Oprah Winfrey must be feeling the effects of her new diet because she practically proposed marriage to Kate Winslet’s breasts on her show yesterday. Us Magazine reports:
“I love the fact that you have real breasts, ’cause in all the breast scenes, your breasts do what real breasts do,” she said Tuesday on The Oprah Winfrey Show.
“There’s that wonderful thing, you know, if you are a woman, you’re lying on your back, your breasts they go to – they part – but if you look at a woman with not real breasts, their breasts are sticking straight up,” she told the actress, who won two Golden Globes Sunday. “That’s how you know. God bless your real breasts!”
Wait a minute, I see what’s happening here: Oprah’s after my job! Yeah, well, two can play at this game. I want everyone to reach under their seats – and pull out the keys to your new car! WHOO! Now, I realize some of you might not have keys under your chair and that’s because, congratulations, your parents told me you were adopted. True story.
See, Oprah? You’re not the only one who’s every woman. (Not counting my penis) It’s on!
Hunter | January 14, 2009 at 12:17 pm
hooray boobies first
Racer X | January 14, 2009 at 12:18 pm
She’s amazing.
/I love you Kate Winslet
Clouseau | January 14, 2009 at 12:18 pm
There are other ways to tell if her breasts are real, such as having me examine them for 4 or 5 hours while we have sex.
Have Oprah arrange the meeting – I’ll be sure to give a full report.
Uncle Eccoli | January 14, 2009 at 12:18 pm
Oprah’s lost it. I mean, I’m with her, breast implants are completely disgusting, but I don’t think daytime television is the proper forum for saying so.
Parker | January 14, 2009 at 12:19 pm
I wouldn’t marry her breasts but I’d marry her ass.
Matt | January 14, 2009 at 12:24 pm
I saw this at http://www.cretincountry.blogspot.com already
Jackson | January 14, 2009 at 12:25 pm
Natural firm breasts look and feel better than hard implants! I hope more women realize this and do not buy into the hard implant scene.
havoc | January 14, 2009 at 12:28 pm
We need photos of said “breasts”….
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Chuck Farley | January 14, 2009 at 12:38 pm
Kate Winslet is a goddess…
She needs to come home from Lobotomyland soon though, because she’s starting to lose it. Gushy acceptance speeches and Oprah appearances are not good for the soul. Get home quick and take your kids on the school run, so your feet will stay on the ground, girl!
And then of course, dump your husband and marry me.
mixedmartialartvideos.com | January 14, 2009 at 12:40 pm
real and fake are great
combustion8 | January 14, 2009 at 12:42 pm
I prefer fake ones over flappy flapjacks.
body inspector | January 14, 2009 at 12:43 pm
This is exactly what I was trying to explain to my wife the other day. She keeps talking about getting implants. Those things should just fall off to the side while I’ve got her on her back, banging her like there’s no tomorrow. I don’t want my eyes to get poked out.
RichPort's Ghost | January 14, 2009 at 12:46 pm
I can bless her breasts… I had this vial of holy water implanted in my testicles… she’ll just have to shake it over her breasts to get it out.
Ron Jeremey | January 14, 2009 at 12:47 pm
Oprah has seen more boobs than I ever have.
SueMe | January 14, 2009 at 12:47 pm
I couldn’t see myself ever getting a breast augmentation to make them larger even if I did have the money to do so. Real breasts look waaaaaaay better than those fake knock you out ones anyday. BTW #11 if a woman always wears a bra, and only goes without her bra for neccessary things then she will have a lesser chance of having flap jack tits.
sally | January 14, 2009 at 12:53 pm
er~~what to say,congrantulations
she is a horse lover, every time i signed in ***RIDERMATE.COM*** and there were always many her fans talking about her.
RiderMate.com | January 14, 2009 at 12:57 pm
er~~what to say,congrantulations
she is a horse lover, every time i signed in ***RIDERMATE.COM*** and there were always many her fans talking about her.
Deacon Jones | January 14, 2009 at 1:03 pm
@7
Correction:
Cheap, under the skin saline implants are hard.
Expensive, under the chest muscle silicon implants are perfect.
MilfJungle | January 14, 2009 at 1:25 pm
Hey good for Oprah!
michelle | January 14, 2009 at 1:52 pm
all i can say is: creepy.
so we know one thing in 2009 that Oprah appreciates real breasts! good for her!
michelle | January 14, 2009 at 1:52 pm
all i can say is: creepy.
so we know one thing in 2009 that Oprah appreciates real breasts! good for her!
Suli Jumnung | January 14, 2009 at 2:35 pm
she can get free implants at myfreeimplants.com
Suli Jumnung | January 14, 2009 at 2:35 pm
she can get free implants at myfreeimplants.com
Sam Mendes | January 14, 2009 at 3:11 pm
I like real and fake ones. They both feel great in my mouth.
Guest | January 14, 2009 at 5:07 pm
I LOVE Kate and Leo!
My two favourite actors/actresses!
She is so gorgeous and everybody should look
like her! And he is stunning and I would
melt If i ever got to talk to him.
YAY KATE!!!
YAY LEO!!!!
green noise | January 14, 2009 at 5:08 pm
how appropriate she should win two golden globes
justshoes | January 14, 2009 at 5:10 pm
how can she be married to that ogre when she and leo have done sex scenes and been best friends for like 13 years? i want her do dump her husband and either turn gay and marry me, or marry leonardo. Okay, kate? she’s a goddess
LondonBabe | January 14, 2009 at 5:59 pm
Well done Kate!
She is flying the flag for us English girls :)
Big Bad Johnny | January 14, 2009 at 7:12 pm
I remember a few years ago she swore she would never do anything to keep from aging normally. Then she showed up looking like this a few months ago and it got her some new rolls — rolls that were quickly dissapearing when she was letting herself age “naturally”.
I guarantee when the rolls start to fade away again, she will get every surgery known to mankind to compete with all the hot young starlets ready to take her place.
Big Bad Johnny | January 14, 2009 at 7:12 pm
I remember a few years ago she swore she would never do anything to keep from aging normally. Then she showed up looking like this a few months ago and it got her some new rolls — rolls that were quickly dissapearing when she was letting herself age “naturally”.
I guarantee when the rolls start to fade away again, she will get every surgery known to mankind to compete with all the hot young starlets ready to take her place.
kate | January 14, 2009 at 8:37 pm
hahahahahaha, a sexy woman want to find a young man to date. She put her profile and blogs on ****seekingsugarmomma. c om****. I really want to ask whether she found her soulmate there. She puts so many hot pics there.
gerard Vandenberg | January 14, 2009 at 10:06 pm
Even those breasts can “RECKOGNISE” losers, folks.
so, NO THANKS!!
1 MILF Hunter | January 14, 2009 at 10:47 pm
God bless her natural jugs. If need be, I can give her oral breast exams.
lucy | January 16, 2009 at 10:13 am
She is so attractive and I have seen her on Meetwealthy. com,I also met many Sexy, Curvy, Classy Women, open minded rich couples, hot rich guys, nice wealthy admirers, even some celebs.
vito | February 19, 2009 at 11:33 pm
This is a serious question:
Is Kate Winslet’s winning two Golden Globes redundant?
jenny | September 5, 2009 at 5:49 pm
What is wrong with Oprah Winfrey- and what is wrong with Kate Winslet.Is she demented or spacey or does she have some awful neurological problem or is she just not very bright. I feel embarrassed every time she speaks.
micro sd card | May 31, 2010 at 6:03 am
She has to go home as soon as Lobotomy Land, because it begins to lose. Gushy acceptance speech and Oprah appearances are not good for the soul.
Maplewood | April 15, 2011 at 3:46 pm
I wouldn’t mind getting ahold of her “Golden Globes,” if you know what I’m saying. And then while she’s like “Hey, I just won those, give them back,” I could suck on her titties, you see.