Oprah wants to marry Kate Winslet’s breasts

January 14th, 2009 // 39 Comments

Oprah Winfrey must be feeling the effects of her new diet because she practically proposed marriage to Kate Winslet’s breasts on her show yesterday. Us Magazine reports:

“I love the fact that you have real breasts, ’cause in all the breast scenes, your breasts do what real breasts do,” she said Tuesday on The Oprah Winfrey Show.
“There’s that wonderful thing, you know, if you are a woman, you’re lying on your back, your breasts they go to – they part – but if you look at a woman with not real breasts, their breasts are sticking straight up,” she told the actress, who won two Golden Globes Sunday. “That’s how you know. God bless your real breasts!”

Wait a minute, I see what’s happening here: Oprah’s after my job! Yeah, well, two can play at this game. I want everyone to reach under their seats – and pull out the keys to your new car! WHOO! Now, I realize some of you might not have keys under your chair and that’s because, congratulations, your parents told me you were adopted. True story.

See, Oprah? You’re not the only one who’s every woman. (Not counting my penis) It’s on!

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  1. hooray boobies first

  2. Racer X

    She’s amazing.

    /I love you Kate Winslet

  3. Clouseau

    There are other ways to tell if her breasts are real, such as having me examine them for 4 or 5 hours while we have sex.

    Have Oprah arrange the meeting – I’ll be sure to give a full report.

  4. Uncle Eccoli

    Oprah’s lost it. I mean, I’m with her, breast implants are completely disgusting, but I don’t think daytime television is the proper forum for saying so.

  5. Parker

    I wouldn’t marry her breasts but I’d marry her ass.

  6. Jackson

    Natural firm breasts look and feel better than hard implants! I hope more women realize this and do not buy into the hard implant scene.

  7. havoc

    We need photos of said “breasts”….

    .

  8. Chuck Farley

    Kate Winslet is a goddess…

    She needs to come home from Lobotomyland soon though, because she’s starting to lose it. Gushy acceptance speeches and Oprah appearances are not good for the soul. Get home quick and take your kids on the school run, so your feet will stay on the ground, girl!

    And then of course, dump your husband and marry me.

  9. combustion8

    I prefer fake ones over flappy flapjacks.

  10. body inspector

    This is exactly what I was trying to explain to my wife the other day. She keeps talking about getting implants. Those things should just fall off to the side while I’ve got her on her back, banging her like there’s no tomorrow. I don’t want my eyes to get poked out.

  11. I can bless her breasts… I had this vial of holy water implanted in my testicles… she’ll just have to shake it over her breasts to get it out.

  12. Ron Jeremey

    Oprah has seen more boobs than I ever have.

  13. I couldn’t see myself ever getting a breast augmentation to make them larger even if I did have the money to do so. Real breasts look waaaaaaay better than those fake knock you out ones anyday. BTW #11 if a woman always wears a bra, and only goes without her bra for neccessary things then she will have a lesser chance of having flap jack tits.

  14. sally

    er~~what to say,congrantulations

    she is a horse lover, every time i signed in ***RIDERMATE.COM*** and there were always many her fans talking about her.

  15. er~~what to say,congrantulations

    she is a horse lover, every time i signed in ***RIDERMATE.COM*** and there were always many her fans talking about her.

  16. Deacon Jones

    @7

    Correction:

    Cheap, under the skin saline implants are hard.

    Expensive, under the chest muscle silicon implants are perfect.

  17. Hey good for Oprah!

  18. michelle

    all i can say is: creepy.

    so we know one thing in 2009 that Oprah appreciates real breasts! good for her!

  19. michelle

    all i can say is: creepy.

    so we know one thing in 2009 that Oprah appreciates real breasts! good for her!

  20. she can get free implants at myfreeimplants.com

  21. she can get free implants at myfreeimplants.com

  22. Sam Mendes

    I like real and fake ones. They both feel great in my mouth.

  23. Guest

    I LOVE Kate and Leo!
    My two favourite actors/actresses!

    She is so gorgeous and everybody should look
    like her! And he is stunning and I would
    melt If i ever got to talk to him.

    YAY KATE!!!
    YAY LEO!!!!

  24. green noise

    how appropriate she should win two golden globes

  25. justshoes

    how can she be married to that ogre when she and leo have done sex scenes and been best friends for like 13 years? i want her do dump her husband and either turn gay and marry me, or marry leonardo. Okay, kate? she’s a goddess

  26. LondonBabe

    Well done Kate!

    She is flying the flag for us English girls :)

  27. Big Bad Johnny

    I remember a few years ago she swore she would never do anything to keep from aging normally. Then she showed up looking like this a few months ago and it got her some new rolls — rolls that were quickly dissapearing when she was letting herself age “naturally”.

    I guarantee when the rolls start to fade away again, she will get every surgery known to mankind to compete with all the hot young starlets ready to take her place.

  28. Big Bad Johnny

    I remember a few years ago she swore she would never do anything to keep from aging normally. Then she showed up looking like this a few months ago and it got her some new rolls — rolls that were quickly dissapearing when she was letting herself age “naturally”.

    I guarantee when the rolls start to fade away again, she will get every surgery known to mankind to compete with all the hot young starlets ready to take her place.

  29. kate

    hahahahahaha, a sexy woman want to find a young man to date. She put her profile and blogs on ****seekingsugarmomma. c om****. I really want to ask whether she found her soulmate there. She puts so many hot pics there.

  30. Even those breasts can “RECKOGNISE” losers, folks.
    so, NO THANKS!!

  31. 1 MILF Hunter

    God bless her natural jugs. If need be, I can give her oral breast exams.

  32. lucy

    She is so attractive and I have seen her on Meetwealthy. com,I also met many Sexy, Curvy, Classy Women, open minded rich couples, hot rich guys, nice wealthy admirers, even some celebs.

  33. vito

    This is a serious question:

    Is Kate Winslet’s winning two Golden Globes redundant?

  34. jenny

    What is wrong with Oprah Winfrey- and what is wrong with Kate Winslet.Is she demented or spacey or does she have some awful neurological problem or is she just not very bright. I feel embarrassed every time she speaks.

  35. She has to go home as soon as Lobotomy Land, because it begins to lose. Gushy acceptance speech and Oprah appearances are not good for the soul.

  36. I wouldn’t mind getting ahold of her “Golden Globes,” if you know what I’m saying. And then while she’s like “Hey, I just won those, give them back,” I could suck on her titties, you see.

  37. I have great oprah pics

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