Orlando Bloom and Kirsten Dunst have reportedly been seeing each other for over a month now after becoming close on the set of Elizabethtown. Last week they were spotted “kissing and cuddling in the corner of the lobby bar” in Los Angeles at the Chateau Marmont. A friend of Orlando says:
“Kirsten reminds him of what Kate used to look like before her dramatic weight loss. It was so much fun for him to be with her because she seemed carefree and not obsessed about fattening foods. Kirsten can also let her hair down a bit and isn’t worried about being the most fashionable girl in the room. Orlando likes that she can look a bit dishevelled, he thinks it’s sexy. Kate would never go out unless she looked perfectly coiffed and that got a bit tiring.”
So basically Orlando Bloom is going out with Kirsten Dunst because she’s fat and ugly and doesn’t mind going out in public looking like this. I mean, Jesus, low standards is one thing but this is just sick. He sounds like the kind of guy who swings by reitrement homes to hit on grandmas. And then when he gets them he makes them dress up like truckers.
Just think of it as my little thanksgiving gift to the world. YOU’RE WELCOME!!!
I just can’t believe this ugly old thing got to fuck Jake Jarhead baby cutie poopsie Gyllenhaal. That to me is fucking nonsense right there.
She is just not cute. She needs to meet someone who invents live action holograms, so she can be airbrushed in real time.
I feel like I’m going crazy with all the comments on how cute she is. Come on people! I really thought Kate was beautiful before she lost weight. I don’t think he’s any prize but better than corn teeth.
In the words of Archie Bunker, #23…..”Shut up you.”
#49 Ahahahahhahaha! That’s hilarious
The ONLY thing curvey about Kirsten Dunst are her big fake titts.
Still she looks better than that walking specter of death Kate Bosworth. I hope she isn’t in the sequel to Superman because the man of steel will be wasting all his time running to the store to get her laxitives.
Seriously #24, LilRash, I thought you said weeks ago that you were taking a hike from this joint because of all of the childish fights that we partake in. Please heed your own advice. You’re fairly boring & useless.
I don’t know why everone is dissing Kirsten. Orlando looks like a rat that got stuck in a drain pipe.
…although I must say that the superfish cracks me up with the way he always makes fun of her. Its one of the few things in life I can depend on…like Paris Hilton/praying mantis comparisons. Hilarious.
hollywood hook up: closet case and snaggle-puss…
Dunst has the face of a German peasant, especially when she wears those stupid braids on her head. All she needs is the frau outfit to make her look complete.
@ Seastay 48: It’s possible that we can’t find two low enough standards! It’s a challenge.. But I definitely think Bosworth is ‘cleaner’ overall than snagglepussy Dunst… I mean jezuz kriest, if you can’t straighten your fucking yello
LOL @ 63 – Absolutely true!! Long armpit hair on huge Yeti women with their hair whacked super-short, barking in a language of all consonants like they’re hocking up a loogi ..EWWWWW =X
She looks like she’ll age horribly. Like she’ll be 40 and high school boys will assume she’s 90 when she tries to pick up on them. Though they’ll still have sex with her. Her, and her rancid, dusty Miss Havisham whithered vag.
that statement from a ‘friend’ is total bullshit.
look at regular candid pics of kate. she dresses like shit and looks it. seriously. the girl dresses in the dark. or for attention.
one of the two. probably the latter.
I could learn to live with Kirsten Dunst’s randomly positioned teeth, but oral sex would be out of the question. I could probably even fuck her, from behind, in a very dark room, while fantasizing about someone much, much, much more attractive.
But there is something missing in Kirsten that she will never have, and I will not live without, … a Y chromosome.
In other news, BJLTC ;^o
I’ve just lost a ton of respect for Mr. Bloom.
*vomits*
wow, orlando could be doing a lot better