Oprah Winfrey evacuated

May 9th, 2009 // 43 Comments

Oprah Winfrey’s Montecito mansion is being evacuated after the Southern California wildfires have come within a few miles of it. Us reports:

The source tells Us that movers arrived at the talk show host’s $50 million mansion, which is located just outside of Santa Barbara, and have been packing her belongings to prepare for the evacuation as the blaze continues to spread.

Winfrey was not at the house on Friday, as she was taping The Oprah Winfrey Show in Chicago.

“The fires are nearby, but her house is not within the mandatory evacuation area,” A rep for Winfrey tells Us. “We’re continuing to monitor.”

Winfrey purchased the 6-bedroom property — which covers 42 acres and is 23,000 square feet — in 2001. Michael Douglas and Rob Lowe also live in the area.

So Oprah had to evacuate her $50 million 23,000 square foot mansion which she wasn’t even at because she was in her other even bigger mansion in Chicago. That poor woman, won’t things ever just go her way? Maybe we can organize some sort of fund raiser for her. Keep your chin up, Oprah, I’m sure things will eventually turn around for you.

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  1. Waylen

    1st!!!!!

  2. She is so tall and hot.I know a place you can date with such girls.
    *** Seekingtall.com *** which I have joined.­ I think it is interesting and you will like it.

  3. Scdo

    Oh well.

  4. Randal

    Those of us here at The FISH will be praying for you during these troubled times. May the fires wink out well before they reach your property so you will always have a warm home to return to.

    Randal

  5. “Oprah evacuates”? I feel sorry for any living things in that area code, including the long suffering Steadman.

  6. Geoff

    #4 Randal, as always, you’re an idiot. “so you will always have a warm home to return to”?. Are you kidding me? Did one of the unicorns who fly around you told you to write that? For your information, that “poor woman” owns a house in Lavallette, New Jersey, a huge penthouse in Chicago, an estate on Fisher Island off the coast of Miami, a ski house in Telluride, Colorado, and property on the island of Maui, Hawaii.” Ah, and she’s planning to buy another apartment in Chicago, not mentioning the properties she owns and rents out. Why don’t you pray for the people who lost their homes and have nowhere to go to? The ones who cannot afford to buy another one? Don’t ya’ think?

  7. fitzwilly

    I was sure this was going to be about Oprah’s latest fight on the toilet.

    And the toilet lost…again.

    Oh well, my bad.

  8. chris

    Burn Baby Burn!

  9. KFC grilled chicken is getting to her

    http://twoforoneradio.com/listen.htm

  10. Good thing they didn’t have to evacuate Oprah herself. It would’ve taken a crane and two helicopters. They could use that whale sling they use to transport Shamu.

  11. hot twitter love

    Are you wish for intercoursing Rob Pattinson? For so a site for you called H o t C Z e c h.com Is fun like discotheque and there is much swamp rape there.

  12. Potty Girl

    It’s the taboo secret to weight loss. As soon as Oprah evacuates, she loses weight. Anyone who doubts this should weigh their own excrement. Eat all you want but be sure to vomit and evacuate as much as possible and you too can be a Victoria’s Secret model. Take a dump that weighs a pound and you’ve just lost a pound.

    It’s my potty and I’ll cry if I want to.

  13. Unub

    I think you mean she needs to keep her chins (plural) up.

    That fat nigger cow has more chins than a Chinese phone book. Moo. Got some ‘slaw?

  14. I am offended by post #13 above. It’s mean to cows.

  15. DiMi

    #13 and #14, you are jealous racist losers who can’t afford to breathe the same air as Oprah. If she’s so inferior, why is she so much more important, wealthy, and successful than you are. How many houses do you own? You can call her every name in the book, and she can still buy and sell you. Crawl back under the mattress in your mom’s basement where you belong. Also, tell your kkk-member mom that she did a crappy job raising you. Why is there so much racism on this site? I don’t get it.

  16. conniecorleone

    #11~thanks for the laugh. I needed that.

  17. devilsrain

    15. You are right, race shouldnt be relevant here. Oprah with all her millions, is STILL A FAT UGLY COW. Just goes to show, money cant buy everything.

  18. Boogeyman King Dong

    Be sure i know my working conditions!

  19. Gando

    she has some big mommas in her dress there.

  20. vito

    Hey, Randal–

    What the fuck kind of meds are you on? Will you share?

  21. Galtacticus

    That’s a big black purse!

  22. vito

    Any woman that size would have a big pu…oh wait. You said PURSE. My bad!

  23. MissyWu

    She might have money, but she is as wishy-washy as they get. She is constantly dropping diets, religions, books, friends, Dr. Phil, etc, etc. for new ones. I would call her a fence straddler but I doubt she could get on one.

  24. Uberscooter

    Shouldn’t you have said “Keep your CHINS up Oprah?” How else is Steadman or any of the 16 authors waiting for her Book of the Month club endorsement going to escape Mt. Harpo?

  25. Unklejoe

    this bitch has got some big titties

  26. Yeah Oprah is really looking a lot older these days.

  27. isitin

    Any woman who watches Oprah & buys her magazines & belongs to her book club is a fucking loser.

  28. shinybenz

    oprah looks hot

  29. “THE TRUTH IS CATCHING HER”. folks!!

  30. I dont want to be there when Oprah evacuates, oh no, not the way that woman eats, no sir.

  31. mikeock

    What’s the deal with fat Oprah? All that money and fame and she still needs to stuff her face with junk food to “feel” something?

  32. dirk

    Orca is almost as hot as Michelle Obama. I guess Ugly is the new Hot.

  33. Turd Ferguson

    Hey #21,
    Thats not her purse, that’s her lunch!
    What else is she gonna tote around 3 turkeys in?

  34. havoc

    Thank God they’re continuing to monitor the situation.

    Does anyone know where I can get updates by the minute on the status of Oprah’s house in Santa Barbara? Seriously, I haven’t slept since I heard Oprah had to move her stuff out of her mansion.

    Oh God, what am I going to do?

    .

  35. Her food is not in her purse. She uses a Tata Nano as a dish.

  36. Jboz

    Buildings or cities are evacuated. You can’t evacuate people….unless you’re using an enema, and, since it’s Oprah, I REALLY hope that’s not the case.

  37. ed

    Montecarlo is for beautiful people, NOT FOR FAT UGLY COWS LIKE OPRAH..WHO TOLD THIS WOMAN LIES!, SHE WAS UGLY AS A NIGHTMARE, TRIED TO FIX HER LOOKS WITH MONEY…NOW SHE IS JUST AS UGLY AND OLDER..VEEERY HARD ON THE EYES I ALWAYS AVOID WATCHING ANYTHING WITH HER ON

  38. ed

    Montecarlo is for beautiful people, NOT FOR FAT UGLY COWS LIKE OPRAH..WHO TOLD THIS WOMAN LIES!, SHE WAS UGLY AS A NIGHTMARE, TRIED TO FIX HER LOOKS WITH MONEY…NOW SHE IS JUST AS UGLY AND OLDER..VEEERY HARD ON THE EYES I ALWAYS AVOID WATCHING ANYTHING WITH HER ON

  39. ITS TIME FOR THIS GIRL TO LOSE SOME WEIGHT. SHE LOOKS LIKE A BLACK SHAMOO. WITH ALL HER MONEY, SHE CAN’T HAVE THE TWO THINGS SHE MOST WANTS..TO BE THIN, AND TO BE WHITE. GRAHAM DITCHED THE COW, AND HER ONLIEST FRIEND LEFT IS HER BUCKTOOTHED GF GAYLE KING, WHO IS PAID BY HARPO TO LIKE HER.

  40. THE WORST TIME WAS WHEN WINFREY FORCED HERSELF TO GET AN INVITATION FROM OBAMA FOR ONE OF THE BALLS. I KNOW MICHELLE HATED IT, BECAUSE MICHELE IS A LADY, AND WINFREY IS A MONEY GRUBBING, FAT, TRAMP.
    S GRAHAM CAME TO HIS SENSES AND DUMPED HER FAT ASS. BUCK TOOTHED KING WILL BE THE NEXT TO DUMP HER, BECAUSE SHE CAN LIVE ON HER OWN MONEY. WINFREY, TAKE A LONG WALK OFF OF A SHORT PIER, AND DOWN LOOK BACK. SHE’LL BE FINE THOUGH, CAUSE WHALES CAN’T DROWN.

  41. THE WORST TIME WAS WHEN WINFREY FORCED HERSELF TO GET AN INVITATION FROM OBAMA FOR ONE OF THE BALLS. I KNOW MICHELLE HATED IT, BECAUSE MICHELE IS A LADY, AND WINFREY IS A MONEY GRUBBING, FAT, TRAMP.
    S GRAHAM CAME TO HIS SENSES AND DUMPED HER FAT ASS. BUCK TOOTHED KING WILL BE THE NEXT TO DUMP HER, BECAUSE SHE CAN LIVE ON HER OWN MONEY. WINFREY, TAKE A LONG WALK OFF OF A SHORT PIER, AND DOWN LOOK BACK. SHE’LL BE FINE THOUGH, CAUSE WHALES CAN’T DROWN.

  42. THE WORST TIME WAS WHEN WINFREY FORCED HERSELF TO GET AN INVITATION FROM OBAMA FOR ONE OF THE BALLS. I KNOW MICHELLE HATED IT, BECAUSE MICHELE IS A LADY, AND WINFREY IS A MONEY GRUBBING, FAT, TRAMP.
    S GRAHAM CAME TO HIS SENSES AND DUMPED HER FAT ASS. BUCK TOOTHED KING WILL BE THE NEXT TO DUMP HER, BECAUSE SHE CAN LIVE ON HER OWN MONEY. WINFREY, TAKE A LONG WALK OFF OF A SHORT PIER, AND DOWN LOOK BACK. SHE’LL BE FINE THOUGH, CAUSE WHALES CAN’T DROWN.

  43. This prohibition is secret to lose weight. As soon as Oprah evacuates, she loses weight. Anyone who doubts this should weigh their own excrement. All you want but be sure and vomiting as much as possible is empty and you can also eat a Victoria’s Secret models. A dump that weighs a pound and you just take one pound lost.

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