You ever find yourself watching those Orbit gum commercials and thinking, “Gee, I wonder what that blonde British chick telling me I have a dirty mouth (Real name: Vanessa Branch, by the way.) would look like in a bunch of saucy outfits?”
I can enter your thoughts.
NOTE: I’ve been informed there are two Orbit gum girls. This is the old one who says “Fabulous!” and the new one is Farris Patton. I can’t possibly know why anyone would know that or divulge that they do know that, but I guess that’s the point of having an Internet.
Photo: Splash News
haha first and if your not first your last!!!!
do chewing gum and roast beef go together? now they do…
An English confectioner once invented a chewing gum with the flavors of tomato soup, roast beef, and blueberry pie. But something always went wrong when it came to the dessert…
Ewww the face!
what face?
and really ?
Stop looking in the mirror.
This women is Hott!
haha first again
You don’t often find professional photographers catching themselves in the mirror…did she respond to a CraigsList “model wanted” ad?
You know how I know you’re gay? You are critiquing the photographer on catching himself in the mirror in a photograph of a hot chick.
frankly, this picture isn’t that hot.
This seems less like a “photo shoot” and more like “guy with a camera cons a dumb chick”.
My thoughts exactly. It’s only a mess of overexposure away from being a Tyler Shields extravaganza.
She’s now the spokes-model for the underwear visibility campaign.
I know. I thought women tended to color-coordinate their underwear with their outfits, but this chick is doing the complete opposite of that.
No they don’t bother anymore.
She must’ve taken lessons from Kim K on how to get attention.
It’s a bathing suit, look at picture five and you can see the strap, and in this picture you can see the tie in the back
So not only do the British oppress other people, but they also have no asses. Huh.
Mmmmmm “fabulous”!
+1
+1 for that?
Now we’ve even pedestrianized +1′s.
Good job, internet.
EPIC job, actually.
it’s using a quote from her ads, on her. knucklehead
It is too obvious of a pun in this situation and thus worth no points!
mmm that BUM is fabulous~
+100000000
That’s the old orbit girl. and she look it too.
silly girl, see thru tops are for when you go BRALESS
I would love to doublemint her.
She can use her dirty mouth to clean my trouser sausage.
If she is not going to show her twat I don’t really care. I might be willing to drop a load in her mouth and then toss her a pack of Orbit all the while screaming “clean that bitch!”
Probably sex as well if she asked. Most likely. And by sex I mean anal.
Haha, yeah she’s hot but not that smoking to elicit a lengthy Google search unless she has pics that exceed the NC-17 rating, amirite? I co-sign everything else you said, too, werd up!
Dirty Whore…i mean dirty mouth! yes, mouth.
She’s sk=mokin’ hot.
Leonardo will be tappin’ that by the end of the day. Then he’ll cast her aside and I’ll be right there to comfort her, soothe her and then bang her brains out with my penis tool.
I bet her asshole tastes like peppermint
i was thinking crème de menthe
No matter what…
Holy shit, she is 38!!!! Damn, looks good for her age!
No, she just looks good period.
She’s got a banging bod for her age but her face makes her look like she’s closer to 48 than 38.
Semi *CO-SIGN*
YOU’RE YOU’RE YOU’RE YOU’RE YOU’RE YOU’RE YOU’RE YOU’RE YOU’RE YOU’RE YOU’RE YOU’RE YOU’RE YOU’RE YOU’RE YOU’RE YOU’RE YOU’RE YOU’RE YOU’RE YOU’RE YOU’RE YOU’RE YOU’RE YOU’RE YOU’RE YOU’RE YOU’RE YOU’RE YOU’RE YOU’RE YOU’RE YOU’RE YOU’RE YOU’RE YOU’RE YOU’RE YOU’RE YOU’RE YOU’RE YOU’RE YOU’RE YOU’RE YOU’RE YOU’RE YOU’RE YOU’RE YOU’RE YOU’RE YOU’RE YOU’RE YOU’RE YOU’RE YOU’RE YOU’RE a fucking retard.
Way too totally bee a grammor nazi!!! Your such a asswhole!!!
I think she’s cute.
Nice chicklets.
yes, please.
Pretty good for an old chick. Where are picts 15-20 years ago?
Her flavor lasts after a thorough wash
You can see where the plastic surgeon sucked the fat out of her thighs, discussing and gross. She’s still much cuter than in those silly commercials though.
Discussing? Discussing what?
*CO-SIGN* . . . how does someone make that kind of screwed up typo?!?!?
That’s just her first cellulite dimple. One every thirty eight years isn’t bad.
And also, stop having the same name as me.
That’s the NEW Orbit babe – a really poor man’s version of the original Orbit babe who was quite yummy. The new one, well, I guess I’d stick her on the bedpost when I was done with her for the night…but the original one would be chewing that gum like a beaver after what I put in her mouth.
dumbass…this is the old one.
Farris Patton is the new Orbit girl
Who are you calling a cootie queen? You Lint LICKER!!!
Pickle You, Cumquat!
She’s THAT girl you pick up at a bar or shore house party, take home, bada bing…..
then you wake up in the morning, remember the night (in pieces), go to yourself “Oh shit, I think she’s laying next to me, yes!, she was so hot”, roll over in bed, and then go “Fuck me”.
i’d give her a dirty mouth to match her dirty ass.
I am hoping she will be dressed like this for the next Orbit gum commercial. Holy NICE ass!
I would like to polish her coal chute ! This doesn’t seem as ominous as the kardassian ass .
I’d stick my “spotted dick”in her bum.
The only pic that is halfway appealing, probably because it shows the least of her.
what is that growth on her upper right thigh?
that’s an indention of my penis as i frotted her good. why do you think she is smiling?
colon… strollin’
I don’t think I have ever seen uglier shoes
You look at the shoes in this photo?i ASSUME YOU ARE A WOMAN OR VERY,VERY GAY!
she can sit on my face all day.
BEAUTY AT HER FINNEST!! “”TO WHOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM,do i owe this thankyou to for the joy! eyes have seen!”=====thankyou she is awesomely!;;;!:;;;;on behalf of me my self and i ! thankyou she is a beauty!
Another scrawny, horse-face, British chick, with no fashion sense….big fucking news….how quickly we forget Posh Spice…
Reasonably hot, but let’s face it there isn’t a hot women in this world who wouldn’t look better in one of my shirts.
Besides, the giant tapeworm in that store is unpleasant.
meh.
That is why women must wear the burqa.
My spooge would clean up her dirty mouth
I think this is the best picture because in all the rest of them her face looks wrinkled and oily; the outfits and shoes are just horrendous.
She reminds me of Gabrielle Anwar in that both were cute back when they had some “baby fat” in their faces. Now they’re both getting that “Skeletor look”. Still, she’s pretty hot for a 38 year-old. I love how some posters are all like “Ewwwww!!” when you know full well they wouldn’t kick them outta bed.
Also, I wonder if this is how Kristen Bell will look in 14(ish) years.
I wouldn’t mind having her taste in my mouth.
She seems fun.