During a speech on Monday at a Baltimore fundraiser for Beth Tfiloh Dahan Community School, Oprah Winfrey talked about how rich she was and how fantastic it was. Seriously.
“I have lots of things, like all these Manolo Blahniks. I have all that and I think it’s great. I’m not one of those people like, ‘Well, we must renounce ourselves.’ No, I have a closet full of shoes and it’s a good thing. I was coming back from Africa on one of my trips. I had taken one of my wealthy friends with me. She said, ‘Don’t you just feel guilty? Don’t you just feel terrible?’ I said, ‘No, I don’t. I do not know how me being destitute is going to help them.’ Then I said when we got home, ‘I’m going home to sleep on my Pratesi sheets right now and I’ll feel good about it.’ “
It’s about time somebody had the guts to talk about how awesome being rich is. What’s the point of owning a solid gold toilet if poor people won’t let me enjoy it?
































Whenever Miss Opie gets high and mighty we can all take solace that she’s really, really fat and married to a very gay man who likes his salad tossed. Tossed hard. Almost as hard as Tom Cruise likes his favorite food: COCK!
Ayn Rand is a fucking bitch.
Oprah may be rich but at least I’m not a minnie me Star Jones look alike….
But stil I could give a rats ass about Oprah… seriously why is she so freakin famous? Chicks are stupid for likeing this bitch, if you girls want role models start with porn stars like Asia Carrera or Angel Veil.
#129-I call my dog BubbaHoTep-what does it mean? It’s a movie about Elvis isn’t it?
#132-Thank you for your simple yet correct explanation of
where Oprah went wrong.
#149-I’m going to go to the library tomorrow to look for
that book.
#150-Oprah gave birth to a son when she was a teenager-she had the sense to put him up for adoption instead of
aborting him.
It is odd that with all of Oprah’s millions she can’t seem to
beat her weight problem.
Oprah is a very spiritual woman.
She teaches us by example.
At Christmastime, she reminds us that it’s all really about “the Christ child.”
Thank you, Oprah.
Oshkosh, I was having such a great day. Why do you want to make me cry? Once thing’s fir sure, I’ve GOT to be sluttier!
as Dave Chappelle posing as Rick James said, “Shoulda never gave you naggers money”.
Normally, I am a huge fan of making fun of celebrities… But, I love Oprah. I don’t really watch her show, but I met her on a trip to Chicago. And she is a wonderful person.
For those of you who don’t know, she donates ridiculous amounts of money to a lot of charitable causes.
Next, Why would she single-handedly pay to rebuild a city that:
A. She doesn’t live in or near.
B. Will be back underwater in 20 years because THEY BUILT IT BELOW SEALEVEL.
and
C. Bill Gates could pay for it, too. But you’re not giving him shit.
On to what this site is really about: cxelebrity gossip. I am from a small town in the middle of cornfields in Illinois. And ocassionally, I catch a train to Chicago. One time I was up there (like 4 years ago) and was shopping in Water Tower Place. The girl I was with and I were talking about how Oprah allegedly shopped there all the time and how funny it would be to see her. We then discussed how when she goes out, she doesn’t wear make up and people don’t recognize her. That was a lie, because from the look she gave us when she turned around, we knew it was her. And she did look like a wrinkly skleton or something that is in desperate need of make up.
I couldn’t read through all of these comments because it seems like so many of you try really hard to be witty and funny like the website. It’s just annoying. Stop.
RE: Oprah. The fact that she’s proud of her money and not ashamed of it isn’t new. She has been saying that for years. It doesn’t make her a bad person, but apparently it makes everyone here jealous and spiteful.
Yes, she could donate every last cent she has to feed the poor people in Africa, but they will be hungry again in 6 months. Instead of solving the problem that way, she’s building schools and educating people so they can learn to take care of themselves. She’s approaching their problems with a long term solution.
I would lecture people on not being judgemental unless you know exactly what it’s like to be in her shoes, but then again this is thesuperficial. So of course no one here cares about empathy. Damn haters.
bemodee? You trying to earn yourself a spot next to your Saint Oprah? Lecture? Judgmental? Empathy? Please. Remove your head from your ass and hers.
Point is she ended up making herself look like an insensitive jackass by pointing out exactly how much she has, and NOT EVEN in the context of how grateful she might be either.
Needlessly detailing your wealth to the mostly middle-class or poor public makes you a rude, gauche, unsympathetic, out-of-touch-with-reality-and-common-sense egotistical bitch. Major PR mistake. And now we’re gonna ridicule her for it. Fair and square.
I swear to God I don’t understand why NOTHING sticks to this woman. Using your show as a platform to whine about not being allowed to crash a private event at Hermes…courageous. Calling Larry King to defend one of your stupid pet authors one day then savaging him on your show the next…courageous. Making gross comments about your own obscene wealth…courageous. Whatever.
Thanks for the updates Dr.Phil.
Your a little late though fuckin duck!!
#154 are you Oprah’s best friend, or Dr.Phil or a cunt?
http://entertainment.msn.com/tv/hotgossipb4?GT1=7703
amen to that 159. bemoedee amen
i like oprah!1 even though she may be very loud and annoying.. people may say she cud do more with her money but most of oprahs money wud be in assets and would be tied up. she has a large heart and its more then pretty much anyong has done
any oprah hates get f#cked
159. Posted by bemoedee on April 13, 2006 04:02 PM
I couldn’t read through all of these comments because it seems like so many of you try really hard to be witty and funny like the website. It’s just annoying. Stop.
RE: Oprah. The fact that she’s proud of her money and not ashamed of it isn’t new. She has been saying that for years. It doesn’t make her a bad person, but apparently it makes everyone here jealous and spiteful.
Yes, she could donate every last cent she has to feed the poor people in Africa, but they will be hungry again in 6 months. Instead of solving the problem that way, she’s building schools and educating people so they can learn to take care of themselves. She’s approaching their problems with a long term solution.
I would lecture people on not being judgemental unless you know exactly what it’s like to be in her shoes, but then again this is thesuperficial. So of course no one here cares about empathy. Damn haters.
I PRAISE YOU… WELL SAID
hey it could have been worse, she could have brought back a shed load of African Babies for adoption instead of those Blahniks.
Hell the woman is obviously rich so let her flaunt it
The least she could have done is brought back a “load of African Babies”
#21 !!!! GOOD ONE!!!
im holding my sides and gasping for air i cant stop laughing!!!
don’t stop laughing and hopefully the oxygen will run out soon enough.
I love this jump in my car video, the hoffster at his finest. Have you seen the video of David Hasslehoff drunk? (source http://www.unregisterednews.com/content/view/145/50/). Sad to see him sink so low
Hey, I am 55 years old. I have been there and done almost everything. I refused to watch “Rider” and “Bay.” But, IMHO, this guy deserves a break. He’s not only not that bad, he’s pretty damn good. Try it yourself before you pass judgement people. Is he a ground-breaking, Lennon/McCartney-type musical genius? No. Is he trying to be? No! But is he a talented TV star and pop artist? Yes! We cannot all be diamonds and pearls. But we can be competent at what we do, if we are bold enough to give it a try. David does not deserve the ridicule that you heap upon him.
WAT THE HELL DAVID IF U WANNA MAKE A CRAPY VIDEO FINE BUT LEAVE KIT OUT OF THIS!!!!!