Olivia Wilde in GQ is just… goddamn

September 15th, 2009 // 152 Comments

Here’s Olivia Wilde in the October 2009 issue of GQ and [Insert words you will never read but if you would let's pretend their sheer brilliance made your pants fly off because clearly you're a woman here.] True story.

Photos: GQ

Comments (152)

  1. lmfcoa | September 15, 2009 at 12:17 pm

    ::drool::

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  2. olivia wildes breasts | September 15, 2009 at 12:19 pm

    nice t1ts, no t1ts

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  3. Megan | September 15, 2009 at 12:20 pm

    Olivia Wilde in GQ is just… boring? And looks like every girl ever?

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  4. Venom | September 15, 2009 at 12:22 pm

    Man face, no tits, no ass. Yeah “goddamn”.

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  5. nek | September 15, 2009 at 12:23 pm

    Holy shit she is hot.

    http://www.akneejerkreaction.com

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  6. ROUGH daddy | September 15, 2009 at 12:26 pm

    Well to put it mildly, Olivia is more hotter than a woman with two pussies…

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  7. ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh | September 15, 2009 at 12:27 pm

    It’s like some guy’s wife took some “naughty” pictures and emailed them to him to try and save their ailing marriage. Boring. I do not understand why anyone would ever think she was attractive.

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  8. http://www.thefamousphere.com | September 15, 2009 at 12:29 pm

    Excuse me. I need to go have my private ‘happy time’ now.

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  9. big teeth | September 15, 2009 at 12:32 pm

    Look at that face! That’s not a woman.. it’s a man, man.

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  10. jenni | September 15, 2009 at 12:32 pm

    stunning.

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  11. Quiggle | September 15, 2009 at 12:37 pm

    What did they do to her face? She is very thin…mostly naked…eh…my no no place is not really dancing.

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  12. anon | September 15, 2009 at 12:37 pm

    sexy sexy gorgeous woman
    simple men wouldn’t get her ofcourse

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  13. Valerie | September 15, 2009 at 12:40 pm

    that’s a nice beach

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  14. kanye west's left pussy lip | September 15, 2009 at 12:42 pm

    Skelton face

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  15. Jello | September 15, 2009 at 12:43 pm

    I’d like to ram her from behind while she’s in that hammock.

    Keeps the sand from entering the friction points.

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  16. david | September 15, 2009 at 12:43 pm

    Don’t see what any guy sees in her – no curves, big forehead, big head and just her overall face is a bit unfeminine..

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  17. ama | September 15, 2009 at 12:44 pm

    She has a great figure and an interesting face. lol @ all the “she doesn’t meet my exacting internet standards” dudes.

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  18. Martina | September 15, 2009 at 12:45 pm

    lol .. it didn’t take long for all the men who prefer blimps like Kim Kardashian or airbrushed casting couch chicks like Audrina Patridge to diss Olivia.

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  19. Willie Dixon | September 15, 2009 at 12:45 pm

    Olivia Wilde in GQ is just… goddamn hungry.

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  20. Onyx Blackman | September 15, 2009 at 12:51 pm

    No tits.

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  21. Courageous | September 15, 2009 at 12:51 pm

    She is very attractive, and way out of my league, but who is she? What is she famous for, other than being almost naked in GQ? I mean, The Superficial Writer’s standards are notoriously low, so it could be his sister for all we know…

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  22. Narcissist | September 15, 2009 at 12:52 pm

    Think I like the pictures from a week ago better. This isn’t bad for downtime, though.

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  23. ThatWin | September 15, 2009 at 1:01 pm

    Way hotter than Megan Fox in so many different ways.

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  24. Courageous | September 15, 2009 at 1:02 pm

    And what is with all of these “no tits” comments? If they are small, you guys complain. If they had a boob job, you guys complain. Me? I like boobs. Small boobs, big boobs, real boobs, fake boobs. If they let me play with them, I am happy! Now all you losers who spend your days dreaming about some fantasy woman with a petite body and large, natural (and gravity defying) tits: Japanese Manga is probably the place for you!!!!!!!!

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  25. m??n | September 15, 2009 at 1:02 pm

    cut
    off
    da head
    and
    then maybe..hehee
    wooohooooooooo

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  26. ktulu | September 15, 2009 at 1:02 pm

    Not hot. Sahpeless Gumby body and a jaw that could bend steel.

    Why do people try and diss those saying shes not hot? If you are an ugly blob she is probably the pinnacle. For the rest of us good looking guys that can land a chick she looks like a tranny.

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  27. PsyKo | September 15, 2009 at 1:05 pm

    stunningly sexy, a usual…

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  28. Fat Chicks Suck | September 15, 2009 at 1:13 pm

    That body is amazing. Thin and fit – the type of girl that actually looks good naked in person. I love her tits – who cares how big they are? Those things will be perky forever.

    I will never understand how there are guys out there that prefer out-of-shape women with guts, big saggy tits, cellulite-covered asses and thighs, and back fat to a thin, fit chick with perky tits and a tight little ass.

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  29. All Women Stalker | September 15, 2009 at 1:17 pm

    Hottest flat-chested woman I’ve seen.

    -meream

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  30. Crabby Old Guy | September 15, 2009 at 1:22 pm

    Now THAT would be good eatin’.

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  31. Stephanie | September 15, 2009 at 1:23 pm

    Isn’t there some kind of boob to rib ratio where the boobs should stick out further? She’s attractive, but this shoot blows.

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  32. chas | September 15, 2009 at 1:29 pm

    Nothing special. I have fucked women way hotter than her.

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  33. Laura | September 15, 2009 at 1:33 pm

    Wow what a figure she’s got!

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  34. Courageous | September 15, 2009 at 1:36 pm

    OH chas, you big stud! I guess that means you never fuck a women who is less hot that the hottest woman you have ever had?

    UN
    Believ
    able

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  35. fuckedup | September 15, 2009 at 1:38 pm

    #21 – She’s on the tv show House MD

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  36. frank | September 15, 2009 at 1:38 pm

    this is so hot that i kind of want to die. invalid file name or file not found.

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  37. mer | September 15, 2009 at 1:38 pm

    Fun Fact: Her original last name was “Cockburn”.

    I shit you not. Wonder why she changed it?

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  38. Wile E. Coyote | September 15, 2009 at 1:42 pm

    i see jessica’s dog. It is taking a shit on my front lawn.

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  39. Dread not | September 15, 2009 at 1:44 pm

    She’s called, 13 on House and after seeing these pics, I gotta agree.

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  40. Chipot | September 15, 2009 at 2:01 pm

    You can see her vagina! Oh no wait Fish made a mistake again.

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  41. blah | September 15, 2009 at 2:02 pm

    Nice ribs in the ‘laying down in the water’ shot.

    eat a sammich.

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  42. blah | September 15, 2009 at 2:02 pm

    Nice ribs in the ‘laying down in the water’ shot.

    eat a sammich.

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  43. ali | September 15, 2009 at 2:05 pm

    her head is hugeeee

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  44. Kathleen | September 15, 2009 at 2:06 pm

    A million times better than Megan Fox

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  45. Fighting Irish | September 15, 2009 at 2:06 pm

    Aye, she’s a fine lass, that one.

    *Slurp*

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  46. Magnolia Fan | September 15, 2009 at 2:07 pm

    Man face??? WTSF?? This chick is fucking HOT!

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  47. chris | September 15, 2009 at 2:10 pm

    pic’s would be better with a camel toe

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  48. Olivia? | September 15, 2009 at 2:16 pm

    What happened to her? These pics are very unflattering…the angles are terrible…she’s gorgeous and these don’t do her justice.

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  49. frank | September 15, 2009 at 2:19 pm

    Now I see why Megan Fox likes her. She’s found a way to make love to herself.

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  50. Niggsy | September 15, 2009 at 2:38 pm

    13! My knuckles are severely bitten.

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