On It.

The Superficial | September 14, 2010 - 8:19 pm

I want babies. Lots of babies.” - Blake Lively

So how does this work? Do I fill out some sort of application? Flash peacock feathers? No, really, I might joke a lot about having illegitimate children all over the place, but honestly, I don’t remember much of the process. I mostly stood there like any proud father who just opened an envelope explaining how wage garnishing works. (Does kicking the mailbox in a fit of pure hate make the conception happen? Seriously, help me out here.)

Photos: Allure