You have a single goal starting now until October 12, and that’s to go here, follow the directions, and make Optimus Prime utter the line he was born to utter.
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pinky_nip | October 3, 2006 at 10:59 am
I’m naming one of my kids Optimus Prime…..
Chicagoboy | October 3, 2006 at 11:01 am
Coincidently, Opitmus Prime is the nickname of Chicagoboy Jr. And by Chicagoboy Jr., I mean my penis. He can transform too.
PunjabPete | October 3, 2006 at 11:04 am
Optimus Gay…..
Chicagoboy | October 3, 2006 at 11:04 am
That link was lame, I thought I was going to hear some cool robot voice. Instead, I signed up for extra spam in my gmail account.
RichPort | October 3, 2006 at 11:14 am
Apparently Optimus Prime did not want to say “RichPort has a huge johnson”. Odd…
Angry Ferret Jones | October 3, 2006 at 11:18 am
And I would name my daughter “trrrrrrrllll”
Goddamn it, Dane Cook is a funny bitch.
PS – I just shit on the coats.
bigponie | October 3, 2006 at 11:20 am
Is there an autobot girl that Optimus can fuck, what he needs is a good blow so he can just stop fighting already.
BarbadoSlim | October 3, 2006 at 11:23 am
There better be some Soundwave on that bitch or I’m not gonna see it.
pinky_nip | October 3, 2006 at 11:24 am
What is it about the Wall that makes me want to steal shit?
RichPort | October 3, 2006 at 11:27 am
#9 – The album? I don’t know, I stole my copy.
pinky_nip | October 3, 2006 at 11:31 am
@10: Dane Cook reference…
artmonkey3000 | October 3, 2006 at 11:53 am
“Megatron, I’m going to transform my fist and your ass, into my fist in your ass.”
Tracie | October 3, 2006 at 11:54 am
#4, I thought so too, but was wise enough not to fill in any personal info.
BTW, my vote for what I wanted O. P. to say? “Arrivederci, Cocksucker!”
CelebSlam.com | October 3, 2006 at 12:02 pm
You can just ask us to visit your other site…
http://www.celebslam.com
happy_bunny | October 3, 2006 at 12:12 pm
The IWatchStuff person can be really funny, but he needs to do write-ups on something besides the Transformers movie. Oh my god, how much shit did he have on Superman Returns. Not everyone who goes to movies is an adolescent boy.
Italian Stallion | October 3, 2006 at 12:17 pm
@1 I thought we were naming our child Italian_nip
AmishDude | October 3, 2006 at 12:39 pm
16… Mr Stallion, you claim my jokes are unfunny, yet you persist on using the “inside” joke which NOBODY understands.
pinky_nip | October 3, 2006 at 12:48 pm
@17: What’s so hard to understand… Stallion & I fuck like rabbits, everyone knows that.
Italian Stallion | October 3, 2006 at 12:51 pm
@17 If you people knew how to keep a fucking cell phone around there might not be dead children at your schools. Pinky got it and that’s all I was going for. Your jokes are still weak motherfucker, go fuck a chicken or something……………..
killahcheese | October 3, 2006 at 1:28 pm
This new optimus looks nothing like the old optimus, what the hell?
Angry Ferret Jones | October 3, 2006 at 1:28 pm
Stallion and Nip are funny as hell.
Like Abbot and Costello.
Or Penn and Teller.
Or Martin and Davis.
Triumph Insult Dog | October 3, 2006 at 1:34 pm
Optimus Prime say:
This movie will SUCK! It will suck worst than the movie when I died!
Autobots and Decepticon! Tranform and let’s get the hell outta here!
http://www.blackbeatpress.com
HollyJ | October 3, 2006 at 1:42 pm
there are approximately 16 ways to word a phrase to tie in “oil” or “lube” with “big pistons” or “drive shaft”
i should know
i’ve submitted all of them
WD-40 | October 3, 2006 at 1:42 pm
THAT’S how Optimus Prime is going to look in the movie???!!!!?!?!?!?!!!!
I guess George Lucas doesn’t have the patent on downright ruining childhood memories.
Going by the picture alone it looks like the movie is going to suck ASS.
Wampoon.com | October 3, 2006 at 2:58 pm
I had this ultra RARE optimus prime action figure but sold it on Ebay for $5,000. I bought a used Toyota 4-Runner with that money. A truck for a truck! SWEEEEET!
http://wampoon.com
slantingthroughdarkness | October 3, 2006 at 3:13 pm
You don’t care about this. Even if you think you do, you don’t.
http://slam-cut.blogspot.com
RichPort | October 3, 2006 at 3:20 pm
#17 – Are you the next contestant? Is that what’s going on here? Well then COME OOOON DOOOWN! I mean, thanks for paying homage to my johnson in the other thread and all, but you really need to be funnier before you start coming at anyone here… and by funnier of course I mean say something funny or shut the fuck up. Only then will you be forgiven…
RichPort | October 3, 2006 at 3:34 pm
#11 – Somtimes I’m slower than a crippled turtle moving backwards. Thanks for clearing that up.
BarbadoSlim | October 3, 2006 at 4:46 pm
#23…there is no doubt in my mind that you did that.
that’s disturbing
PunjabPete | October 3, 2006 at 5:16 pm
I just cannot wait for the Thundercats movie…..
Lion-O – Tom Cruise
Cheetara – John Travolta
Tygra – Matt McConnghey (or however the F you spell it)
Panthro – Danny Glover
WilyKit – Mary Kate Olson
WileyKat – Ashley Olson
Snarf – Wilmer Valderama
Should be great…
PunjabPete | October 3, 2006 at 5:20 pm
More on how the Thundercats are doing here….
http://www.mavrinac.com/humour/thundercats/index.html
ResidentX | October 3, 2006 at 5:30 pm
This movie is gonna suck. Is this another testament to how America has lost it way. Somethings, you just don’t mess with. It’s a cartoon for kids…just leave it alone. It doesn’t need to be improved. Just digitize it and add some cool music, ok?
May | October 3, 2006 at 8:20 pm
What is that thing?!
Looks like those transformer toys my brother used to play with
Sensei Terry Silver | October 3, 2006 at 9:05 pm
#13-thats the funniest thing i’ve heard today-i can’t stop laughing-nice.
TetterkeT | October 3, 2006 at 9:37 pm
I entered, “Please save myself and the rest of the Autobots from Michael Bay’s horrific vision.”
Jer Bear | October 4, 2006 at 9:48 am
“Get these mother fucking Decepticons off this mother fucking planetoid!”?
TopTenJesus | October 4, 2006 at 7:24 pm
Hilarious Top Ten List of things Optimus Prime Should say…
http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.ListAll&friendID=102034973
TopTenJesus | October 4, 2006 at 7:25 pm
Hilarious Top Ten List of things Optimus Prime Should say…
http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.ListAll&friendID=102034973
TopTenJesus | October 4, 2006 at 7:26 pm
Hilarious Top Ten List of things Optimus Prime should say…
http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.ListAll&friendID=102034973
John_D | October 5, 2006 at 7:32 am
That’s it! I’ve had enough of the motherf*cking snakes on the motherf*cking plane!
HollywoodSnark | April 5, 2007 at 8:36 pm
waiting for that