As some of you may have noticed, Erin The Superficial Banner Girl Contest winner is no longer gracing the top of the site with her lingerie-clad elegance. After a two week-long run, it’s time to return to random clip-art slut #847, but you can always find a hi-res copy of Erin’s reign here if you’re feeling nostalgic.
In the meantime, feel free to relive the beauty and the majesty of The Search for Banner Girl in all its breastacular goodness. I’m actually thinking of running a Christmas-themed Banner Girl contest around the holiday and learning from some of the mistakes made this time around. Less voting rounds, clearer rules, mandatory nudity, cage fights. Just small, technical stuff until I get those permits approved to build a Penisdome of Death. Ladies?
Congratulations again to Erin and all the Banner Girl contestants who braved mockery from the peanut gallery to class this joint up a bit.
- The Superficial
UPDATE: For more of Erin, she’s launched her own raw food blog: Raw Food Raw Bliss. Best of luck to her.
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Furst? I think you did it wrong. Try typing faster next time.
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you shoulda typed “first douchebag”
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suck it jyall
suck it hard
Fish lays the groundwork for a very merry Xmas indeed.
he better come strong for the Chanukka, Kwanza, and Scientologist Holiday revelor’s.
Maybe a pic of you Doc working your craft on a big ol’ salami?
Only if Fish has been a VERY VERY good boy will he get a winter Solstice shot of the cock doc in my lab coat.
can’t fit throught the kitchen door!
pinkpink you stink
Doc, just a lab coat? maybe heel’s? oh, crox are even sexier.
Could you describe your lab coat? white with yellow polka dot’s? leather? ribbon’s? meshy see thru? maybe little dancing peni (plural for penis?)
Oh, the possibilities.
My lab coat is blue, and I would sooner be rolled in a wheelchair then wear “crox”.
That can be arranged.
You hit on yet another one of my fetish’s.
Very perceptive lady you are.
Fatty, I admire your flexibility.
My “fancy” lab coat is white printed all over with little red apples. There, chew on that for a while.
Chewed. Swallowed. Savored.
What’s the significance of the little red apples?
Kind of like a scrotum type thing? Bizarre you are.
It’s like feeding a Komodo dragon…it’ll eat ANYTHING.
The apple lab coat was a gift from a co-worker. She thought it was a funny joke on the saying “An apple a day keeps the Dr away”. It’s really more suitable for pediatrics….and I don’t do pediatrics because certain sensitive little children will burst into tears at the sight of me.
I’m not sure if it’s the pirate facial scar, or the hook for a left hand that does them in.
But I liked Erin, wish we could keep her.
I thought this was permanent….she probably started asking for money…oh well, I’m game for another round as long as they dont vote like fucking retards.
It was always stated that it was not permanent and only for 2 weeks. I doubt she asked for a cent.
Shut up Alli ;)
Yeah I thought it was a permanent thing as well. Probably demanded her photo be taken down since this site sucks ass.
the only way she could look any better is if she had my balls on her chin and my dick in her mouth
Why do you have to take her down? She looks better than the original.
Agreed.
Do you have to take her down? Shes so pretty! Much prettier then the other girl you put back up!
LEAVE HER UP!!!
Totally, let’s do this again. PIn Ups of the 21 Century! Let’s have the ladies pose with a turkey or something for November because I can’t stand waiting until the Santa vs. the Ice Monkey’s or something for the finalists in December. Good Luck All!
i agree with the others. leave her up. she’s much prettier and is a nice change of pace.
Leave her up, you cheapskate.
WTF? I thought the point was to find your ‘anchor’ banner girl. All that hoopla and you’re back to clip art after 2 weeks? Something smells ‘fishy’.
no, the competition was to be banner girl for a week. and she was on for three. which was fine cos it took two to get used to her. and ya now it seems like a downgrade going to the prior girl again. but i rather see Jillian up there next.
Put Erin back! She’s so much better than the current nondescript blonde!
oh god the author of this website is a perv…this is gonna get boring. im sure he jacks off on every single picture sent. am i right?yes. PERV. be careful not to get caught with a 17 yr old. ill watch the online predators hahahaha. im joking :p
i read your site since 05.
Leave Erin up there dude, she’s so much better than that ugly blonde you have on there.
Yes he did in fact say it was for the week, but I think the voting process was too daunting to be done once a week. That’s a lot of pics to go through and like he said the voting process was a bitch as well. I do prefer Erin though, so bring on the next contest cuz the blonde clip art chick is boring. Chop-chop already.
lets wait on that contest. it was two weeks of some of the most vulgar, mean spirited convo in here (besides what’s said of snookie).
upskirts and nip slips bring out more edifying comments. i like the idea of waiting til xmas.
he wants to see more naked chicks tho. it clearly shows it. bwahahhaa
PERV
If you do a vote to see how many people would have preferred to have Erin at the top, I am quite positive it would be a majority.
Why not have a banner girl contest every month? The winner stays at the top for the entire month.
I get exhausted just thinking about that much voting. Democracy makes my head hurt.
Erin sweetie…….that was great. Best of luck to ya in all future endeavors. Stay away from anyone named Lohan.
Keep her up until X-mas. No girl will do this again for a week or two.
All you broads have to do is model yourselves after the first blonde. There’s no originality. There’s the scoop, no need to thank me…
C’mon dude, who cares what the original contest terms were. She is smoking hot and looks much better up there than the original girl. Just leave Erin up until the next contest!
please put Erin back up! she should be the permanent banner girl! she was niiiiice…
ALL THAT for a lousy 2 weeks? What bullshit.
You did the banner contest because no-one liked your scanky blonde clip art, the milked it for what seemed like forever, got numerous post out of it, free galleries for lots of page hits, we tell you what we want and you dump her after 2 weeks!
Put her back,!
let erin stay longer!!! she should be permanent. love looking at the banner :)
WE WANT ERIN!
WE WANT ERIN!
WE WANT ERIN!
WE WANT ERIN!
WE WANT ERIN!
WE WANT ERIN!
Keep Erin on there, the current girl sucks.
Seriously, Erin is way hotter than the original one, leave her up there.
Yeah it seems like quite a waste for only a few weeks. Just make it permanent until the next competition.
She’s way better than the stock photo anyway.
I like her … either leave her up or for gods sake put the girl you had on the old site back up … SO much prettier!
Dude, mistake. She’s way hotter than the clip art chick, she fit into there near perfectly, and it was a cool thing to do with the fans and all.
Its pretty f’ing lame to drop it back for the generic person, if any thing, run the girl for a year and then run it again, and hope you get someone who looks as good up there and not the banner-profile-version of sanjaya and a bunch of jackholes who force the hog on by skewing the votes for giggles.
WHAT?! only for 2 weeks?? i thought it was a permanent thing.
Why would you take her down? Leave Erin up she’s way better than the clip art girl.
I like Erin! Keep the real girl!
All that hype for two weeks? When will we get the true story? Or have you just sold out?
Leave Erin up until the next contest.
all that lame voting shit..and she is gone after 2 weeks?
weak dude
aw…my chin is gone. :-( oh well…
I told my mom about the contest and she said “Someone’s had a little too much free time this summer.”
Yeah, makin’ my parents proud!
Thanks for voting and bitching at Fish for me guys. But it was originally supposed to only be a week.
I agree though, we should have fan girls up there, not clip art.
oh yeah I forgot to say farewell to Fish.
Goodbye my love, I’ll expect my alimony checks to begin next week. And the baby is yours.
Erin – where can we get more information about you? Blog, twitter, etc?
Well I sometimes write for a DC based blog called Murmur DC. And for a while I had my own personal one called MusingMyself.com, but I stopped writing in it a while back.
I just started one about healthy living & nutrition at raw-food-raw-bliss.com.
I just started a twitter. so far I don’t get the point of it…
http://twitter.com/LilMissRawBliss
Erin back ffs!
To be honest I didn’t even notice Erin up there in the first place :l kinda wish I’d paid more attention now..
I do like her – or something real – so much better than random clip art…….why can’t we keep her?
Clip art girl sucks, leave Erin up or at least rotate all the contest front runners…like a month each
Very unlikely for a company to change their universally known identifying symbols. The “Clip art” is a real person and has (somewhere) feelings. I got attached to her, and the past two weeks has been an eternity and a nightmare with her absence. Welcome back my sweet…
yeh we need to keep erin up… shes stunning
OH C’MON ! keep Erin on ! !! !! … she’s way much better than the blond ur using
does anyone know why he took her off!??
can they put the old banner? it was more nice to watch
FOrGET ABOUT ERIN banner and the new one, they dont nothing to the webpage.. the old one was very cool and make the webpage look better.
Back to the corporate whore….Erin you will be missed.