Two things that immediately freak me out here:
1. Is one of them actually smiling?! Jesus.
2. There was a time when these two coordinating their outfits wasn’t creepy and weird. It was called 1989.
That said, it’s nice to see Ashley (Or Mary-Kate. I’m not even going to pretend to know the difference, just ask my twin nieces.) finally got the monkey off her back, but I’m pretty sure you’re not supposed to put a black dress on it and make it walk the red carpet with you. I don’t think that’s one of the steps.
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At a half billion per twin, they look a whole lot prettier.
That’s what Heath Ledger said.
For the life of me I cannot understand how rich twin sisters can be so unappealing.
It’s the fat one. The fat one killed again. You can see she’s distended from having consumed another victim.
That, uh, certainly narrows it down. I’m guessing it’s the one who’s smiling. Not an actual smile of course, simply an involuntary muscle response associated with retracting the telescoping jaws.
No, I think it was the ugly one. That bitch is always fuckin shit up.
Ugly is the “new” pretty. It’s what all the billionaires are doing.
Between this and Madonna, I’m officially sickened and won’t be back today. Now I know how a cat with a hairball feels.
for reals guys, im gonna be sick now.
PB better have one hell of a final five lined up
The fat one has been going down on tourists here in the eurozone
Yuck x2
They both killed my fucking eyes.
Who buys their stuff? I literally can’t think in my lifetime ever seeing any product they make being sold anywhere or being worn or carried by anyone.
Maybe they sell everything overseas. Those folks just love American “celebrities”.
Someday, some guy is going to be asking himself if he should marry her. And he’s going to tell himself “Well, maybe the marriage will straighten her up and make her sane.” And he will then make the worst mistake of his life.
I want to be the meat in that sandwich so I could tell them to eat a sandwich.
Remember when people were eagerly “counting down” to their 18th birthday? What the hell was that all about?
Just your average international celebration of pedophillia. It’s still going on to this day. just name any hot under 18 year old actress and you’ll find a website counting down to her 18th birthday, with a quick Google search.
which is the one with the horrible MJ nosejob?
This runs contrary to conventional wisdom that ghosts spend an eternity at the age they passed away. Looks to me that the twins for the The Shining are aging.
“I wish I had a strap on right now, I soooo want to violate you.”
They’re like in their early 20s and both dress with the same sense of style as my great grandmother. You’d think that a billion dollars and their own clothing line would allow for some fashion sense. Guess not.
they look like chimps
That’s racist!
I knew they were Siamese Twins…
“Filthy little hobbits. They stole it from us.”
Oh, great, it’s Dave Coulier over there. Just stand perfectly sideways and he won’t see us.
‘Bout time someone did an ABBA cover.
What the hell is this? Duckface competition?
They look like creepy dolls.
That being said, why is it that no one has noticed that the one in black definitely has something different going on in the nose area? Has she had a nose job?
Lots and lots of plastic surgery, lots and lots and lots and lots. And how old are they ? Uck.
I used to think they were cute. Now the look like creepy midget big head skeletor face freaks. And why are they always together? Hideous circus freaks.
I love them
Why are they looking so old these days? Drugs? Drinking? Tanning?
Their clothes never look like they fit. Always oversized. I don’t get how they are stylish. And if they didn’t have all the full house money, theyd be workihng at dairy queen
Wow, they got fat.. :(
“Stay with me, Ashley. Remember what happened to Mr. Bunny when you “hugged” him too long?”
The little fat kid from Modern Family had not yet realized he was at the Full House / Fresh Prince reunion.
They MUST be great pieces of ass ‘cuz other than that, I fail to see the attraction.
They don’t even look alike anymore.
Why is it that Ashley is the only one who smiles? What the fuck is wrong with Mary-Kate. I literally can’t remember the last time I saw her smile.
Their both pretty little girls. I like the fact that they keep themselves so low profile even though they’re billionaires. Not eveybody with some money has to be Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan.
If you have trouble figuring out which one is which, it’s simple. Ashley is the one who smiles, can laugh at a joke, has light in her eyes and likes to wave to fans. Mary-Kate is the constipated zombie.
I have 2 10 speed folding bikes that need some work but are owrihtese usable. If anybody wants them they are welcome. Otherwise I am going to throw them away. Accepting them gives you no obligation. If you later decide you don’t want them either pass them on to someone else or give them a decent burial.
Eh, I’d do ‘em.
Really really bad
“You’re so beautiful Mary Kate… I can’t wait to take your dress off when this is over”
Exactly. That’s why they’re so creepy. Always look like they’re about to make out.
“Remember when we were relevant?”
Does the one in black get a nose job ?
These two creep me the hell out. They’re always together, standing WAY to close to each other. Always pouting, never smiling. They are weird, weird, weird.
hi just wondering if am able to purchase the black dress marykate is wearing and where i can get it from thanks regards pina