So it turns out that Oprah’s plane was grounded because of natural wear and tear on the windshield and not because a bird hit it.
Oprah is surrounded by liars
December 29th, 2005 // 7 Comments
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Oprah disgusts me.
Whenever I hear the words “bird,” “hit,” and “celebrity,” I flash to Fabio on the roller coaster.
Oh why, oh why, couldn’t this have been “Oprah nailed in face by bird”??
Because, Cy, there is no Santa Claus.
I think it was Stedmand trying to escape
Who gives a flying fuck about this bitch’s plane? Really. Who?
so no foul play was involved?
#6′s post is cheesy goodness.
I think Oprah gave the command to make the bird “disappear” as if she was a gangster in an episode of the Sopparannos. But instead of swimming with the fishes, the bird in question is basking in the hydrocloric acid in Oprah’s cavernous stomach, where no one will EVER find it.