Oprah: Addicted to Meth

November 29th, 2005 // 19 Comments

It’s so easy I won’t even dignify it with a response.

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Comments (19)

  1. PKClover | November 29, 2005 at 5:14 pm

    Oprah makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Like hot chololate by the fire on a snowy night. Or like when I’m on meth.

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  2. HollyJ | November 29, 2005 at 5:15 pm

    “Tune in for a Tweak”

    I’ll watch her show for the first time at 3pm on Monday if she promises to be smoking acetoned pseudo-ephedrine.

    She already has the complexion for it.

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  3. Horatio | November 29, 2005 at 5:49 pm

    That’s a rotating billboard, you know. Donald Rumsfeld was up there the week before.

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  4. hafaball | November 29, 2005 at 5:53 pm

    Well, she has to keep that insane crowd insane with something! And how do you think she always loses all that fat? Dieting? I think not.

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  5. ElFurbe | November 29, 2005 at 5:57 pm

    Smells like a Photoshop to me. This is real?

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  6. assholic | November 29, 2005 at 7:40 pm

    am from malysia ere. i know you guys perceived asians as third class world fillers but i think i’m a living proof that not all asians are.

    back to my friggin point, can sumone explain briefly what the heck meth is since our beloved editor or sumthin of the superficial didnt really do it?

    anyways, i love sum of the oprah prime times though i’m pretty much clueless how could she make such great money from sittin all day long and ask a question or two here and there. it should be an x-file, this one really does….

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  7. Zanathon | November 29, 2005 at 10:22 pm

    I KNEW IT!!

    Another person I strongly suspect of being on the drug meth is Betty White.

    You heard it here first.

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  8. HollyJ | November 29, 2005 at 11:01 pm

    Zanth– LOL!! HA HA!!

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  9. Kg | November 30, 2005 at 9:13 am

    You’d think she would be more discrete about it

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  10. giromide | November 30, 2005 at 9:50 am

    Ride the snake.

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  11. ~S.Starr~ | November 30, 2005 at 11:37 am

    Looks like there is a new job opening for Oprahs PR rep…

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  12. LittleBlueDress | November 30, 2005 at 1:52 pm

    @6: euro-chick here I didn’t know what it meant either, turns out it is methamphetamines, a stimulant drug, also called crystal or ice (slang).
    and yes I guess it is photoshop, or it is the worst advertisment for a talk show, classy…

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  13. che1964 | November 30, 2005 at 3:02 pm

    Nope, it’s for real. They were all over the place in L.A., I was going to get a picture but by the time I got around to it they had changed it to Tuesdays topic.

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  14. CoJo | November 30, 2005 at 3:09 pm

    FYI – definitely Photoshop – that is a Chicago station and she is only on here at 9am and 11pm – not 3. Still funny.

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  15. tamtamtam | November 30, 2005 at 3:24 pm

    definitely NOT photoshopped actually. i saw this billboard in Los Angeles over thanksgiving weekend, at the corner of Santa Monica and Sepulveda. My friend and I nearly ran off the road laughing when we drove past it.

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  16. ataraxia | December 1, 2005 at 12:53 am

    Oh yes, it is real! I took this picture of it at Santa Monica and Sepulveda, out the window of the car:

    http://img1.purerave.com/1/9/1975486.jpg

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  17. heidi | December 7, 2005 at 9:32 pm

    only days after this billboard went up, it was replaced with one that said “Addicted to Porn”

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  18. Garry | September 24, 2008 at 11:37 am

    I am sorry I missed that, I just know that Oprah handled it just fine. And for the record I definitely think Oprah can handle any other job just as well as she did with this one.
    http://www.themedguru.com/reviews/cliffside_malibu_review.html

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  19. ireland | September 14, 2009 at 11:52 pm

    i really like this i think it pretty cool!!!!!!!!!!

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