Here’s Olivia Wilde (House) arriving at the 61st Annual Primetime Emmy Awards and I would give her every fucking award at that thing regardless of how manly of a punch Jon Hamm would land on my face. I don’t even care that she has some sort of giant zipper going down her back. Unless, of course, her spine pops out mid-coitus and touches my hand causing me to shriek like a schoolgirl. But notice I never said anything about stopping. M’lady?
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Dave | September 20, 2009 at 8:03 pm
Delicious…
It's Me Fuckers | September 20, 2009 at 8:08 pm
fucker. Still no COCK!!!!!!
LaLaLa | September 20, 2009 at 8:12 pm
Nicccce, but can’t they find sumin’ better to keep the dress together than that ugly cheap lookin’ zipper??
marie | September 20, 2009 at 8:17 pm
perfection. just perfection. will you look at those eyes?!! she’s THE sexiest woman in the country, period. only she can wear that dress: she looks delicious
Urbanspaceman | September 20, 2009 at 8:25 pm
She’s a goddess, perfect in every way and the only reason for watching House.
necessary ROUGHness | September 20, 2009 at 8:39 pm
She looks like a swan in pic 7 but yeah! that zipper looks tackier than lady GaGa at a ballroom gala…
sogemal | September 20, 2009 at 8:41 pm
beutiful… http://www.sogemal.net
Intermino | September 20, 2009 at 8:41 pm
She is GORGEOUS! That’s a lovely dress too, but I agree, the zipper sorta ruins it
flappaflap | September 20, 2009 at 8:59 pm
What is the deal with the hair? I’m just sayin – why spend all the $$ on the zippa dress and then have your hair look like some barber from the 50′s put a handfull of brylcreem in it?
Steveo | September 20, 2009 at 9:04 pm
This ‘star’ is just like the US education system.. no substance, yet continues to get paid
necessary ROUGHness | September 20, 2009 at 9:08 pm
———Touch down GIANTS———-Romo looks nervous!
me | September 20, 2009 at 9:10 pm
blake lively looked better… post her teets please.
Danklin24 | September 20, 2009 at 9:33 pm
Aside from having no breasts to speak of, Olivia Wilde is perfect. I’d go as far to say she’s hotter than Megan Fox.
Kamakazi Kunt | September 20, 2009 at 9:39 pm
Ugh gross, seriously she reminds me of an Asian chipmunk.
jimbob | September 20, 2009 at 9:56 pm
fivehead and no tits. Wake me up when she gets some huge implants.
chas | September 20, 2009 at 10:09 pm
That dress would have looked better without the zipper. Nothing more sexy that looking at the bare of a womans back. How the shape of her ass leads to the small of her back. +2 for no tats. Nice tight body. PLEASE don’t get fake breasts.
P.S. When a view of the back, she needs to show just a peek of the top of her “coin slot”. That would have been really sexy.
Dread not | September 20, 2009 at 10:12 pm
Looks like the wife of a prince.
tromba | September 20, 2009 at 10:33 pm
Beautiful woman. God-awful gown.
illy | September 20, 2009 at 11:16 pm
eeeewwww! ugly dress. like….REEEEALLY ugly. dont these people have fashion stylists?
neptune | September 20, 2009 at 11:17 pm
Lovely dress, but the back looks unfinished. The designer could have let the fabric trail up her side to join with the sleeve strap, rather than slapping that zipper into the flesh net. Other than that awful zipper, she really does look amazing.
jones | September 20, 2009 at 11:55 pm
now all she needs is a few bad movies and a tattoo of Bea Arthur on her forearm and her journey to the darkside will be complete
Maximus | September 21, 2009 at 12:05 am
Spectacular eyes. Truly.
michelle | September 21, 2009 at 12:17 am
i don’t know what’s the big deal. personally, i think blake lively is much more appealing and has a fantastic figure, but most people think she’s not that great. what’s so attractive about olivia wilde?
Fai | September 21, 2009 at 1:29 am
That’s what side zippers are made for. The seamstress who sabotaged this dress is a dumbfuck. Wilde is gorgeous as always, but that dress is an epic fail.
http://www.thefamousphere.com | September 21, 2009 at 2:51 am
No tits and her face is fucking frightening. Whoever drew her eyebrows on should have to go to prison.
whatever | September 21, 2009 at 3:33 am
i dont Fish realizes that theres a sheer element to the dress. its like a sleeveless gown, but some parts are sheer.
Miss | September 21, 2009 at 6:44 am
this girl is nothing as far as looks go, the only thing she’s got going for her are nice eyes. she has an old face and it’s clear she’s going to age bad and her body is not even worth mentioning.
Miss | September 21, 2009 at 6:45 am
this girl is nothing as far as looks go, the only thing she’s got going for her are nice eyes. she has an old face and it’s clear she’s going to age bad and her body is not even worth mentioning.
Max Planck | September 21, 2009 at 9:18 am
No tattoos!
How cool is that!
lisa | September 21, 2009 at 9:54 am
Argh that zipper, i’d rather she’d had some tattoo’s! But she’s absolutely gorgeous regardless
laurente | September 21, 2009 at 10:08 am
pretty eyes
absolutely a bony body
build like a boy
but don’t get the implants please
looks like Blake Lively got fake hootters?
Jen | September 21, 2009 at 2:07 pm
I like her, but that mess on the dress is so ugly and the ZIPPER!! Looks like my 5 year old made the zipper. Awful. She should have just made it all mesh in back. NO ZIPPERS!!!
Jen | September 21, 2009 at 2:08 pm
I like her, but that mess on the dress is so ugly and the ZIPPER!! Looks like my 5 year old made the zipper. Awful. She should have just made it all mesh in back. NO ZIPPERS!!!
Galtacticus | September 21, 2009 at 2:32 pm
She looks a whole lot different dressed in clothes!
Darth | September 21, 2009 at 2:39 pm
I didn’t almost recognize her.Luckily there’s a pic taken of her back too.
Lain | September 22, 2009 at 12:18 am
She is fucking gorgeous. And a zipper? What are you guys, gay? It’s a fucking zipper. Get over it.
dumdeedoo | September 22, 2009 at 7:26 am
she looks like me, that’s probably why i dont find her appealing at all hahaha
memememe | September 25, 2009 at 10:15 am
@3: I agree, they should’ve put it on the side.
Kaldia | September 25, 2009 at 12:16 pm
Sometimes I think she’s gorgeous. Sometimes I think she looks like an alien.
Like that Giada lady from the cooking how–ridiculously hot for like .2 seconds and then something just comes along and fucks it up.
Jim | September 25, 2009 at 4:26 pm
Dark meat lover…pass.
keith | October 20, 2009 at 1:56 am
I think she’s sexy, especially on the movie “Year One”. I also thought that was Giada from the food network channel before I checked the credits, look just alike, Giada’s mouth is wider, plus she smiles a lot….
nano | November 16, 2009 at 8:03 am
It’s horrible. The zipper is a poor, poor idea and given the flexibility of the “nude” knit, I’m not even sure a zipper was necessary. It looks great from the front though.
buy r4 card | January 25, 2010 at 8:48 am
It’s horrible. The zipper is a poor, poor idea and given the flexibility of the “nude” knit, I’m not even sure a zipper was necessary. It looks great from the front though.