Olivia Wilde in GQ is just… goddamn

September 15th, 2009 // 163 Comments

Here’s Olivia Wilde in the October 2009 issue of GQ and [Insert words you will never read but if you would let's pretend their sheer brilliance made your pants fly off because clearly you're a woman here.] True story.

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  1. Womb Raider

    I don’t know who this girl is, but I’d certainly let her fart on my penis.

  2. LeDeep

    uh oh ummm well…step over pussycats, there’s a new cat in town! what a perfect specimen…atleast in my books!

  3. friendlyfires

    in the words of Steve Wozniak: “I’d hit that!”

  4. Got Damn! If only the bottom 1/2 of her face didn’t look like a man. Seen many an otherwise attractive woman ruined by a big chin and/or jaw.

  5. lol

    yawn..

  6. Woman face, but no tits….

  7. Liz

    Whoa! Damn! Yum!

  8. abba

    She’s got a bobble head and her ribs are poking out…I mean, what she Marc Anthony’s doppleganger? Fail.

  9. pretty model

    olivia is hot just watch her in House MD and you’ll know why she is in GQ

  10. ®usty

    obviously the superficial writer likes his women built like 10 year old boys…..hmpf!

  11. Kickback

    You don’ t Americans don’t appreciate slender women. Fcking hell she’s so hot, If I hadn’t been at a internet cafe I’d be pounding my hand right now. Will have to wait until I get home.

  12. Rolling

    awww why the long face?

  13. RollingRock60

    Awwww, why the long face?

  14. Blah Blah Blah

    #1 ON MY SCREW LIST.

  15. Jeez. I’m bookmarking this page.

  16. Dan Montana

    I don’t usually do this but I would eat her asshole

  17. Jason

    i came when i saw the first pic

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  19. TV Man

    She’s no Kathy Griffin, but she’ll do fine…

  20. Racer X

    WEAK.

  21. Mr. Clean

    Re: Picture #7…

    WHO’S GOING TO CLEAN THIS WHITE GOO FROM MY KEYBOARD?

  22. jacob

    Meh….just OK.
    Seriously needs TITS! to qualify as having a great body.

  23. LawnGnome

    She’s hot, but this isn’t the most flattering shoot ever.

    That being said, I’d hit it until I died.

  24. sin

    OK, She is attractive but not special.

  25. arealcad

    I would appreciate her more if she gave me a blumkin.

  26. Sarah

    Holy crap. I’m a straight woman, but even I’D do her!

  27. Sarah

    Holy crap. I’m a straight woman, but even I’D do her!

  28. Sarah

    Holy crap. I’m a straight woman, but even I’D do her!

  29. Abba blows donkey cock

    “=108. abba – September 16, 2009 7:57 AM

    She’s got a bobble head and her ribs are poking out…I mean, what she Marc Anthony’s doppleganger? Fail.”

    Yet another fucking douche bag trying to stand out in the crowd by going against the grain. ‘I said Olivia isnt hot, therefore I must be hella cool!’

    Shut up already. Its tired, you’d fuck her and you know it (not that this would ever happen unless she decided to go hogging one night) and you just sound plain dumb. Your name doesnt help.

  30. Bullshit

    #73,
    People aren’t “born fatty”. Face it, you eat yourself fat.

  31. bench

    ugly horse face-small tits are ok

  32. angela

    This chick is so much hotter in other photos –

    http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/olivia-wilde3.jpg

    I would fuck her until her head popped off – I don’t care if that makes me straight, gay, bi, whatever, fuck it, this chick is hot.

    I don’t give a shit if anyone else thinks so. More for me. heh.

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  34. karman

    ew skeleton w big head

  35. moi

    that woman is REALLY unattractive.

    weird face and a boring body in not-so-great shape. she’s thin, but so are millions of other girls.

  36. bobby

    beautiful face, scary-skinny body. not tits AND no ass! i don’t find skeletons to be very sexy. but someone does. did you know she’s married to a real life italian prince? maybe it is a euro thing.

  37. laloca89

    Ok someone give her a fuckin hamburger! ASAP!! LOL good shes all skin and bones, nastyy and then ppl wonder why teenage girls have a bad self image

  38. Patrick Riley

    Ummm ……YUMMMMMY!!

  39. Patrick Riley

    I’m not sure how I even got myself to look up, but she has the most beautiful green eyes….oh yea and the bod is rock hard!!~!

  40. Megan Fox

    BRB, have to go strangle a mountain ox.

  41. L

    Is a horse! Nice JAW.

  42. NxIxCxKxMxAxNx

    thats a manly jaw. very forceful.

  43. She is one of my best favorite actress. I really enjoyed to know that she has been confirmed also for the new season.

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  45. She’s so hot it’s painful..

  46. I love the red dress that photo ..

  47. ram

    Wow what a nice collection of pics, she is looking really so sexy in bikini..

  48. BO L

    DEAR OLIVLIA WILDE I LIKE YOU HOUSE YOUR GOOD I LIKE YOUR PHOTOS OF YOU IN A BIKINI BUT YOUR A BEAUTIFUL WOMEN AND YOUR NICE LOOKING BUT YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL BODY AND I WOOD LIKE TO CAN I BE I IT ARE YOU A MODEL YOU WOOD BE GOOD AT IT AND YOUR SO COOL ON HOUSE AND YOUR SMOKING HOT AND LOVE YOU OLIVLIA WILDE BUT ARE SO DAM SEXY IN A BIKINI

  49. She’s so hot it’s painful….

  50. claudia

    I’m a woman, and I think she’s beautiful. I like her character on House, and I think she’s hot both on and off the screen (though I must admit, this is the first time I’ve googled her). Very few women can get away with wearing bathers that small (I’m Australian).

    She has an interesting and non-generic face, which makes her all the more alluring. She’s way prettier than most women on TV. You guys need to wake up!

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