Oprah Winfrey’s Montecito mansion is being evacuated after the Southern California wildfires have come within a few miles of it. Us reports:
The source tells Us that movers arrived at the talk show host’s $50 million mansion, which is located just outside of Santa Barbara, and have been packing her belongings to prepare for the evacuation as the blaze continues to spread.
Winfrey was not at the house on Friday, as she was taping The Oprah Winfrey Show in Chicago.
“The fires are nearby, but her house is not within the mandatory evacuation area,” A rep for Winfrey tells Us. “We’re continuing to monitor.”
Winfrey purchased the 6-bedroom property — which covers 42 acres and is 23,000 square feet — in 2001. Michael Douglas and Rob Lowe also live in the area.
So Oprah had to evacuate her $50 million 23,000 square foot mansion which she wasn’t even at because she was in her other even bigger mansion in Chicago. That poor woman, won’t things ever just go her way? Maybe we can organize some sort of fund raiser for her. Keep your chin up, Oprah, I’m sure things will eventually turn around for you.
Waylen | May 9, 2009 at 12:33 pm
1st!!!!!
lily white | May 9, 2009 at 12:36 pm
She is so tall and hot.I know a place you can date with such girls.
*** Seekingtall.com *** which I have joined. I think it is interesting and you will like it.
Scdo | May 9, 2009 at 12:37 pm
Oh well.
Randal | May 9, 2009 at 12:49 pm
Those of us here at The FISH will be praying for you during these troubled times. May the fires wink out well before they reach your property so you will always have a warm home to return to.
Randal
ROUGH-ism | May 9, 2009 at 1:06 pm
“Oprah evacuates”? I feel sorry for any living things in that area code, including the long suffering Steadman.
Geoff | May 9, 2009 at 1:15 pm
#4 Randal, as always, you’re an idiot. “so you will always have a warm home to return to”?. Are you kidding me? Did one of the unicorns who fly around you told you to write that? For your information, that “poor woman” owns a house in Lavallette, New Jersey, a huge penthouse in Chicago, an estate on Fisher Island off the coast of Miami, a ski house in Telluride, Colorado, and property on the island of Maui, Hawaii.” Ah, and she’s planning to buy another apartment in Chicago, not mentioning the properties she owns and rents out. Why don’t you pray for the people who lost their homes and have nowhere to go to? The ones who cannot afford to buy another one? Don’t ya’ think?
fitzwilly | May 9, 2009 at 1:22 pm
I was sure this was going to be about Oprah’s latest fight on the toilet.
And the toilet lost…again.
Oh well, my bad.
chris | May 9, 2009 at 1:27 pm
Burn Baby Burn!
Mugsy | May 9, 2009 at 1:28 pm
KFC grilled chicken is getting to her
http://twoforoneradio.com/listen.htm
dude | May 9, 2009 at 1:31 pm
Good thing they didn’t have to evacuate Oprah herself. It would’ve taken a crane and two helicopters. They could use that whale sling they use to transport Shamu.
hot twitter love | May 9, 2009 at 1:35 pm
Are you wish for intercoursing Rob Pattinson? For so a site for you called H o t C Z e c h.com Is fun like discotheque and there is much swamp rape there.
Potty Girl | May 9, 2009 at 1:56 pm
It’s the taboo secret to weight loss. As soon as Oprah evacuates, she loses weight. Anyone who doubts this should weigh their own excrement. Eat all you want but be sure to vomit and evacuate as much as possible and you too can be a Victoria’s Secret model. Take a dump that weighs a pound and you’ve just lost a pound.
It’s my potty and I’ll cry if I want to.
Unub | May 9, 2009 at 1:58 pm
I think you mean she needs to keep her chins (plural) up.
That fat nigger cow has more chins than a Chinese phone book. Moo. Got some ‘slaw?
dude | May 9, 2009 at 2:14 pm
I am offended by post #13 above. It’s mean to cows.
DiMi | May 9, 2009 at 5:01 pm
#13 and #14, you are jealous racist losers who can’t afford to breathe the same air as Oprah. If she’s so inferior, why is she so much more important, wealthy, and successful than you are. How many houses do you own? You can call her every name in the book, and she can still buy and sell you. Crawl back under the mattress in your mom’s basement where you belong. Also, tell your kkk-member mom that she did a crappy job raising you. Why is there so much racism on this site? I don’t get it.
conniecorleone | May 9, 2009 at 6:36 pm
#11~thanks for the laugh. I needed that.
devilsrain | May 9, 2009 at 6:41 pm
15. You are right, race shouldnt be relevant here. Oprah with all her millions, is STILL A FAT UGLY COW. Just goes to show, money cant buy everything.
Boogeyman King Dong | May 9, 2009 at 7:08 pm
Be sure i know my working conditions!
Gando | May 9, 2009 at 7:15 pm
she has some big mommas in her dress there.
vito | May 9, 2009 at 7:21 pm
Hey, Randal–
What the fuck kind of meds are you on? Will you share?
Galtacticus | May 9, 2009 at 7:23 pm
That’s a big black purse!
vito | May 9, 2009 at 7:35 pm
Any woman that size would have a big pu…oh wait. You said PURSE. My bad!
MissyWu | May 9, 2009 at 7:35 pm
She might have money, but she is as wishy-washy as they get. She is constantly dropping diets, religions, books, friends, Dr. Phil, etc, etc. for new ones. I would call her a fence straddler but I doubt she could get on one.
Uberscooter | May 9, 2009 at 7:48 pm
Shouldn’t you have said “Keep your CHINS up Oprah?” How else is Steadman or any of the 16 authors waiting for her Book of the Month club endorsement going to escape Mt. Harpo?
Unklejoe | May 9, 2009 at 7:50 pm
this bitch has got some big titties
jay Begin | May 9, 2009 at 8:26 pm
Yeah Oprah is really looking a lot older these days.
isitin | May 9, 2009 at 8:28 pm
Any woman who watches Oprah & buys her magazines & belongs to her book club is a fucking loser.
shinybenz | May 9, 2009 at 9:13 pm
oprah looks hot
gerard vandenberg | May 10, 2009 at 2:39 am
“THE TRUTH IS CATCHING HER”. folks!!
Charley Kane | May 10, 2009 at 7:02 am
I dont want to be there when Oprah evacuates, oh no, not the way that woman eats, no sir.
mikeock | May 10, 2009 at 7:08 am
What’s the deal with fat Oprah? All that money and fame and she still needs to stuff her face with junk food to “feel” something?
dirk | May 10, 2009 at 9:38 am
Orca is almost as hot as Michelle Obama. I guess Ugly is the new Hot.
Turd Ferguson | May 11, 2009 at 10:03 am
Hey #21,
Thats not her purse, that’s her lunch!
What else is she gonna tote around 3 turkeys in?
havoc | May 11, 2009 at 10:08 am
Thank God they’re continuing to monitor the situation.
Does anyone know where I can get updates by the minute on the status of Oprah’s house in Santa Barbara? Seriously, I haven’t slept since I heard Oprah had to move her stuff out of her mansion.
Oh God, what am I going to do?
.
Chintan Patel | May 11, 2009 at 11:06 am
Her food is not in her purse. She uses a Tata Nano as a dish.
Jboz | May 13, 2009 at 11:47 pm
Buildings or cities are evacuated. You can’t evacuate people….unless you’re using an enema, and, since it’s Oprah, I REALLY hope that’s not the case.
ed | November 20, 2009 at 7:22 am
Montecarlo is for beautiful people, NOT FOR FAT UGLY COWS LIKE OPRAH..WHO TOLD THIS WOMAN LIES!, SHE WAS UGLY AS A NIGHTMARE, TRIED TO FIX HER LOOKS WITH MONEY…NOW SHE IS JUST AS UGLY AND OLDER..VEEERY HARD ON THE EYES I ALWAYS AVOID WATCHING ANYTHING WITH HER ON
ed | November 20, 2009 at 7:22 am
Montecarlo is for beautiful people, NOT FOR FAT UGLY COWS LIKE OPRAH..WHO TOLD THIS WOMAN LIES!, SHE WAS UGLY AS A NIGHTMARE, TRIED TO FIX HER LOOKS WITH MONEY…NOW SHE IS JUST AS UGLY AND OLDER..VEEERY HARD ON THE EYES I ALWAYS AVOID WATCHING ANYTHING WITH HER ON
willis gordon | November 23, 2009 at 1:52 am
ITS TIME FOR THIS GIRL TO LOSE SOME WEIGHT. SHE LOOKS LIKE A BLACK SHAMOO. WITH ALL HER MONEY, SHE CAN’T HAVE THE TWO THINGS SHE MOST WANTS..TO BE THIN, AND TO BE WHITE. GRAHAM DITCHED THE COW, AND HER ONLIEST FRIEND LEFT IS HER BUCKTOOTHED GF GAYLE KING, WHO IS PAID BY HARPO TO LIKE HER.
willis gordon | November 23, 2009 at 1:58 am
THE WORST TIME WAS WHEN WINFREY FORCED HERSELF TO GET AN INVITATION FROM OBAMA FOR ONE OF THE BALLS. I KNOW MICHELLE HATED IT, BECAUSE MICHELE IS A LADY, AND WINFREY IS A MONEY GRUBBING, FAT, TRAMP.
S GRAHAM CAME TO HIS SENSES AND DUMPED HER FAT ASS. BUCK TOOTHED KING WILL BE THE NEXT TO DUMP HER, BECAUSE SHE CAN LIVE ON HER OWN MONEY. WINFREY, TAKE A LONG WALK OFF OF A SHORT PIER, AND DOWN LOOK BACK. SHE’LL BE FINE THOUGH, CAUSE WHALES CAN’T DROWN.
willis gordon | November 23, 2009 at 1:59 am
THE WORST TIME WAS WHEN WINFREY FORCED HERSELF TO GET AN INVITATION FROM OBAMA FOR ONE OF THE BALLS. I KNOW MICHELLE HATED IT, BECAUSE MICHELE IS A LADY, AND WINFREY IS A MONEY GRUBBING, FAT, TRAMP.
S GRAHAM CAME TO HIS SENSES AND DUMPED HER FAT ASS. BUCK TOOTHED KING WILL BE THE NEXT TO DUMP HER, BECAUSE SHE CAN LIVE ON HER OWN MONEY. WINFREY, TAKE A LONG WALK OFF OF A SHORT PIER, AND DOWN LOOK BACK. SHE’LL BE FINE THOUGH, CAUSE WHALES CAN’T DROWN.
willis gordon | November 23, 2009 at 1:59 am
THE WORST TIME WAS WHEN WINFREY FORCED HERSELF TO GET AN INVITATION FROM OBAMA FOR ONE OF THE BALLS. I KNOW MICHELLE HATED IT, BECAUSE MICHELE IS A LADY, AND WINFREY IS A MONEY GRUBBING, FAT, TRAMP.
S GRAHAM CAME TO HIS SENSES AND DUMPED HER FAT ASS. BUCK TOOTHED KING WILL BE THE NEXT TO DUMP HER, BECAUSE SHE CAN LIVE ON HER OWN MONEY. WINFREY, TAKE A LONG WALK OFF OF A SHORT PIER, AND DOWN LOOK BACK. SHE’LL BE FINE THOUGH, CAUSE WHALES CAN’T DROWN.
usb flash drive | May 10, 2010 at 1:20 am
This prohibition is secret to lose weight. As soon as Oprah evacuates, she loses weight. Anyone who doubts this should weigh their own excrement. All you want but be sure and vomiting as much as possible is empty and you can also eat a Victoria’s Secret models. A dump that weighs a pound and you just take one pound lost.