Olivia Wilde in GQ is just… goddamn

September 15th, 2009 // 163 Comments

Here’s Olivia Wilde in the October 2009 issue of GQ and [Insert words you will never read but if you would let's pretend their sheer brilliance made your pants fly off because clearly you're a woman here.] True story.

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  1. hacksaw

    I’d hit it.

  2. Oliver Chester The Molester Lester

    Those are nipples that won’t quite. Perky rocks.

  3. LOL @ comment #3′s jealousy.

    So you’re saying you look that good? Riiiiiight.

  4. Tom

    Megan Fox without the full retard.

  5. Her facial expression comes across more like “Stoned” than “Sexy” but, damn is right! Now if they’ll do a pictoral of her dressed up like the Baroness…

  6. …and LOL @ anyone who says “man-face.” What sort of poof blokes are YOU hanging out with that have a face like that?!

  7. CoyoteWhoTookDaisyAndAteHerWhileJessicaWatched

    Damn she looks so good she has got to have a little lap dog I can eat.

  8. HotDiggity

    A nice thing about girls this thin is they never get their period. She probably can’t get pregnant, either. Let’s go!

  9. yy

    10x hotter than that dirty tatted-up skank megan fox

  10. meme

    glad I’m not the only one. Her head doesn’t fit her body, she has no boobs and no hips. Yeah, that’s hot. I do not understand the fascination with this girl.

  11. p-man

    wack wack wack wack..squirt….anybody got a smoke….

  12. the assman runneth over in joy

  13. p-man

    wack wack wack wack..squirt….anybody got a smoke….

  14. p-man

    wack wack wack wack..squirt….anybody got a smoke….

  15. b-man

    wack wack wack ..squirt…..anybody got a smoke

  16. Fred A. Stair

    She has an odd face …….

  17. Steve O

    “3. Megan – September 15, 2009 12:20 PM

    Olivia Wilde in GQ is just… boring? And looks like every girl ever?”

    You arent really that fucking stupid are you? Well, apparently you are, since this isnt the first time you’ve said dumb shit like that…..your envy is amusing. I know, I know-youre ‘FAR’ hotter than she is, shes just a regular everyday girl, and you, well, you’re queen of the motherfuckin doublewides!

    Dumb cunt. Stop being such a jealous, petty, hater, and understand that she is far hotter than you’ll ever, ever, be, not to mention, far more intelligent..

    The fact you’d say something like ‘boring, looks like every other girl’ just speaks volumes about how dimwitted you are. If ‘every girl looked like her’, all us guys would be happy as fuck – instead, there’s wilderbeasts like you roaming around that make us appreciate her hotness that much more.

  18. Mole

    Damn she’s beautiful. It’s a very tasteful shoot too. Top marks all round.

  19. Nameless

    All natural body is super hawt but her face is meh.

  20. Urbanspaceman

    #23: Way way way hotter!

  21. Suck It Trebek

    Dear Number 28 (AKA Fat Chicks Suck),

    I am a proud fatty. My tits are not saggy. They are perfect. I have a C cup which I am very greatly fond of (and so is everyone who has ever seen/touched/etc them).
    Secondly, I have NO cellulite. You see, I am a BORN fatty. My body was born bigger. Therefore, I did not EAT myself huge, I just exist that way. No stretch marks, no cellulite, etc. Most notably though, I have an amazing ass. My husband (who is a stone cold fox I might add) can comfortably fit my buttcheek in ONE hand. I have curves in ALL the right places, and I would not consider myself to be “out of shape”.

    Also, just because a bitch has little boobies, doesnt mean they wont ever sag. Do you think she’s going to forgo having children? Do you think shes not going to succumb to getting older?

    I think not.

    So fuck you. Beautiful women can come in all shapes and sizes. Hating a group of women because they are “fat” is like hating a group of women because they are “black” or “hispanic”. Prejudice is prejudice no matter how you slice it.

  22. manscaper

    She is sooooo freaking hot, even Megan Fox sayss she wants to do her….but this photoshoot is kinda lame, she really hot on House

  23. bigbadbruce

    Somewhere Megan Fox is three fingers deep and moaning “Oh Olivia…Olivia”
    Now that would be a good GQ shoot.

  24. Gando

    A natural looking beauty.Kudos for that!

  25. Paige

    I love seeing her on House. Her eyes are just so gorgeous; I’m sad that they didn’t focus on them. I agree with the poster who said these don’t do her justice. She’s so beautiful! I’d kill to look like her. And her body doesn’t usually look so small compared to her head; I think it’s the angles they used.

  26. Darth

    That’s a nice tan!

  27. Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    “73. Suck It Trebek – September 15, 2009 5:14 PM

    Dear Number 28 (AKA Fat Chicks Suck),

    I am a proud fatty. My tits are not saggy. They are perfect. I have a C cup which I am very greatly fond of (and so is everyone who has ever seen/touched/etc them).
    Secondly, I have NO cellulite. You see, I am a BORN fatty. My body was born bigger. Therefore, I did not EAT myself huge, I just exist that way. No stretch marks, no cellulite, etc. Most notably though, I have an amazing ass. My husband (who is a stone cold fox I might add) can comfortably fit my buttcheek in ONE hand. I have curves in ALL the right places, and I would not consider myself to be “out of shape”.

    Also, just because a bitch has little boobies, doesnt mean they wont ever sag. Do you think she’s going to forgo having children? Do you think shes not going to succumb to getting older?

    I think not.

    So fuck you. Beautiful women can come in all shapes and sizes. Hating a group of women because they are “fat” is like hating a group of women because they are “black” or “hispanic”. Prejudice is prejudice no matter how you slice it”

    oooooooooooooooooook…

    Calm down, have some dip. fatty mcfats!

  28. Nero

    She looks pretty flex to me!

  29. Christina

    Would be stunning with a fringe and about half a stone!

  30. Senior Pepe

    No tits: Check!
    Square head: Check!
    Manly jawline: Check!
    No real nudity within photos even with a “nude” headline: Check!

    Keep up the fine work, I would have never known that Terri Hatchers snatch looks like… well…. nothing, if not for this fine site.

  31. whatever

    SQUARE FACE!

  32. marie

    I adore her face. square jaws are sexy on anyone…
    her body is mind-blowing. I really badly wanna have sex with her and I’m not even a full-on bi girl

  33. Steve O

    “83. Senior Pepe – September 15, 2009 7:19 PM

    No tits: Check!
    Square head: Check!
    Manly jawline: Check!
    No real nudity within photos even with a “nude” headline: Check!

    Keep up the fine work, I would have never known that Terri Hatchers snatch looks like… well…. nothing, if not for this fine site.”

    blah blah blah, shut the fuck up. if you dont like the ‘fine work’ then get the fuck out, and go hang out w your man crush Perez….I know you’re trying, really hard, to sound funny, witty, clever, etc…sadly, you fall short. Very short. Like oompa loompa short.

    Your credibility went to shit the minute you started talking about her ‘manly’ features, fucktard.

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  35. JT

    She’s what happens when “win” meets “pew pew” and they have a lasting love affair resulting in a child that fires win lasers from her tits and ass. Not those stupid lasers made by Microsoft….REAL WIN lasers that penetrate penis and vagina alike.

  36. hu$tlebunny

    wow, you guys are really reaching for an insult here and failing.

  37. Nice chick. Who the fuck is she?

  38. Bloody Bitch

    why does she have a penis in the red outfit picture?

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  40. clpierced

    Hmmm i dont like her name. ew. but yes she has a nice body, i will not pretend she is gross in that aspect. but i do agree with some people here. her forehead is ehh how do i put this um is pretty damn huge. she is pretty,but sorry the forehead is distracting me. maybe bangs will help? i would lovee to borrow her bikinis though :) and she looks like she probably walks on her toes, im just going to throw that out there :) andddd to that one lady on here- how can you be fat with no cellulite? im skinny and i have to workout regularly to not have that shit, but i just dont get what you mean by fat. like super fat, or a little overweight, or a skinny girl that thinks she is fat. please explain. plus your measurements then we can judge for you :)

  41. chad

    she is an actor. she is on that sho House M.D.
    she also won maxim’s hottest at #1. how do some of you guys not know her?

  42. chad

    she is an actor. she is on that show House M.D.
    she also won maxim’s hottest at #1. how do some of you guys not know her?

  43. Rasputins Liver

    *

    Whoa!

    Another fine natchul beauty! Sup with that, man?

    Is everybody…FINALLY…gettin’ sick an’ tired like me of seein’ pre-fabbed, over-sized fugly udders ala Pam Anderson, etc?

    This babe is fine, fine….FINE!!

    More of these types, Fishy muh man!

    *

  44. Crystal

    She’s beautiful on film, but she doesn’t photograph well. Her face looks distorted. She has the kind of beauty that moves.

  45. mikey me likey says the assman.

  46. Gina

    I love her on House. so excited for the new season!

  47. This is why Playboy is a joke. GQ can shoot an implied nude of a girl with the body of a little boy and it still looks 10x hotter than Heidi Montag’s “feature” and still sell magazines for half the price.

    Playboy is done. Hurray GQ!

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