Olivia Munn is dead to me

February 8th, 2010 // 72 Comments

Dane Cook posted a picture of himself with Olivia Munn at the Super Bowl yesterday and there’s no way these two aren’t fucking. If you’re dumb enough to be photographed with Dane Cook at the start of your acting career, you’re dumb enough to think his penis will make Chris Pine walk you down the aisle in a fit of jealousy then impregnate you with a boy and a girl – in that order – with British accents who wear pea coats all the time.

NOTE: For every single female reader who feels like I just read their mind, I know who you are and I saw what you did. Mwahahaha!

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