The Olsen Twins Are Still Considering ‘Fuller House’

The left eye. Their power is in the left eye.

Because professionals don’t walk away from a hit until the coroner declares it an “accidental overdose,” Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are apparently still in talks with Netflix to appear on Fuller House. The negotiations are almost complete, they just need a few minutes alone with John Stamos. To ease tensions. Yes, that’s it… Via Variety:

The Olsen twins are teetering whether or not they’ll be around,” Netflix boss Ted Sarandos said Tuesday morning at the Television Critics Association press tour in Beverly Hills.”

In related news, fellow patients in the rehab program Stamos recently completed reported seeing “Two black shadows with Michelle Tanner’s face entering and exiting his room multiple times.” They asserted, however, that he avoided tragedy due to his nightly wanderings, swapping sleep for “putting his dick in the entire staff. Seriously, that guy fucked his way out of being killed by ghosts. He’s pretty much a hero around here.”

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