Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom decided to show the world how two beautiful people make-out yesterday. Funny, this is absolutely nothing like the way I do it. Unless there was an exchange of money beforehand then, yeah, they pretty much nailed it.
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he’s ugly now
FIRST you skinny closeted homos
So he’s changed his name to Spencer Bloom?
I’m NOT diggin’ on his hair……WTF?
Please. When a hetero guy kissing a girl, that’s not where his hands go. One gropes her boob, the other gropes her pussy. It’s fucking ROMANTIC.
you got that soooooooo damn right
I think these are sweet. If she sees these on the Internet I bet she saves them.
Anyone think his nipples are too far apart?
They are totally mugging for the cameras. Ha
With all the places these two shape shifters can solicit the papaRATzies they choose the balcony of some hotel,,,how tacky! and girls like this goofball!
“What’s black and blue and afraid of sex? The Filipino boy tied to the bed in this hotel room!”
shit, i fucking starving for a man.
HOT. although, withoutmake up & airbrushing, she looks kinda round-the-way girl-ish meh….. hope they break up soon – he can do better
pulling away a little…
shit damn thats cute.
what in the hell happened to his head??
g_girl – I have a penis… you mentioned something about starving?
He loves ‘em skinny!
He and John Mayer would make a perfect look-like-each-other gay couple.
His nex movie must be a seventies porn.
So….this bit of theater means that any day now, a tabloid will publish a story about Orlando’s numerous gay hookups.
who is miranda kerr? besides Orlando Bloom’s beard.
She starred in that show about the thing.
#10
That’s what makes it fun, those tight little virgin boys. All that bucking and whimpering. It sucks when they’re too eager and worldly and can suck a dick like a pro. I stopped banging my mom for that very reason.
Orlnado must have a thing for prepubesant boys.
SO LET’S DO IT LIKE THEY DO ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL!
SO LET’S DO IT LIKE THEY DO ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL!
I’ve never heard of these two people????
That’s a skinny girl. After she performs his favorite sex act she has to wash all the way up to her elbow.
*Drums* Here is the real Darth Does anyone care? Didn’t think so
Don’t be glib. I believe their love is genuine.
#27 Orlando was Frodo’s fluffer in LOTR, duh.
Tom Cruise is that really you? #30 I am such a fan. I would…. oh oh you know I really would sexy
They are such a cute couple. Orlando seems like he really loves her, but he doesn’t look like the best kisser.
What the fuck?
it looks like lesbians making out
He’s confident he can make out with her on the balcony in full view of the cameras without having to worry about an erection poking out.
****Ding Ding**** Takes finger out of my butt. Real Darth here ummmm never mind. Puts finger back
I wonder which it was for her, rape or incest. Because clearly she wants a boyfriend who won’t penetrate her.
He is gay, and she is wearing 70′s prom dress.. why am I reading this?
I love the picture where he’s gripping the railing like he’s in the dentist’s chair.
He’s a very talented actor. He made it seem effortless to hold the gerbil in for that entire time.
Orlando bloom probably just wanted to meditate in all peace on the balcony and now this girl is bothering him!? What a shitty life he must have?
Orldano Magic probably just wanted to masturbate and pee off the balcony and now this whore is all over him!? what a shitty life he must have…. oh wait maybe he likes girls all over him like I like guys all over me….. forget I wrote any of this
Their tongues are probably exercising the lotus position.Ooohmslrp!
fake “Darth” just stfu, you’re boring as hell.
Orlando is for sure gay. I should know. What’s weird is why he wants his girlfriend to watch.
Dunno about being gay, but he’s a crap actor who got lucky. I can’t think of one memorable performance of his
This is part of the ad campaign for DreamWorks Pictures’ summer blockbuster, “Hotel For Skeletons”.
Dunno, I thought the sexual tension was magnificent between Legolas and Gimli.
While i was away i see Darth has made himself pretty popular? Are you trying to steal my girl Darth? It’s pretty much as real life.
I can’t comment on this. I am still shell-shocked by Mrs. Schwarzenegger’s face. Please go easy on Arnold’s political productiveness. The man is working under stress.