So unnecessary! I love his hands, he’s got beautiful hands and I like the way he grabbs her when he kisses her mmm.. nice.
    Yeah, he is gay! What a bunch of envious morons! They look like they just had sex a few minutes ago. Lucky girl!

  11. wow…he looks lke hes wearing a wig… bleh. he makes such bad hair choices, but its better than the mohawk look

  12. everyone

    I have no life I need some dick tonight

  13. Darth

    ***DRUMS*** ummmm why did I say drums

  14. GuyHolly

    #50, #51 Hey Wally, I see you’re still batshit crazy.

  15. Darth

    Lowlands I will have your seconds any day

  16. You suck, troll

    @51

    Speaking of massive gaps, if you’re not gonna post anything remotely funny, troll boy, quit fucking posting, you enormous gaping CUNT. Be witty or relevant or S-T-F-U.

    Darth troll = NOT FUNNY

  17. missywissy

    you and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammels so let’s do it like they do on the Discovery channel…. oh damn, now it’s in my head….

  18. ImwatchingU

    I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM!!!
    He’s my hero.

  19. mimi

    @ 62

    bootlips, is that you?

  20. biba

    FISH; THAT CRACKED ME UP! LOVED THE MAMMALS LINE…..

  21. biba

    FISH; THAT CRACKED ME UP! LOVED THE MAMMALS LINE…..OR MAYBE IT’S THE BOTTLE WINE I JUST HAD IN THE BAR??

  22. sissy

    They are so happy, and I heard that they met each other on
    _____ Millionaire Romances com____, I also met my Mr Right here. so, I feel so lucky. Good for you.

  23. Eve

    Why did God give men nipples?

  24. Adam

    @73

    So bootlips would have something to look at while getting a piledriver to the poopchute.

  25. This boy needs help, folks!!

  26. Tina

    She’s a dumbass to be dating this loser. He got Kate Bos hooked on drugs then left his other ex to die at the scene of an accident he caused b/c he was scared of getting a dui. LOSER.

  27. Jimm04

    I also like guys who have shaved cocks

  28. i think they look cute together

  29. Naomi

    He should tie that shirt over his head.

  30. Kitahara Nanase

    @18… I would totally pay to see that.

  31. lovetall

    They are so hot, and recently they always appeared on a hot club
    ____T a l l h u b . c o m____,they are welcomed by a lot of sexy tall singles and models here. I also met many sexy tall singles and models on it.

  32. iuedhbfduh

    miranda kerr is a whore

  33. junebug

    He’s f***** beautiful, gay or not. He’d make such a purty little boy-toy. Ummm – I could lick that all-day sucker for days!

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  35. With all the places of these two levers preparatives request form can choose a hotel balcony, what bad taste! and girls as the goof ball!

  36. #34 Ha, ha!! Hilarious. Looks like two lesbians making out! Hee, hee!

  37. Yootahn who knows

    My friend is an employee at the Salt Lake International airport and he also happens to be gay. Well, during the Sundance Film Festival this past winter he saw Orlando Bloom come into his shop. Orlando looked around the store for awhile didn’t purchase anything and on the way out he stroked my friends hand and winked. Then, just before going out the door, Orlando Bloom turned and blew a kiss to him. My friend was swooning and said he fell in LOVE with Orlando Bloom during the short encounter.
    So, the answer to the question is ABSOLUTLY, ORLANDO BLOOM IS GAY!!!
    I just wish he would come out.

  38. Chan

    he’d sure be more interesting if he was gay.

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