Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom decided to show the world how two beautiful people make-out yesterday. Funny, this is absolutely nothing like the way I do it. Unless there was an exchange of money beforehand then, yeah, they pretty much nailed it.
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yep | February 27, 2009 at 2:01 pm
he’s ugly now
Orlando | February 27, 2009 at 2:01 pm
FIRST you skinny closeted homos
Sam | February 27, 2009 at 2:02 pm
So he’s changed his name to Spencer Bloom?
Valerie | February 27, 2009 at 2:03 pm
I’m NOT diggin’ on his hair……WTF?
steve | February 27, 2009 at 2:04 pm
Please. When a hetero guy kissing a girl, that’s not where his hands go. One gropes her boob, the other gropes her pussy. It’s fucking ROMANTIC.
Israel Philip | December 28, 2011 at 1:59 pm
you got that soooooooo damn right
A | February 27, 2009 at 2:04 pm
I think these are sweet. If she sees these on the Internet I bet she saves them.
Valerie | February 27, 2009 at 2:05 pm
Anyone think his nipples are too far apart?
Famous Plastic | February 27, 2009 at 2:06 pm
They are totally mugging for the cameras. Ha
ROUGH DADDY | February 27, 2009 at 2:09 pm
With all the places these two shape shifters can solicit the papaRATzies they choose the balcony of some hotel,,,how tacky! and girls like this goofball!
Orlando Bloom | February 27, 2009 at 2:12 pm
“What’s black and blue and afraid of sex? The Filipino boy tied to the bed in this hotel room!”
g_girl | February 27, 2009 at 2:12 pm
shit, i fucking starving for a man.
gigi | February 27, 2009 at 2:13 pm
HOT. although, withoutmake up & airbrushing, she looks kinda round-the-way girl-ish meh….. hope they break up soon – he can do better
bob | February 27, 2009 at 2:13 pm
pulling away a little…
needzmoarfuds | February 27, 2009 at 2:15 pm
shit damn thats cute.
Lindsey | February 27, 2009 at 2:16 pm
what in the hell happened to his head??
Richard McBeef | February 27, 2009 at 2:23 pm
g_girl – I have a penis… you mentioned something about starving?
Blah Girls! | February 27, 2009 at 2:23 pm
He loves ‘em skinny!
Beth | February 27, 2009 at 2:29 pm
He and John Mayer would make a perfect look-like-each-other gay couple.
GuyHolly | February 27, 2009 at 2:30 pm
His nex movie must be a seventies porn.
Stan | February 27, 2009 at 2:30 pm
So….this bit of theater means that any day now, a tabloid will publish a story about Orlando’s numerous gay hookups.
jrz | February 27, 2009 at 2:32 pm
who is miranda kerr? besides Orlando Bloom’s beard.
| February 27, 2009 at 2:35 pm
She starred in that show about the thing.
Apes in the White House | February 27, 2009 at 2:37 pm
#10
That’s what makes it fun, those tight little virgin boys. All that bucking and whimpering. It sucks when they’re too eager and worldly and can suck a dick like a pro. I stopped banging my mom for that very reason.
GuyHolly | February 27, 2009 at 2:40 pm
Orlnado must have a thing for prepubesant boys.
ur mom | February 27, 2009 at 2:40 pm
SO LET’S DO IT LIKE THEY DO ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL!
ur mom | February 27, 2009 at 2:41 pm
SO LET’S DO IT LIKE THEY DO ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL!
Darth | February 27, 2009 at 2:42 pm
I’ve never heard of these two people????
Ang | February 27, 2009 at 2:44 pm
That’s a skinny girl. After she performs his favorite sex act she has to wash all the way up to her elbow.
Darth | February 27, 2009 at 2:44 pm
*Drums* Here is the real Darth Does anyone care? Didn’t think so
Tom Cruise | February 27, 2009 at 2:46 pm
Don’t be glib. I believe their love is genuine.
GuyHolly | February 27, 2009 at 2:47 pm
#27 Orlando was Frodo’s fluffer in LOTR, duh.
Darth | February 27, 2009 at 2:49 pm
Tom Cruise is that really you? #30 I am such a fan. I would…. oh oh you know I really would sexy
lola | February 27, 2009 at 2:54 pm
They are such a cute couple. Orlando seems like he really loves her, but he doesn’t look like the best kisser.
Weed | February 27, 2009 at 2:54 pm
What the fuck?
it looks like lesbians making out
Ted | February 27, 2009 at 2:57 pm
He’s confident he can make out with her on the balcony in full view of the cameras without having to worry about an erection poking out.
Darth | February 27, 2009 at 2:59 pm
****Ding Ding**** Takes finger out of my butt. Real Darth here ummmm never mind. Puts finger back
Nancy | February 27, 2009 at 3:00 pm
I wonder which it was for her, rape or incest. Because clearly she wants a boyfriend who won’t penetrate her.
Get Your Green On | February 27, 2009 at 3:01 pm
He is gay, and she is wearing 70′s prom dress.. why am I reading this?
Susan | February 27, 2009 at 3:04 pm
I love the picture where he’s gripping the railing like he’s in the dentist’s chair.
R. Gere | February 27, 2009 at 3:08 pm
He’s a very talented actor. He made it seem effortless to hold the gerbil in for that entire time.
Darth | February 27, 2009 at 3:09 pm
Orlando bloom probably just wanted to meditate in all peace on the balcony and now this girl is bothering him!? What a shitty life he must have?
Darth | February 27, 2009 at 3:13 pm
Orldano Magic probably just wanted to masturbate and pee off the balcony and now this whore is all over him!? what a shitty life he must have…. oh wait maybe he likes girls all over him like I like guys all over me….. forget I wrote any of this
Darth | February 27, 2009 at 3:18 pm
Their tongues are probably exercising the lotus position.Ooohmslrp!
everyone | February 27, 2009 at 3:21 pm
fake “Darth” just stfu, you’re boring as hell.
LittleFilipinoBoyTiedUpInOrlando'sHotelRoom | February 27, 2009 at 3:27 pm
Orlando is for sure gay. I should know. What’s weird is why he wants his girlfriend to watch.
crap actor | February 27, 2009 at 3:29 pm
Dunno about being gay, but he’s a crap actor who got lucky. I can’t think of one memorable performance of his
producer | February 27, 2009 at 3:30 pm
This is part of the ad campaign for DreamWorks Pictures’ summer blockbuster, “Hotel For Skeletons”.
fecal actress | February 27, 2009 at 3:33 pm
Dunno, I thought the sexual tension was magnificent between Legolas and Gimli.
Lowlands | February 27, 2009 at 3:36 pm
While i was away i see Darth has made himself pretty popular? Are you trying to steal my girl Darth? It’s pretty much as real life.
feckless | February 27, 2009 at 3:39 pm
I can’t comment on this. I am still shell-shocked by Mrs. Schwarzenegger’s face. Please go easy on Arnold’s political productiveness. The man is working under stress.