Olivia Munn tells Wonder Woman to ‘suck it’

December 22nd, 2009 // 92 Comments

Olivia Munn’s issue of MYMAG apparently contains a preview for her upcoming book “Suck It, Wonder Woman!: The Misadventures of a Hollywood Geek” and wait a minute. Hold on. Olivia Munn took precious time away from standing around in a bikini to write a book? — Excuse me while I light the entire publishing industry on fire. And I’m not talking about my latest manuscript “World War II Veteran Takes 500 Pages to Punch a Horse.” (Random House, call me.)

Photos: MYMAG

  1. Smarm

    ” 38. Katie – December 22, 2009 10:58 PM

    HA! HAHAHAHAHAHA! This stupid bitch thinks she’s a geek b/c she’s on G4 and she speaks bad Japanese? Shut the fuck up bitch. Welcome to tru ge3kdom when you’ve been playing Nintendo since u were 5 and you actually KNOW some legit Japanese u stupid dumbass bitch. Wonder woman could kick your ass. BLACK CAT could kick your ass for that matter. GODDAMMIT I HATE THIS UGLY CUNT!!!!! SHE IS FUG!

    Ok, great, you done? Good. Shut the fuck up. Lets get this straight- you think shes not as cool as you even though shes obviously about 1000 times hotter, simply because you have been playing nintendo since you were 5 and can speak some jap? Do you realize how fucking DUMB you sound? She didnt run out and say ‘hmm, let me find a good job, but it HAS to be about video games and more importantly they HAVE to promote my inability to speak good japanese’.. Black cat? Seriously, shut the fuck up and crawl back into that hole of yours (your home, not THAT hole..although thats a trick a superhero SHOULD have), you fucking dork. Hate her all you want, shes far from fug, and you’re far from normal. I know, i know, thats what the teachers told you makes you ‘special’ … now go make your daily attempt @ trying to set the new world record of Duck Hunt.

  2. Naomi

    This contrived hot-geek/gamer girl bullshit is becoming really annoying.

  3. Naomi

    This contrived hot-geek/gamer girl bullshit is becoming really annoying.

  4. para

    i agree. oh-ver-ray-ted-cha-cha-chachacha.

  5. jane

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  6. shes looking hot!

  7. my comment

    Classless beast.

  8. I’ve never heard of this Hollywood wacktress but in the immortal words of Matt Lucas’ jewelry store owner character, She’s gorgeous!

    Read it http://www.celebpsychic.com then weep!

  9. dude_on

    If she could handle a little kink and some extreme dirty talk I think it might could work between us.

  10. She’s super hot, but I wouldn’t read her book if she gift wrapped it with her used panties.

  11. Great White Pygmy

    Shes ok. Even though she stole her shtick (Cute girl behaving like a man) from Jenny McCarthy. (and Jenny does nudity!)

  12. jiz

    Olivia, call me.

  13. Stuey

    @61, man Jenny is still smokin too!

  14. Britney's Weave

    She has to be half asian right? She looks half asian.

  15. charlie

    Whoa, I haven’t seen cassette tape since like 1992.

  16. newfags can't triforce

    she’s not a nerd, or a geek or whatever she tries to sell her self as. She’s a paid TV spokeswomen who basically only parrots what her writers tell her. If she didn’t have a staff and cue cards she wouldn’t have an opinion about anything involved in technology. She’s attractive but she’s to geeks what Avril is to punk.

  17. CJ

    Megan fox stole what little chance you had. Nobody knows who you are and nobody cares. Now get into another bikini….

  18. Round Eye

    I think #38 might be Benny from Code Monkeys.

  19. Its Over

    Her personality is very annoying.she is not genuine at all.

  20. brooklyn

    There is something odd about Ms. Munn. She seems to have some serious insecurities, constantly seeking attention.

    There is something truly bizarre, about her always trying to create some image of cleavage. It seems truly desperate.

    The appearance of Ms. Munn began as a positive, for her persona was at first completely attractive. She was natural and pleasant. Not truly fake.

    Only time in the game has turned her. So has the being on the AOTS, with a few spoiled Hipsters, who act like they know it all.

    I will never forget the odd offering by Ms. Munn, complaining about the ancient and ugly presentation of some Chinese characters in a very old film. It was a strange comment, for while Ms. Munn was making a statement about the negatives of stereotyping human beings, she contradicted her offering by doing just that by ethnically grouping all “white people”.

    It is rather unattractive to see those who think they are so truly enlightened, and act so superior, provide the same folly that they condemn.

    No problem to see Ms. Munn try to further herself, and take advantage of some notoriety. It just turns unattractive at times, in the way it is handled.

    Some have the gift, others push it a little too hard. Many never should have tried.

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  22. Nonononnnoo

    Way too desperate, why can’t she just be a geek girl without all the slutty photoshoots…but that sells sigh.

  23. Smarm

    ” 72. Nonononnnoo – December 24, 2009 3:48 AM

    Way too desperate, why can’t she just be a geek girl without all the slutty photoshoots…but that sells sigh.

    Oh shut the hell up… desperate how? Is she out flashing her trim to any reporter w a camera? Is she having her homemade sex tape ‘coincidentally’ stolen from her home, then released to the general public and faking outrage while feeding off the publicity? She shows some skin – she wrote a book- big fucking deal. Not a damn thing wrong w that. And shes fucking hot, so she does hot photo shoots… what the fucks your problem? You’re either a reverend, or a fucking tulip. Either way, quit whining. Pussy.

  24. Olivia Bung

    She’s a cute girl but get real if I know several hotter girls in my personal life then I fail to see what all the fuss is about.

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  26. Quidam

    Hot, yes!
    Geek, no.

    But I would be willing to entertain her as an honorary geek, even if I didn’t get a handjob out of it.

  27. Quidam

    –oh, and she should tell Megan Fox she using up some of her 15 minutes of fame.

  28. Ruffemup

    LOL, ‘Hollywood’?! More like ‘Pre-Hollywood-Never-Gonna-Get-There’.

  29. Ruffemup

    LOL, ‘Hollywood’?! More like ‘Pre-Hollywood-Never-Gonna-Get-There’.

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  31. jj22

    average

  32. The Wonder Woman shot gives it away as to what she really looks like. Notice the difference from the other photos? Wishes she had the face of Lynda Carter…

  33. gen

    @77

    Hahaha, good comment.

  34. m65

    wow she is beatiful. nice photos

  35. Blitz

    She is one sexy bitch!

    I’d give my left testicle to a starving Ethiopian kid to be able to fuck Olivia Munn.

  36. asdf

    Only dumb kids must visit this site…. I’m honestly SHOCKED at some of these comments. You guys obviously have NO perspective or taste…. I hope she doesn’t read your comments, and change because I. love. her! Absolutely PERFECT inside and out. Saw a picture of Hana Mayeda… they kinda look alike and yeah… shes done VS, Abercrombie, MAC, and more…. Actually, I even think Olivia’s better, even no competition. :|

  37. Glad to hear about the advances. I hope they can find the right solution for the problem. At least we hoping for the best.

  38. Steve Rowland
    Commented on this photo:

    Okay, NOW I know what I want for Christmas!

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