Olivia Munn tells Wonder Woman to ‘suck it’

December 22nd, 2009 // 91 Comments

Olivia Munn’s issue of MYMAG apparently contains a preview for her upcoming book “Suck It, Wonder Woman!: The Misadventures of a Hollywood Geek” and wait a minute. Hold on. Olivia Munn took precious time away from standing around in a bikini to write a book? — Excuse me while I light the entire publishing industry on fire. And I’m not talking about my latest manuscript “World War II Veteran Takes 500 Pages to Punch a Horse.” (Random House, call me.)

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Comments (91)

  1. roman | December 22, 2009 at 4:13 pm

    First

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  2. yammerskooner | December 22, 2009 at 4:15 pm

    I have no issues with this woman’s face.

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  3. Drew | December 22, 2009 at 4:15 pm

    She’s disgusting, and I have pretty low standards.

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  4. Nina | December 22, 2009 at 4:20 pm

    That’s a body that needs to be covered with jizz!

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  5. jkhjkh | December 22, 2009 at 4:23 pm

    only an absolute idiot would not find her attractive.

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  6. T. Park | December 22, 2009 at 4:28 pm

    Classy.

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  7. Ego | December 22, 2009 at 4:31 pm

    Now this is my kind of Geek! Does anyone know if her book has bikini pics?

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  8. snore | December 22, 2009 at 4:35 pm

    she’s an attractive girl and all but i really think she needs to get over being the ‘geek’ hottie. it’s just not that impressive. move on olivia.

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  9. Mandi | December 22, 2009 at 4:35 pm

    I adore Olivia! She is a great spokes-babe for us geek gals. Proof that we can be geeky AND hot. When I grow up, I want to be just like her – paid to wear shirts from the baby gap with no bra!

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  10. ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss | December 22, 2009 at 4:35 pm

    she def. learned what a guy likes by hosting a geek show all that time.

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  12. Patrick Spithill | December 22, 2009 at 4:58 pm

    Shes very in this shoot

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  13. Patrick Spithill | December 22, 2009 at 4:59 pm

    oh yea!!!

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  14. errrr | December 22, 2009 at 5:06 pm

    Body of a goddess…face of butter. I’d hit it with a paper bag over her head.

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  15. Yooarel.com | December 22, 2009 at 5:14 pm

    No clue why this website gives her such shit. True, she can sound stuck-up at times, but let’s face it: she’s gorgeous, and she likes video games. You twats would KILL to sleep with her, lights on even. All you “oh her face is ugly” mincers would never even have a shot with her or anyone nearly as beautiful as her anyway, so what are you whining about? Quit lying, you’re not fooling anyone.

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  16. havoc | December 22, 2009 at 5:15 pm

    She’s completely bangable.

    But who the hell is she?

    Seriously?

    .

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  17. Ari Ola | December 22, 2009 at 5:17 pm

    Her lips were made for sucking!

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  18. Ari Ola | December 22, 2009 at 5:20 pm

    Her lips were made for sucking and she can suck me off anytime!!!

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  19. Drew | December 22, 2009 at 5:25 pm

    @5

    Or people that don’t consider mediocrity hot simply because she shares the same anti-social interests as you.

    Not to mention, her personality is absolute garbage.

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  20. hilhihHI | December 22, 2009 at 5:31 pm

    hmmmmm,
    olivia munn is a bright woman with more personality than most, but me thinks that ultimately she made her career pandering to horny nerds by wearing next to nothing most of the time. truthfully, she just hasn’t really done much that anyone other than the ultra nerd (I’m one of them) has ever seen. Me thinks she will do anything to be famous.

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  21. James | December 22, 2009 at 5:35 pm

    ahaha 15

    I like how you imply that a girl playing video games somehow makes her more attractive. Haha. Such pathetic lives you kids live.

    I’m sure if you continue being an internet tough guy anonymously insulting posters on a random blog, you’ll have more of a chance railing her than the rest of us, right? Sure you will big guy.

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  22. who dat | December 22, 2009 at 5:55 pm

    Oliva is hotter when she doesn’t speak. Her mouth was made to suck, not talk.

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  23. eh | December 22, 2009 at 6:23 pm

    5 – call me an idiot. she looks like a blackish jewish man in the face.

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  24. Megan Fox's stubby thumbs | December 22, 2009 at 6:24 pm

    Man she’s hot. Thankfully I don’t know who she is and I’ve never heard her talk. From some peoples post, I guess it would have ruined it for me.

    I would would motorboat her ass!

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  25. The_Creator | December 22, 2009 at 6:42 pm

    @19 says the guy overcompensating for never getting laid

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  26. superALEX | December 22, 2009 at 6:59 pm

    wait she can even speak? i guess i waste too much time starring at her chest

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  27. galaxy | December 22, 2009 at 8:11 pm

    Olivia, no offence but these photos came out terrible. Miko Lim was a poor choice for photographer.more sexy pictures click my name~~~

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  28. JD | December 22, 2009 at 8:26 pm

    I’m bored with the tease now, tits or GTFO.

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  29. gen | December 22, 2009 at 9:01 pm

    Who the fuck is going to read that? I want celebrities to keep well clear of books. I saw a biography of Robert Pattinson at the book store and another of Brangelina and it just made me fucking mad. It’s all fine to talk about them online, but to me putting them in print is somehow sacrilegious.

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  30. ShoottoThrill | December 22, 2009 at 9:05 pm

    She’s a dipshit if she thinks she’s the only hot “geek”. Erin Robinson (aka Ivy) is WAY HOTTER and she’s an independent game programmer. Nothing that Olivia dipshit Munn can top in terms of “hot geekiness”.

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  31. valentines day presents | December 22, 2009 at 9:29 pm

    Look at those luscious lips and eyes, she looks gorgeous and is flaunting her beauty. Nice hair color too.

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  32. Hecubus | December 22, 2009 at 9:32 pm

    That’s weird, I’m halfway through writing a book titled, ‘Suck it, Olivia Munn’. Well, it’s not so much a book as crudely drawn pornographic comic book made hard and yellow through multiple coats of dried semen.

    On a more serious note she really really really really really really really really really really really needs to stop teasing and give us some nipple action. I’m not trying to say all women should be treated like pieces of meat and forced to get naked for our pleasure but if you’re going to tease this much you’re pretty much writing cheques you’re gonna have to cash eventually.

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  33. D | December 22, 2009 at 9:33 pm

    Make a REAL wish!

    make a wish: http://www.real-wishes.com

    8,888 wishes granted, after that, no more wishes will be granted…

    ~*Believe*~

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  34. truth be told | December 22, 2009 at 10:13 pm

    He looks like my cousin from Guatemala.

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  35. huh? | December 22, 2009 at 10:17 pm

    Who the fuck is this ugly chick with the nice rack? Why is did she “write” a book?

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  36. Megan Fox's stubby thumbs | December 22, 2009 at 10:36 pm

    FIRST!!!!

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  37. jim eh | December 22, 2009 at 10:52 pm

    SEX OBJECT, that’s all I see, as long as bitches act that way they’ll get no respect from me, geeky AND hot, gimme a break. So now gimme a blowjob then make me a sandwich and shut the fuck up bitch.

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  38. Katie | December 22, 2009 at 10:58 pm

    HA! HAHAHAHAHAHA! This stupid bitch thinks she’s a geek b/c she’s on G4 and she speaks bad Japanese? Shut the fuck up bitch. Welcome to tru ge3kdom when you’ve been playing Nintendo since u were 5 and you actually KNOW some legit Japanese u stupid dumbass bitch. Wonder woman could kick your ass. BLACK CAT could kick your ass for that matter. GODDAMMIT I HATE THIS UGLY CUNT!!!!! SHE IS FUG!

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  39. froufrou | December 22, 2009 at 11:02 pm

    this chick is OVERRATED!!! i dont hear about her ANYWHERE other than this site.

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  40. fr | December 22, 2009 at 11:29 pm

    shes too insistent on the “im a geek” and “im really a badass, look at how i talk” persona. eh. not hot.

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  41. Nate | December 23, 2009 at 12:08 am

    over rated.

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  42. Julie | December 23, 2009 at 12:10 am

    Who is this ass and why does she do nothing but pose in bikinis? Is she a Kardashian?

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  43. v tard | December 23, 2009 at 12:14 am

    @5:

    Well then I am PROUD to be an idiot.

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  44. vix | December 23, 2009 at 1:35 am

    she’s a host on “attack of the show”
    on the g4 channel, for gamers.

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    It’s babe vs babe in one of the most difficult yet interesting elections of the year. Go to http://Babe-Election.blogspot.com or http://neenainai.com/bracket to vote for who you think should become babe of the year for 2009.

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  48. Milandir | December 23, 2009 at 5:01 am

    Hey 38, jealous?

    She was raised in Japan, so your “ou actually KNOW some legit Japanese u stupid dumbass bitch.” comment probably was not your finest moment.

    She did not grow up a video game player, something she has admitted to, but she was a legit comic book fan.

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  49. Milandir | December 23, 2009 at 5:06 am

    Hey 38, jealous?

    She was raised in Japan, so your “ou actually KNOW some legit Japanese u stupid dumbass bitch.” comment probably was not your finest moment.

    She did not grow up a video game player, something she has admitted to, but she was a legit comic book fan.

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  50. Jamie | December 23, 2009 at 6:14 am

    Never heard of her……. Just don’t care…….. I’ve moved on……… Over.

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