Oprah Winfrey is a bird murderer

December 28th, 2005 // 10 Comments

oprah-bird.jpgOprah’s private jet was forced to land yesterday when a bird hit the windshield and cracked it.

Winfrey and her boyfriend, Stedman Graham, were not hurt in the incident, which occurred around 12:30 p.m. Monday just after the GulfStream jet had taken off from Santa Barbara Municipal Airport, said Santa Barbara Fire Department spokesman John Ahlman.

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Comments (10)

  1. fatgirl | December 28, 2005 at 9:13 am

    Too bad the bird didn’t go into one of the turbines…..

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  2. giromide | December 28, 2005 at 10:16 am

    On the next Oprah, a shocking report of bird strikes and what they mean to you.

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  3. Nurse Kellie | December 28, 2005 at 11:14 am

    I thought she ditched Stedman awhile back.

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  4. tuesdayup | December 28, 2005 at 11:34 am

    New reports state that it was just wear and tear that caused the windshield to crack…which leads me to ask what the hell she was doing on her window.

    Article on the new wear theory:
    http://theobsessivemessenger.com

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  5. rivercmb | December 28, 2005 at 12:36 pm

    don’t worry if you get arrested by the homeless police. if they convict you, they subtract 3/4 of a normal sentence to accamodate a hobo murder. i’m sure he didn’t feel a thing, being hopped up on cheap wine and windex

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  6. Lilmissy | December 28, 2005 at 2:14 pm

    How dare you post about Oprah, I may love animals but the bird flew into the damn window so its the birds falt!

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  7. derekd | December 28, 2005 at 4:36 pm

    This guy. Could you imagine being Mr. Oprah Winfrey. I thought Federline had it bad. This would be the ultimate cuz at least Britney was decent lookin’ at one time. I can’t help but think of that movie ‘Gorillas in The Mist’ when I see Oprah.

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  8. HollyJ | December 28, 2005 at 6:17 pm

    I suspect that the plane hit the bird, not vice-versa.

    The jet was “forced to land” which implies that it was flying–not sitting on the tarmac–when the unsuspecting avian was anniliated.

    I’ve also never heard of a bird dive-bombing itself into the windshield of a parked plane.

    I’m a bird-lover, and it’s very sad, but these things happen around airports. I think it might be a stretch to call it the bird’s ‘fault’ though.

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  9. Linnea | December 29, 2005 at 1:43 am

    HollyJ: These are troubling times. For all you know the bird could have been a terrorist after one of America’s treasures. Did anybody check for a turban?

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  10. HollyJ | December 29, 2005 at 8:54 pm

    “Today, it was discovered that Oprah’s plane was NOT, after all, dive-bombed by the rare Burka Bird.”

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