The Orbit Gum Chick Seems Shy

You ever find yourself watching those Orbit gum commercials and thinking, “Gee, I wonder what that blonde British chick telling me I have a dirty mouth (Real name: Vanessa Branch, by the way.) would look like in a bunch of saucy outfits?”

I can enter your thoughts.

NOTE: I’ve been informed there are two Orbit gum girls. This is the old one who says “Fabulous!” and the new one is Farris Patton. I can’t possibly know why anyone would know that or divulge that they do know that, but I guess that’s the point of having an Internet.

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