Olsen Twins asked to pose for Playboy

February 29th, 2008 // 129 Comments

Hugh Hefner wants the Olsen twins to pose nude for Playboy. Looking at these pictures from God knows when, (Are those two ever together anymore?) I’m now thoroughly convinced that old Hugh is blind as hell. Star has the details:

After striking out when the twins turned 18, Hugh tried again, hoping they would pose for Playboy’s June issue to mark their 22nd birthday.
“Hef thinks the twins are every young man’s fantasy,” an insider tells Star.

Yes, the Olsen twins really are every young man’s fantasy. You’ve truly got your finger on the pulse of today’s youth, Hugh Hefner. There’s nothing my generation wants to do more than open up an issue of Playboy and immediately want to masturbate with a cheese grater. I mean, seriously? Who spilled the beans?

Thanks to Paul for the tip who, thankfully, doesn’t have a wombat twin.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. Snarky McComments

    The very creepy looking one on the left is downright scary. That whole Dr. Frankenstein’s Hunchbacked Assistant thing she’s got going just doesn’t work for me. But I’d do the not quite so creepy looking one for cash money.

  2. Those kids are staring into the camera with the horrifying vacant timorous stares of multiple rape victims, which they probably are. Don’t pressure them to pose in Playboy, for god’s sake. Unless it’s a really, really weird slang term for “incredibly intense therapy.”

  3. hank13

    Aliens!! Just aliens!

  4. Will You Marry Me #98?

    You have to excuse #74: s/he is too dumb to realize that the obsession with blonds was reinforced by an ugly shortie with an inferiority complex who was born to a poor bastard child and was so dumb that he barely passed his lower education: Hitler.

    That’s why Hitler loved blonds: the chance of them being smarter than him was much less so they are easier to fuck, even by losers.

  5. alan

    #98- Gotta say, and this is coming from another in-shape guy who doesn’t hurt for dates, blonds always draw my eye at first glance, but brunettes are almost always sexier after I’ve seen them a few times. Always though it was funny that my head turns for hot blonds, but three days later, and for as long as I know them, that brunette I barely glanced at is the woman I find completely sexy. For my money, you can’t beat a Kate Beckinsale.

  6. michael

    they are whacked looking chicks– kermet da frogs with tits.

  7. lizzypoo

    I hate these girls, they were and are horrible actresses, they are hideous!! They look like those troll dolls

  8. Kivrin

    They always have that smirky look on their faces…why? They look like a couple of slyboots and not very attractive. Why bother doing Playboy? It’s not like they need the money.

  9. James

    The Olsen Twins in Playboy? No thanks. I don’t want to see those anorexic girls in the nude. Mr. Hefner, please give these ladies a call:

    Hayden Panettiere
    Scarlett Johansson
    Leelee Sobieski
    Erika Christensen
    Katharine McPhee

  10. Rob

    Your kidding me right?….. I hope its not a centerfold cause when I flip down the tripple page they both just might dissapear.

  11. alan

    Hayden Panettiere is a little stub with flipper midget arms and dude tits.

  12. my comment

    It always cracks me up when LA/Hollywood celebs wear crosses.

  13. stfu 74

    @74 you are just jealous. Brunettes are the most gorgeous women in the world. My two best friends are blond and whenever we go out I always get the handsomest guys that want to talk to me. Only your typical losers that just want a girl who is easy to get for one night stands will hit on blondes because they are stereotyped as being easy and unintelligent. Only girls like blonde hair, guys definitely prefer brunettes.

  14. Chris

    I guess I would look at that issue for the morbid curiousity alone. You know, like when the news media releases videotape of an Iraqi beheading or Saddam being hanged, and you think, “I probably shouldn’t watch this.” But you do anyway because you gotta know JUST HOW FUCKED UP IT CAN BE.

  15. Blondes Get Fucked, Brunettes Get Married

    #114

    Yup. I am surrounded by blond girls who are confused why they get fucked and then dumped in less than six months and wonder why someone with dark hair like me who is not supposed to be attractive according to their standards get marriage proposals from rich, good looking men whom they can only dream to have as a serious boyfriend.

    Of course blondes can get one-night-stands. But brunettes know that only extremely ugly looking women (of any complexion) can’t get those. So brunettes aim higher and let the blondes suck, swallow, get fucked in the ass, and get dumped later because they are incapable of coming up with any strategy to keep men interested for long.

  16. Shana

    OMG!!! did you hear theres going to be a new season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians March 9th on E!. Its going to be so much better than last season. I wonder if Reggie Bush is going to be on it. Heres the links that you asked for. Check out the tushy game. see how many you can get right. I only got 3

    http://www.eonline.com/on/shows/kardashians/tushygame/index.jsp.

    http://www.eonline.com/on/shows/kardashians/index.jsp?sid=nav-shows

  17. L.Linus

    The Olsen trolls don’t have tits , haven’t grown pubic hair and have no shapes, and Hefner wants to put them in Playboy?

  18. Maybe the Hef was misquoted and he wanted them for his playground magazine – pics of pre-pubescent dollies with poseable limbs and nylon hair for you to style.

    That or he just thought he could push them together in the spread to make one good one – “Mashley Olsen”; still skinny, still vacant, but blonde!

  19. Oh yeah, twins are hot.

  20. What the fuck has happened to these girls, they’re like dead skinny skeletons now. They DID used to be my fantasy.

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    eh?

  21. So, guys… what the fuck has happened to them.
    They’re skeletal now.
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  22. herbiefrog

    so a look after m
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  24. The twins have great fashion sense, & they don’t take kindly to cameras in their face! haha love it :)

  25. little saint

    they are big but not that big

  26. mr do anyhting

    just make the damn video clean the one on the left up and there it is!

  27. ill shag them both

    Like most woman, makeup can make or break. I think they were both drunk when putting their makeup on. Seriously i would love to see them with no cloths on, just need a new makeup artist, thats all. lets face it………. there have been dogs in playboy before.

  28. jack
    Commented on this photo:

    Fuckn rite she can

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