- Michael Jackson’s funeral was today. I wonder what it was like when they found out his gravestone dispenses candy. Hmm… [PopEater]
- Salma Hayek flipped out last night at a restaurant when all the outdoor seating was taken even though she didn’t have a reservation. Did any of this cause her breasts to shrink? No? Carry on. [Lainey Gossip]
- Kate Beckinsale is hot. I don’t say that enough. [PopSugar]
- Janice Dickinson found a man willing to kiss her old, collagen lips without cash changing hands. [Celebslam]
- Ashlee Simpson talks about raising Pete Wentz’s spawn on The Today Show. [Just Jared]
- Tori Spelling denies reports that Dean McDermott is only married to her for the money. Clearly it’s for the sex. Because who doesn’t enjoy banging a sickly, middle-aged woman with implants? And she even had kids. Score! [Socialite Life]
- Kelly Osbourne wants kids to stay off tattoos. Hey, doesn’t she know educating kids is for commies? Oh, wait, that only counts if you’re a black president. My bad. [ICYDK]
- Kim Cattrall is still a cougar. [Splash News]
- Cate Blanchett goes back to work after getting brained on stage by a co-star and pretty much makes Jeremy Piven look like a giant vagina. [Parade]
Princess_Pink | September 3, 2009 at 10:34 pm
GRAVESTONE DESPENSES CANDY!! oh, superficial… you’re the best!
DrDanny | September 3, 2009 at 10:37 pm
Ms Wilde is very hot, but that outfit doesn’t do her any favors.
Cow | September 3, 2009 at 10:51 pm
Third! because I’m a douchebag.
Freddo | September 3, 2009 at 10:58 pm
Hey Superficial writer,Your Janice Dickinson comment makes you sound jealous like you want a man to kiss your lips. Knew you were a manbum-lover.
J | September 4, 2009 at 12:11 am
Hey Freddo
“Janice Dickinson found a man willing to kiss her old, collagen lips without being cash changing hands.”
How does that make the Superficial writer seem gay? Are you the guy in that pic, ’cause if so, I think you’re gay and really, really hard up for cash.
Also, about the Kate Beckinsale comment, I’m gay, and I think she’s bangable. That’s why I read this blog. For the facts.
Taz | September 4, 2009 at 12:16 am
she is so hot and topless in alpha dog
Alli Watermelon | September 4, 2009 at 12:45 am
THIRTEEN is so pretty! She’s different looking too….but I like it.
Sickitten | September 4, 2009 at 1:34 am
I’m sorry, Superficial Writer, I gone done overdone the links. Sawwy.
Sickitten | September 4, 2009 at 1:36 am
Okay, here’s proof Tori’s husband doesn’t give a rat’s bush…
http://sickitten.com/2009/02/23/tori-spelling-outed-herself-and-her-husband.aspx
Sickitten | September 4, 2009 at 1:40 am
Cate B will never know & she be ugly as sin:
http://sickitten.com/2008/12/29/cate-blanchett-is-an-ugly-cow.aspx
F.U., Cate. XOX The Beautiful Americans
Sickitten | September 4, 2009 at 1:55 am
Gravestone dispenses candy. Now that is some talent right there. I can’t breathe!
anon | September 4, 2009 at 1:59 am
…THEY’RE REMAKING STREETCAR?!? Nooo!
anon | September 4, 2009 at 2:03 am
Oh, it’s just the play. Thank god.
Acai berry | September 4, 2009 at 3:04 am
Definitely perfume is going to be blast .And she is looking beautiful.
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gotmilk? | September 4, 2009 at 7:20 am
13 is looking goos here. looks like she put on som emuch needed wieght.
HuckyDucky | September 4, 2009 at 8:08 am
Oh God. Here we go with the political commentary. it’s because he’s a “black president”.
dk | September 4, 2009 at 8:42 am
@ Fish!
Kate Beckinsale is the hottest bitch on the planet, im glad u reminded yourself of that. Do u have any 20 y/o bikini pics of her?
The Music Elitist | September 4, 2009 at 8:45 am
I love how Kelly Osborne made stupid drunk decisions to get tattoos, so now she feels the need to tell kids not to get tattoos.
How about don’t get DRUNK and get a tattoo you stupid bitch? There’s nothing wrong with tattoos, but there’s definitely something wrong with someone who (on multiple occasions) got wasted and got a tattoo she regretted.
Not everyone is as stupid and irresponsible as you, Kelly.
Del | September 4, 2009 at 9:56 am
Who is Olivia Wilde?
Sheena | September 4, 2009 at 10:46 am
Jeremy Piven is NOT a vagina. Vaginas are strong and soft and deep and worth getting to know.
Jeremy Piven is an empty ballsack.
herp derp | September 4, 2009 at 11:32 am
that little political commentary.. lame lame lame
cause asking children what is so inspiring about a man that only has the confidence of 27% of the nation is SO SUPER DUPER RACIST. i guess when you’re black, anytime someone disagrees with you it’s racist, yeah? and everyone who disagrees with mao zedong is just racist against asians?
im allowed to say this, because i’m half black, and half chinese.
Squeegee! | September 4, 2009 at 11:38 am
21,
Try 56%.
http://www.cbsnews.com/blogs/2009/09/01/politics/politicalhotsheet/entry5280405.shtml
Wheeeeeeee!
@22: LEARN TO GOOGLE | September 4, 2009 at 12:21 pm
try, reliable statistics…
http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/obama_administration/daily_presidential_tracking_poll
Pilatunes | September 4, 2009 at 1:13 pm
Beckinsale is hot, but sounds like a bit of flake and, seriously, has she done any non-shit movies? (Yes, I will admit to getting a huge boner over her in her nurses uniform in Pearl Harbor. The movie sucked crap though.)
And Olivia? Like her too, but her character on House sucks. Just do die or something and give me Cameron and her perky bum back.
fancy | September 4, 2009 at 2:10 pm
that olivia chick from house, is in a just awful dress, she’s generally hot but the color and cut and just a train wreck. And her legs look all large and bumpy. tragic
abby | September 4, 2009 at 2:23 pm
Is this Pocahontas from ‘Real Chance at Love 2′ ?
BEAM | September 4, 2009 at 3:41 pm
“im allowed to say this, because i’m half black, and half chinese.”
You’re obviously racist toward your black half. No go watch some NASCAR, you anti-Obama racist.
Rhialto | September 5, 2009 at 7:15 am
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Gando | September 5, 2009 at 7:20 am
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Galtacticus | September 5, 2009 at 7:35 am
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Ace Rothstein | September 5, 2009 at 6:05 pm
Hey, when did the superficial turn into a commie politics site?
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Narcissist | September 7, 2009 at 4:59 am
You know I skipped right over this thinking it was Angelina Jolie. Closer inspection revealed Olivia W. to be quite remarkable. I mistook AJ for Claire Forlani in Wanted, too.
Those were some weak Beckinsale pics. Wearin’ a sack and some sandals. Phooey.
Narcissist | September 7, 2009 at 5:38 am
WHOA! Jackson funeral. I got Barry Bonds mixed up with Gary Glitter for a moment. Yikes!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Glitter#Child_pornography_arrest_and_conviction
estetik cerrah | September 8, 2009 at 6:15 am
she looks very elegant..
Resveratrol | September 25, 2009 at 12:52 pm
Her looks,especially her face,are quite rare.Perfect for selling a product.
Çene Esteti?i | October 19, 2009 at 7:46 am
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- Kate Beckinsale is hot. I don’t say that enough. [PopSugar] <— nobody could say this enough!
Resveratrol Healthblog | April 12, 2010 at 4:22 pm
what is this girl famous for again?
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