The Orbit Gum Chick Seems Shy

July 27th, 2011 // 93 Comments

You ever find yourself watching those Orbit gum commercials and thinking, “Gee, I wonder what that blonde British chick telling me I have a dirty mouth (Real name: Vanessa Branch, by the way.) would look like in a bunch of saucy outfits?”

I can enter your thoughts.

NOTE: I’ve been informed there are two Orbit gum girls. This is the old one who says “Fabulous!” and the new one is Farris Patton. I can’t possibly know why anyone would know that or divulge that they do know that, but I guess that’s the point of having an Internet.

Photo: Splash News

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  1. Orbit Gum Girl Panties Flash Vanessa Branch
    I'm A Jerk
    Commented on this photo:

    Yeah Fish, she was the original hot one and then I think they let her go cause she wanted more money. Then new one is just a really bad replacement.

  2. Orbit Gum Girl Panties Flash Vanessa Branch
    gumption
    Commented on this photo:

    a little jiggle to her under thighs but Im digging this broad. she is not over processed, her touch ups are subtle. she looks like a naturally sultry gal.

  3. Orbit Gum Girl Panties Flash Vanessa Branch
    Anon
    Commented on this photo:

    The Skeletor face ruins everything.

  4. the one

    In europe ladies wear THONGS.
    agree, THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA IS IN A TERRIBLE ECONOMIC CRISES, folks!!

  5. vaginja

    The old “Fabulous” Orbit chick used to work at Medieval Times in Orange County. She is a total cunt and not even British.

    • I met her once and she was a complete bitch. She wanted to be comp’d a bunch of free crap and had the nerve to pull the old “Do you know who I am?”. I remember thinking “Yeah, you’re the chick that sells old-man gum”.

      She was quite unpleasant.

  6. rough

    Howd you squeeze out the bloat out so fast Krissy Dunst?

  7. Orbit Gum Girl Panties Flash Vanessa Branch
    slongo
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s got funky looking knees

  8. Orbit Gum Girl Panties Flash Vanessa Branch
    OBLIVION
    Commented on this photo:

    Hasn’t anyone noticed the KNEES?! what IS THAT?!

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    ChonchArcola
    Commented on this photo:

    i would nom till my gum lost all its flavor, then i’d pop in a new piece.

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    heather
    Commented on this photo:

    she needs to work out and tighten up a big. she’s got the fat-skinny thing going on.

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    Rebecca
    Commented on this photo:

    Kristen Dunsts might look like this if she got her teeth fixed

  12. buzz_clik

    Farris Patton sounds like a rad spoonerism.

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