You ever find yourself watching those Orbit gum commercials and thinking, “Gee, I wonder what that blonde British chick telling me I have a dirty mouth (Real name: Vanessa Branch, by the way.) would look like in a bunch of saucy outfits?”
I can enter your thoughts.
NOTE: I’ve been informed there are two Orbit gum girls. This is the old one who says “Fabulous!” and the new one is Farris Patton. I can’t possibly know why anyone would know that or divulge that they do know that, but I guess that’s the point of having an Internet.
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Yeah Fish, she was the original hot one and then I think they let her go cause she wanted more money. Then new one is just a really bad replacement.
a little jiggle to her under thighs but Im digging this broad. she is not over processed, her touch ups are subtle. she looks like a naturally sultry gal.
The Skeletor face ruins everything.
Paper bags were invented for good reason.
if you’re bothered by her face(and the rest looks this tasty)you are doing it wrong.
i’d wreck her like a rental car.
In europe ladies wear THONGS.
agree, THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA IS IN A TERRIBLE ECONOMIC CRISES, folks!!
The old “Fabulous” Orbit chick used to work at Medieval Times in Orange County. She is a total cunt and not even British.
I met her once and she was a complete bitch. She wanted to be comp’d a bunch of free crap and had the nerve to pull the old “Do you know who I am?”. I remember thinking “Yeah, you’re the chick that sells old-man gum”.
She was quite unpleasant.
Howd you squeeze out the bloat out so fast Krissy Dunst?
She’s got funky looking knees
Hasn’t anyone noticed the KNEES?! what IS THAT?!
i would nom till my gum lost all its flavor, then i’d pop in a new piece.
she needs to work out and tighten up a big. she’s got the fat-skinny thing going on.
Kristen Dunsts might look like this if she got her teeth fixed
Farris Patton sounds like a rad spoonerism.