Orlando Bloom and Kirsten Dunst have reportedly been seeing each other for over a month now after becoming close on the set of Elizabethtown. Last week they were spotted “kissing and cuddling in the corner of the lobby bar” in Los Angeles at the Chateau Marmont. A friend of Orlando says:
“Kirsten reminds him of what Kate used to look like before her dramatic weight loss. It was so much fun for him to be with her because she seemed carefree and not obsessed about fattening foods. Kirsten can also let her hair down a bit and isn’t worried about being the most fashionable girl in the room. Orlando likes that she can look a bit dishevelled, he thinks it’s sexy. Kate would never go out unless she looked perfectly coiffed and that got a bit tiring.”
So basically Orlando Bloom is going out with Kirsten Dunst because she’s fat and ugly and doesn’t mind going out in public looking like this. I mean, Jesus, low standards is one thing but this is just sick. He sounds like the kind of guy who swings by reitrement homes to hit on grandmas. And then when he gets them he makes them dress up like truckers.