I want babies. Lots of babies.” - Blake Lively
So how does this work? Do I fill out some sort of application? Flash peacock feathers? No, really, I might joke a lot about having illegitimate children all over the place, but honestly, I don’t remember much of the process. I mostly stood there like any proud father who just opened an envelope explaining how wage garnishing works. (Does kicking the mailbox in a fit of pure hate make the conception happen? Seriously, help me out here.)
Photos: Allure
Get in line Fishy!!!!
Wait…..How big are you? Maybe I should go first.
Agreed ;)
She looks great here. Kids will ruin that so enjoy her while she looks great.
yes,she’s very sexy
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what the fuck is wrong with you blind bastards?? SHE IS UGLY AS ALL HELL!!!! It is all just PHOTOSHOP. If you saw her in the outside world randomly on the street you would find her very unappealing, most likely wouldn’t even catch your attention in the least…..I am very sorry to inform you all of this but it is all FAKE…..GET A FUCKING CLUE!!!!
Oh yeah and this is why our world is getting fucked up in the asshole… we can’t allow anyone to mate with this pile of dung!
Catty Girl OUT!!!!!!!
I so agree, she’s airbrushed to death in these pics and she’s still a dog. just goes to show you that people will eat up whatever hollywood sells them. and she’s not agin well. a shitload of wrinkles already.
Why do women attack other women with such hate?
Here is what we know: people in Hollywood decided to spend a lot of money on shows and that she was good looking enough to be the Star.
People NOWHERE thought that with the looks that Catty Girl, Yer Mom, Princess, eatme, lz, L, etc have they should aspire to be the Cashier at PetSmart,
Who cares if these photos are airbrushed, just shows she is at a level where people will spend the money to touch up her photos.
Gee, the voice of trailer park ho’s everywhere just belched out from behind her beer bottles to diss Blake Lively. She’s been in Toronto for a few days for the Film Festival and I have seen her, on the street, grabbing a bottled water from a variety store while shopping, and …. she’s fawking hot!!!
So please take your double chinned, mumu with the pizza sauce stained, torn granny panty with the skidmarks, black and yellow toothed furr covered mouthed self to Wal-Mart so we can take some pictures of you, send them to our friends all over the internet so we can laugh at you and your reality.
Correction- Why do women attack other women with such hate?
Here is what we know: people in Hollywood decided to spend a lot of money on shows and that she was good looking enough to be the Star.
No one thought that with the looks of Catty Girl, Yer Mom, Princess, eatme, lz, L, etc were good enough to have them even aspire to be a Cashier at PetSmart,
Who cares if these photos are airbrushed, just shows she is at a level where people will spend the money to touch up her photos.
get over yourself. you’re probably overweight and eating a bucket of kfc while you get worked up over people admiring a celebrity and not you. who the fuck are you anyway? you’re just a jealous bitch having a rant on superficial, seriously, get over yourself
Since when is this considered attractive? I am a million times hotter than this…standards have reached a new low folks.
Prove it! I can’t believe it till we see it! :)
Lookin’ rough girl….lookin’ rough
“People NOWHERE thought that with the looks that Catty Girl, Yer Mom, Princess, eatme, lz, L, etc have they should aspire to be the Cashier at PetSmart,”
…ouch, worst burn ever…
except for the fact that it doesn’t make any sense. And FYI, I HAVE seen PetSmart employees that are just as doable as this chick.
wow
Yo fish why yo be gotta puttin up da ugly womanz fo yo?
FuRstttttttt
frrrrissstt!
First
shes so pretty
is it just me or is this chick just not that hot? i mean, she is ok, just not rock my world hot or anything close. pretty, sure, but she’s rather plain looking. so what’s the deal?
it’s you… you’re probably also gay.
Agree. Doesn’t do much for me either. She looks okay in these, but normally doesn’t look all that great.
I think she is incredibly ugly. She doesn’t have a single pretty feature. She looks retarded.
I don’t see it either. I am a female and I have no problems saying when I find another female to be pretty or hot, but Blake Lively is boring looking to me. There isn’t anything interesting or enticing about her face…. The photographs are lovely; great shots, lighting, makeup, hair, etc, but she’s still an uninteresting subject.
Fish has absolutely awful taste.
homo says what? kidding…. maybe it’s a matter of taste tho… because I’m a straight chick & EVERY time I see Blake something *happens* to me… lol nobody else — maybe Anna Torv…. it’s something I can’t figure out…
Weird looking face.
LOL @ noonch…. @ eat me she is sexy even a blind man knows that.
i don’t like that 2nd pic but that has more to do with the dress and her leg. if i were the editor i wouldn’t have put in that 2nd pic.
in the main pic she reminds me of Barbarella or Barbie not sure which to go with
She’s kind of bucktoothed.
BUCKTEETH.
she is gorgeous
ordinary.
also, ugly shoes
exceedingly hot
I love Blake so much, shes so sexy. There’s just never any quality beatoff pics IMO. The pics are always hot, but you just can’t have the perfect masty over any of them. She and the photographers need to try harder.
She looks great in these.
How refreshing that a Hollywood starlight actually wants to be a mother instead of a coke-snorting, club-hopping, drunken leg-spreader. Motherhood is the true vocation of a woman, and Blake appears to be listening to her feminine wisdom.
What the fuck? “True vocation of a woman”? Women aren’t retards that are just here to breed fucking infants. If we were face to face I would grind your balls up and feed them to the dogs. Figuratively of course. Are you that religious guy? I fucking hate religious nuts like you. Not enough to burn your holy book or shit like that, but I really do hate you.
Yes, MrsEllis: the “true vocation of a woman” is to be a mother. Why else would God (or nature, if you prefer) give women ovaries and a uterus? The vocation of women is written in their very bodies. Their bodies cry out “motherhood”, and most women from the time they are young girls dream of being married (to a man — sad that you have to state that explicitly nowadays) and having a loving family of their own. That’s because most women listen to the message and wisdom of their bodies. Others, though, have drunk the feminist Kool-Aid served in college and think that marriage and motherhood are equivalent to slavery. Due to the angry tone of your post, it sounds like you’ve sipped a bit of that feminist Kool-Aid.
Sean: women act they way they do nowadays because men do not want to get married and have a family. Why act like little saints saving ourselves for a guy who isn’t saving himself for us?
Actually the ‘True vocation of a woman’ is to suck my cock and swallow my load.
she must be a Mormon.
Sean I am a little older than that but i hope you will make an exception
BTW, I prefer having sex with 12 year old boys just like my priest did with me.
You all fail.
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Actually id quite like to drink some that sweet milk from her titty when she starts lactatin
she is very beautiful
This is a joke right? Aren’t you supposed to put an ad up for your cheap air jordans?
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Those baby blues are starring right into my soul. And asking, pretty pleaseee gently sneak behind me, and place your hands on opposite side of my shoulders, smell my hair and place some soft kisses and semi wet tongue into my ears…While I Blindingly reach back for your hot rod with my naughty hands….
For some reason “Id hit it” is just as romantic, if not more…
Gay fo’ sho’!
How can a tongue only be “semi-wet” ?
anon…LOL.
She’s growing on me the more I see of her. When I first saw her I thought she was attractive, but nothing out of the ordinary. My views have changed.
Oh, and in pic #1, is there an inkling of a nipple there, or am I just seeing what I really, really, reaaaaaaally want to see?
this girl is not sexy or attractive–she’s downright uninteresting. and yes, i’m a hot girl talking.
even hot girls get jealous.
OH SNAP! ♫ just owned you!
you’re just a hater.
You crack me up! She’s hot, no doubt about it.
Meh. No tits, no ass. Just ’cause she’s blonde doesn’t mean she’s all that.
/FAIL
I just came back from PetSmart,, and the cashier was 110% better looking than this old, ugly dog. Anyone who thinks this air brushed thing is good looking needs to get off the Internet, go outside anywhere, because you have been on the Web too long, which is the only reason I can fathom that you would even remotely think this scrawny actress is even decent looking.
ya wanna get married?
Fat girls alway get riled up when everyone drools over a hot blond captures all the attention. Stop overeating girls, and you might compete for the attention.
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Goofy face, but man oh man what a knock-out bod!
She needs to amp up the Sexiness a bit, like some staged photos of her in a bikini would be good. That would get her in my Top 10
She is looking beautiful, and she wants lots of babies! I like her movie’s and i think people’s are waiting for her next upcoming The Town.
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Big deal, her type has always been a dime a dozen. Like all the others, she’s already had a brief fling with fame, and can now look forward to an inevitable dive into sad, but well-deserved, obscurity.
FIRST YOU FUCK FACES!
She has monkey ears.
IN & OUT is better for your health.
Fish if ur lookin to hookup with ms lovely while ur out in la get a map of the stars’ homes. Then drive round bev hills in an old jalope with expired tags and a tail light thats out. Explain to the cops when ur pulled over that uve been communicating telpathically with said ms lovely and that ur engaged to be married. When she gets wind of this she’ll realize u kno how to sho a gal u care and bada bing ur in like flynn!
To MM-I thought you were on to something for a minute there. The girl you once knew is long gone sweety, stop dwelling in the past. Your campaign of trying to convince the world she’s “ugly” is simply not working…
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What a porker.
Very nice girl . . .
Fatty fat fatty. Ugly as a mule’s ass, too. I wouldn’t even schtup that with Fish’s cock.
I think she’s taken Fish, sorry. She’s long been rumored to be doing the nasty with Ben Affleck.
She is indeed taken, but not by Afleck (which would be okay), but by the Lord of all that is Douche -> Penn Badgley. I don’t get when people say she’s ugly. Fuck, if she’s ugly then 98% of the girls on this blog should go find a white Porsche Cayman in LA, stand in front of it, and close their eyes. She’s by no means the hottest woman on record, but there is a reason that she’s acting (though her talents are meager) and you’re not. And if your quip is, “because she has bruises on her knees” (or any other reference to blow jays — yes…I said it that way on purpose) then why isn’t every desperate bartender — I mean “actress” — in NYC in a starring role?
Ordinary? Yeah, I’m sure if she walked into your house dressed like that and threw herself at you you’d look at her in complete ambivolence and tell her you would do her but not with a lot of enthusiasm …
She’s an attractive woman. Not everyone’s type but she’s attractive. Love how people come on here calling her fat and ugly and they wouldn’t tap her. lmao
she is fuckable, but wheres the ass at?
Blake haters are probably intimidated. When I see her I see an ease, grace, uber-confidence, like she’s made of caramel & butter, but not in a bad way… she’s melty… has chick-swagger…. mega hot… and she doesn’t give a f*
i can give her a baby every 9 months.
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I’ll give her some babies….can you get pregnant by getting fucked in the ass???
Seriously..she really is very f. ugly..u shud see the girls in Romania..99% of them are better looking than that parsnip looking potato-face “Serena” .. yuck!
I’d never ever have someone with her face as my gf.