Olivia Wilde in GQ
“I came into my trailer at House the morning after that article came out,” she says, “and one of our writers had done an illustration on my mirror of a mountain ox saying, ‘Save me, save me. Please, Olivia, make out with Megan!’ ” Though Wilde is a little skeptical of the recent girl-crush fad, she’s always willing to pitch in for a cause: “Of course, anything I can do to save the mountain ox, I’m happy to do.”
Funny you should mention that, I happen to be holding a gun to a mountain ox’s head as we speak. In fact – *WAM* Sonofabitch, kicked me! No, don’t shit in the elevator! Everybody down!
*BLAM BLAM BLAM*
Now, where was I?