V. Stiviano’s Attacker Has Been Arrested

So remember the other day when I wrote about V. Stiviano being allegedly attacked and called a “nigger” by two men in New York, and I was like, “You guys, this definitely happened, and the last thing we should do is question her credibility while these perps are still out there in real life.” Well, the police caught one of them just like I said they would because my main concern is always justice and never making a Justin Bieber with a TARDIS joke. Who does that? TMZ reports:

According to cops … the suspect is Dominick Diorio … a 40-year-old from Long Island — and he’s been charged with third degree assault as a hate crime and harassment.
As we reported … Stiviano claimed 2 men jumped her Sunday night outside the Gansevoort Hotel in NYC. Her attorney says the men punched her and hurled racial slurs.

Of course, an irresponsible man would start raising questions about whether or not the attackers were in cahoots with Donald Sterling, but I’m not going to do that because I like to believe he has Magic Johnson strapped to a table while firing a laser beam at his crotch.

“Do you expect me to talk?”
“No, Mr. Johnson. I expect you to not have AIDS.”

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