Olivia Wilde won the Emmys. All of them.
Here’s Olivia Wilde (House) arriving at the 61st Annual Primetime Emmy Awards and I would give her every fucking award at that thing regardless of how manly of a punch Jon Hamm would land on my face. I don’t even care that she has some sort of giant zipper going down her back. Unless, of course, her spine pops out mid-coitus and touches my hand causing me to shriek like a schoolgirl. But notice I never said anything about stopping. M’lady?