Orlando Bloom is expanding his range

January 31st, 2009 // 84 Comments

Here are some shots of Orlando Bloom sporting tattoos all over his body and walking around topless in leather pants. And yeah, sure, I guess I could mention he’s on the set of some movie, but then you probably wouldn’t believe me when I tell you this is how he spends all his Fridays. Because this is how Orlando Bloom spends all his Fridays. Topless. In leather pants. Now where’s my Pulitzer?

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Comments (84)

  1. kate | January 31, 2009 at 12:02 pm

    first

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  2. blah | January 31, 2009 at 12:03 pm

    blah

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  3. Randal | January 31, 2009 at 12:10 pm

    Here’s a strong actor, showing his masculine side for all the ladies who visit the FISH. A strong looking tree reaches up his defined abs and chest, like that of an ancient Lothlorian oak and is complimented by a thick band on his arm.

    Randal

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  4. AndrewMacCloud | January 31, 2009 at 12:10 pm

    The Fellowship of the Tattoos is running a bit out of hand lately …

    Well at least he isn’t Fat (yet….)

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  5. Jessica | January 31, 2009 at 12:17 pm

    Wow.. thanks for this seriously. This site needs more topless pictures of the hottest thing in Hollywood.

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  6. Rachiz | January 31, 2009 at 12:23 pm

    i dont even think orlando bloom is hot in his usual frilly little roles but DAMN. his career isnt the only thing expanding. ive got something expanding…in my pants….but i don’t have a penis….i wonder whats goin on down there?

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  7. Balack Obama Fixin' America, 1 Nigga at a time | January 31, 2009 at 12:29 pm

    Cute, so his bush grew into a tree? damn, that’s some retro 70′s pubes going on down there.

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  8. Virgin Mary | January 31, 2009 at 1:12 pm

    Sweet baby Jesus, Mommy wants some of that.

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  9. eric | January 31, 2009 at 1:23 pm

    So women don’t like muscles anymore? I’ve been going to the gym for nothing. :(

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  10. Obi Wan | January 31, 2009 at 1:24 pm

    mmMmmmm! please post more of him!

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  11. Erica | January 31, 2009 at 1:53 pm

    Based on these pictures, I could probably take him.

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  12. Vhiki | January 31, 2009 at 1:53 pm

    *masturbates*

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  13. Capt. Douchebag | January 31, 2009 at 1:53 pm

    Nice TITS.

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  14. authorego | January 31, 2009 at 2:21 pm

    This is a terrific improvement over Micky Rourke but I’d really like to see some hot Asian guys. How about Jet Li? Can you post some dangerous looking photos of Jet Li, huh Fish?

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  15. Blooming Idiot | January 31, 2009 at 2:29 pm

    IT’S NICE TO SEE SCOTT STAPP GETTING WORK AGAIN

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  16. kagrez | January 31, 2009 at 2:40 pm

    I didn’t think I liked him.

    While he is cute….he probably weighs less than me, so I probably still dont like him.

    Damn 120 pound tween girl boys.

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  17. Erica L. | January 31, 2009 at 2:44 pm

    Hot damn.

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  18. michelle | January 31, 2009 at 3:03 pm

    can’t really say i agree with the ladies here. i was thinking “damn” but then i saw the picture of him in the robe…. reminds me of a hobo running around in a robe.

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  19. Eric | January 31, 2009 at 3:19 pm

    Oh, so that’s why all those teenage girls were so in love with him.

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  20. GG1000 | January 31, 2009 at 3:32 pm

    Hmm, boy’s been at the gym, that’s for sure. Can’t say I’m feeling the hair, however. Looks like when I turn my old mop upside down to dry in the garage.

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  21. It's Me Fuckers | January 31, 2009 at 4:05 pm

    *drools* I’ll have a double serving of Orlando with his blueberries on top. I don’t like chocolate or whipped cream but I think I could suffer through slurping it off of him if he was covered in it. Mmmmmmmmmm! RAWR!!

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  22. Nichole | January 31, 2009 at 4:06 pm

    I was scared for a second there that he had recently ruined his body with all those tattoos. I’m glad it’s for a movie, It’s funny how that tree oh-so-gently cups his breast. lol!

    And yes, he’s hot.

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  23. me | January 31, 2009 at 4:08 pm

    Anyone posting after me sucks on Orlando Bloom’s greasy penis

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  24. GABE | January 31, 2009 at 4:16 pm

    those leather pants look good on him.

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  25. Sarah | January 31, 2009 at 4:38 pm

    Oh man have I grown up! I used to think this was hot a couple of years ago. Now I just look at his delicate little nose, luscious curls, healthy blueberry snack, and think…”There’s a DICK in those leather pants?” :(
    Realizing I’m not a teenage girl anymore is a little sad.

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  26. Evil Cat | January 31, 2009 at 5:03 pm

    YUM! thanks for the eye candy!

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  27. blah | January 31, 2009 at 5:06 pm

    He’s old news….
    old, boring, not attractive and no longer popular.

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  28. sla | January 31, 2009 at 5:07 pm

    He should spend every day topless in leather pants.

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  29. sla | January 31, 2009 at 5:07 pm

    He should spend every day topless in leather pants.

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  30. Max Planck | January 31, 2009 at 5:46 pm

    Tattoos suck!

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  31. roxi | January 31, 2009 at 6:43 pm

    Orlando isnt attractive at all, maybe nice body but i honestly do not see why ladies find him hot, blah

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  32. Flowfa | January 31, 2009 at 6:52 pm

    Those aren’t leather pants, they are waxed coated denim. FOOL!

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  33. ??????? | January 31, 2009 at 7:21 pm

    What a homo.

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  34. Randal | January 31, 2009 at 7:26 pm

    I would love to slide his tiny cock into my prolapsed gaynus. My hairy breasts lactate at the thought of just touching that beautiful gay man.

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  35. Mike | January 31, 2009 at 7:43 pm

    Jett could kick his ass.

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  36. Sandi | January 31, 2009 at 7:56 pm

    Yuck – he should tattoo some hair on his chest. Whats he got going on there a full body wax? – ew

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  37. xxxdeadgirlsuperstarxxx | January 31, 2009 at 8:22 pm

    He looks a bit like Mick Mars from Motley Crue (and thats not a good thing)

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  38. bmc | January 31, 2009 at 8:33 pm

    haha some dude has gone mental and posted revenge pics of his girlfriend

    worth a look, shes hot:

    http://ihatekaty.com/?id=1449373#6dzz5z54fsdq7ez78z8d

    (not spam or ad links guys) cheers

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  39. Andy | January 31, 2009 at 8:39 pm

    would twist them so hard she orgasms so hard she passes out

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  40. TK | January 31, 2009 at 9:14 pm

    Topless, tattoos, and leather pants… IN FRONT OF A TRAILER (which could easily be in a trailer park instead of a movie set.)

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  41. Anexio | January 31, 2009 at 10:01 pm

    Thats Orlando Bloom? Whoever that is…

    I thought it was Harry Potter’s mom.

    Out

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  42. Hamper_Lint | January 31, 2009 at 10:34 pm

    That made me wet ….

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  43. Hamper_Lint | January 31, 2009 at 10:34 pm

    That made me wet ….

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  44. grace | January 31, 2009 at 10:54 pm

    he’s gonna regret those tattoos when he becomes too lazy to work out. for the meantime, though, he has a great bod :D

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  45. Chauncey Gardner | January 31, 2009 at 11:21 pm

    TWINK.

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  46. emely | January 31, 2009 at 11:35 pm

    HOT HOT HOT HOT

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  47. gerard Vandenberg | January 31, 2009 at 11:48 pm

    Putting an extra dildo on his penis to “widen” it for the FAGGOTS, folks?

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  48. me | February 1, 2009 at 12:59 am

    a man with an ass that flat has no place wearing leather.

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  49. Blah | February 1, 2009 at 1:08 am

    The pictures of him looking all badass while eating blueberries is hilarious! Overall though I don’t understand the mass appeal over this guy. He’s okay looking at best.

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