Olivia Wilde won the Emmys. All of them.

September 20th, 2009 // 43 Comments

Here’s Olivia Wilde (House) arriving at the 61st Annual Primetime Emmy Awards and I would give her every fucking award at that thing regardless of how manly of a punch Jon Hamm would land on my face. I don’t even care that she has some sort of giant zipper going down her back. Unless, of course, her spine pops out mid-coitus and touches my hand causing me to shriek like a schoolgirl. But notice I never said anything about stopping. M’lady?

Olivia Wilde in GQ

Photos: Getty, WireImage
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  1. Dave

    Delicious…

  2. It's Me Fuckers

    fucker. Still no COCK!!!!!!

  3. LaLaLa

    Nicccce, but can’t they find sumin’ better to keep the dress together than that ugly cheap lookin’ zipper??

  4. marie

    perfection. just perfection. will you look at those eyes?!! she’s THE sexiest woman in the country, period. only she can wear that dress: she looks delicious

  5. Urbanspaceman

    She’s a goddess, perfect in every way and the only reason for watching House.

  6. necessary ROUGHness

    She looks like a swan in pic 7 but yeah! that zipper looks tackier than lady GaGa at a ballroom gala…

  7. Intermino

    She is GORGEOUS! That’s a lovely dress too, but I agree, the zipper sorta ruins it

  8. flappaflap

    What is the deal with the hair? I’m just sayin – why spend all the $$ on the zippa dress and then have your hair look like some barber from the 50′s put a handfull of brylcreem in it?

  9. Steveo

    This ‘star’ is just like the US education system.. no substance, yet continues to get paid

  10. necessary ROUGHness

    ———Touch down GIANTS———-Romo looks nervous!

  11. me

    blake lively looked better… post her teets please.

  12. Danklin24

    Aside from having no breasts to speak of, Olivia Wilde is perfect. I’d go as far to say she’s hotter than Megan Fox.

  13. Kamakazi Kunt

    Ugh gross, seriously she reminds me of an Asian chipmunk.

  14. jimbob

    fivehead and no tits. Wake me up when she gets some huge implants.

  15. chas

    That dress would have looked better without the zipper. Nothing more sexy that looking at the bare of a womans back. How the shape of her ass leads to the small of her back. +2 for no tats. Nice tight body. PLEASE don’t get fake breasts.

    P.S. When a view of the back, she needs to show just a peek of the top of her “coin slot”. That would have been really sexy.

  16. Dread not

    Looks like the wife of a prince.

  17. tromba

    Beautiful woman. God-awful gown.

  18. illy

    eeeewwww! ugly dress. like….REEEEALLY ugly. dont these people have fashion stylists?

  19. neptune

    Lovely dress, but the back looks unfinished. The designer could have let the fabric trail up her side to join with the sleeve strap, rather than slapping that zipper into the flesh net. Other than that awful zipper, she really does look amazing.

  20. jones

    now all she needs is a few bad movies and a tattoo of Bea Arthur on her forearm and her journey to the darkside will be complete

  21. Maximus

    Spectacular eyes. Truly.

  22. michelle

    i don’t know what’s the big deal. personally, i think blake lively is much more appealing and has a fantastic figure, but most people think she’s not that great. what’s so attractive about olivia wilde?

  23. Fai

    That’s what side zippers are made for. The seamstress who sabotaged this dress is a dumbfuck. Wilde is gorgeous as always, but that dress is an epic fail.

  24. No tits and her face is fucking frightening. Whoever drew her eyebrows on should have to go to prison.

  25. whatever

    i dont Fish realizes that theres a sheer element to the dress. its like a sleeveless gown, but some parts are sheer.

  26. Miss

    this girl is nothing as far as looks go, the only thing she’s got going for her are nice eyes. she has an old face and it’s clear she’s going to age bad and her body is not even worth mentioning.

  27. Miss

    this girl is nothing as far as looks go, the only thing she’s got going for her are nice eyes. she has an old face and it’s clear she’s going to age bad and her body is not even worth mentioning.

  28. Max Planck

    No tattoos!

    How cool is that!

  29. Argh that zipper, i’d rather she’d had some tattoo’s! But she’s absolutely gorgeous regardless

  30. laurente

    pretty eyes
    absolutely a bony body
    build like a boy
    but don’t get the implants please
    looks like Blake Lively got fake hootters?

  31. Jen

    I like her, but that mess on the dress is so ugly and the ZIPPER!! Looks like my 5 year old made the zipper. Awful. She should have just made it all mesh in back. NO ZIPPERS!!!

  32. Jen

    I like her, but that mess on the dress is so ugly and the ZIPPER!! Looks like my 5 year old made the zipper. Awful. She should have just made it all mesh in back. NO ZIPPERS!!!

  33. Galtacticus

    She looks a whole lot different dressed in clothes!

  34. Darth

    I didn’t almost recognize her.Luckily there’s a pic taken of her back too.

  35. Lain

    She is fucking gorgeous. And a zipper? What are you guys, gay? It’s a fucking zipper. Get over it.

  36. dumdeedoo

    she looks like me, that’s probably why i dont find her appealing at all hahaha

  37. memememe

    @3: I agree, they should’ve put it on the side.

  38. Kaldia

    Sometimes I think she’s gorgeous. Sometimes I think she looks like an alien.

    Like that Giada lady from the cooking how–ridiculously hot for like .2 seconds and then something just comes along and fucks it up.

  39. Jim

    Dark meat lover…pass.

  40. keith

    I think she’s sexy, especially on the movie “Year One”. I also thought that was Giada from the food network channel before I checked the credits, look just alike, Giada’s mouth is wider, plus she smiles a lot….

  41. It’s horrible. The zipper is a poor, poor idea and given the flexibility of the “nude” knit, I’m not even sure a zipper was necessary. It looks great from the front though.

  42. It’s horrible. The zipper is a poor, poor idea and given the flexibility of the “nude” knit, I’m not even sure a zipper was necessary. It looks great from the front though.

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