[Oprah] Winfrey asked the other jurors to sing whenever she went to the bathroom attached to the jury room to drown out the noise. [Read]
I guess being a billionaire doesn’t save you the embarrassment of having other people hear you take a shit. If I had a billion dollars, I’d just have my own personal soundproof bathroom be escorted with me wherever I went. I’d also hire a bunch of white people to be my slaves to make up for all the racial injustices that Black people have experienced. And then I’d buy Disneyland.