One Of These Olsen Twins Recently Killed Again, See If You Can Guess Which One

June 1st, 2012 // 50 Comments

Two things that immediately freak me out here:

1. Is one of them actually smiling?! Jesus.
2. There was a time when these two coordinating their outfits wasn’t creepy and weird. It was called 1989.

That said, it’s nice to see Ashley (Or Mary-Kate. I’m not even going to pretend to know the difference, just ask my twin nieces.) finally got the monkey off her back, but I’m pretty sure you’re not supposed to put a black dress on it and make it walk the red carpet with you. I don’t think that’s one of the steps.

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  1. At a half billion per twin, they look a whole lot prettier.

  2. Dick Hell

    For the life of me I cannot understand how rich twin sisters can be so unappealing.

  3. USDA Prime McBeef

    It’s the fat one. The fat one killed again. You can see she’s distended from having consumed another victim.

    • Abby Normal

      That, uh, certainly narrows it down. I’m guessing it’s the one who’s smiling. Not an actual smile of course, simply an involuntary muscle response associated with retracting the telescoping jaws.

    • kimmykimkim

      No, I think it was the ugly one. That bitch is always fuckin shit up.

  4. BE

    Ugly is the “new” pretty. It’s what all the billionaires are doing.

    Between this and Madonna, I’m officially sickened and won’t be back today. Now I know how a cat with a hairball feels.

  5. Baron Wilhelm Otto

    The fat one has been going down on tourists here in the eurozone

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    King Diamond
    Commented on this photo:

    Yuck x2

  7. They both killed my fucking eyes.

  8. El Jefe

    Who buys their stuff? I literally can’t think in my lifetime ever seeing any product they make being sold anywhere or being worn or carried by anyone.

  9. EricLr

    Someday, some guy is going to be asking himself if he should marry her. And he’s going to tell himself “Well, maybe the marriage will straighten her up and make her sane.” And he will then make the worst mistake of his life.

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    flimflam
    Commented on this photo:

    I want to be the meat in that sandwich so I could tell them to eat a sandwich.

  11. it had to be said

    Remember when people were eagerly “counting down” to their 18th birthday? What the hell was that all about?

    • Just your average international celebration of pedophillia. It’s still going on to this day. just name any hot under 18 year old actress and you’ll find a website counting down to her 18th birthday, with a quick Google search.

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    Dave
    Commented on this photo:

    which is the one with the horrible MJ nosejob?

  13. cc

    This runs contrary to conventional wisdom that ghosts spend an eternity at the age they passed away. Looks to me that the twins for the The Shining are aging.

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    The Royal Penis
    Commented on this photo:

    “I wish I had a strap on right now, I soooo want to violate you.”

  15. BigOkie

    They’re like in their early 20s and both dress with the same sense of style as my great grandmother. You’d think that a billion dollars and their own clothing line would allow for some fashion sense. Guess not.

  16. LooneyToon

    they look like chimps

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    BK5000
    Commented on this photo:

    I knew they were Siamese Twins…

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    BK5000
    Commented on this photo:

    “Filthy little hobbits. They stole it from us.”

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    BK5000
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh, great, it’s Dave Coulier over there. Just stand perfectly sideways and he won’t see us.

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    CranAppleSnapple
    Commented on this photo:

    ‘Bout time someone did an ABBA cover.

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    O'chunt
    Commented on this photo:

    What the hell is this? Duckface competition?

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    Lissa
    Commented on this photo:

    They look like creepy dolls.
    That being said, why is it that no one has noticed that the one in black definitely has something different going on in the nose area? Has she had a nose job?

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    Jack Ketch
    Commented on this photo:

    Lots and lots of plastic surgery, lots and lots and lots and lots. And how old are they ? Uck.

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    Vamos Shatler
    Commented on this photo:

    I used to think they were cute. Now the look like creepy midget big head skeletor face freaks. And why are they always together? Hideous circus freaks.

  25. philistine

    I love them

  26. Why are they looking so old these days? Drugs? Drinking? Tanning?

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    Weirdo
    Commented on this photo:

    Their clothes never look like they fit. Always oversized. I don’t get how they are stylish. And if they didn’t have all the full house money, theyd be workihng at dairy queen

  28. R.

    Wow, they got fat.. :(

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    Jon Hex
    Commented on this photo:

    “Stay with me, Ashley. Remember what happened to Mr. Bunny when you “hugged” him too long?”

  30. Mary-Kate Ashley Olsen Black And White Dresses
    Commented on this photo:

    The little fat kid from Modern Family had not yet realized he was at the Full House / Fresh Prince reunion.

  31. They MUST be great pieces of ass ‘cuz other than that, I fail to see the attraction.

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    Claire
    Commented on this photo:

    They don’t even look alike anymore.

  33. Why is it that Ashley is the only one who smiles? What the fuck is wrong with Mary-Kate. I literally can’t remember the last time I saw her smile.

    Their both pretty little girls. I like the fact that they keep themselves so low profile even though they’re billionaires. Not eveybody with some money has to be Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan.

  34. Bonky

    If you have trouble figuring out which one is which, it’s simple. Ashley is the one who smiles, can laugh at a joke, has light in her eyes and likes to wave to fans. Mary-Kate is the constipated zombie.

    • Ethio

      I have 2 10 speed folding bikes that need some work but are owrihtese usable. If anybody wants them they are welcome. Otherwise I am going to throw them away. Accepting them gives you no obligation. If you later decide you don’t want them either pass them on to someone else or give them a decent burial.

  35. Eh, I’d do ‘em.

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    JANE
    Commented on this photo:

    Really really bad

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    JANE
    Commented on this photo:

    “You’re so beautiful Mary Kate… I can’t wait to take your dress off when this is over”

  38. Mary-Kate Ashley Olsen Black And White Dresses
    Commented on this photo:

    “Remember when we were relevant?”

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    Carol
    Commented on this photo:

    Does the one in black get a nose job ?

  40. Dave

    These two creep me the hell out. They’re always together, standing WAY to close to each other. Always pouting, never smiling. They are weird, weird, weird.

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    pina
    Commented on this photo:

    hi just wondering if am able to purchase the black dress marykate is wearing and where i can get it from thanks regards pina

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