And Olivia Munn is apparently in the January 2010 issue of Maxim. At this point, The Superficial would like to apologize to the Baby Jesus for all the crying that’s about to happen so close to his birthday. (Would it help if I married my laptop first?)
EDIT: Maxim photos removed by request. But here’s some shots of Olivia at the premiere of The Lovely Bones which is.. not even close to being the same thing. Sorry!
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messi | December 15, 2009 at 12:19 pm
Almost first? Hooot girl!!
Ray | December 15, 2009 at 12:20 pm
FIRST!!! EW MAN FACE!
JamesToselandisGay | December 15, 2009 at 12:20 pm
Good looking. Not that hot.
Yum | December 15, 2009 at 12:22 pm
Yum.
drewjewaw | December 15, 2009 at 12:25 pm
overrated
AmericanWhiteTrash | December 15, 2009 at 12:26 pm
Freckles make me want to vomit. Otherwise decent looking.
all of you | December 15, 2009 at 12:29 pm
are gay. she’s hot. period.
and could you please get me something? could you get…..out. thanks.
Sport | December 15, 2009 at 12:31 pm
HOT.Period.
Doesnt always look so in photos but see her in person and BOOIING.
moe.ron. | December 15, 2009 at 12:32 pm
the girl is not even a little bit toned. and her head is about three sizes too big. and her face and close-ups don’t seem to work together–but yeah, sure, other than that…she’s super hot.
gotmilk? | December 15, 2009 at 12:34 pm
ughh her face is totally busted especially in the last two photos. and who is this?
Tim | December 15, 2009 at 12:37 pm
She looks like a nice, tight fuck. Her face is hideous, however. Bang her from the rear.
Matt-Zilla | December 15, 2009 at 12:40 pm
holy crap she is a cutie, plus geeky so thats a definite plus
whats the hells wrong with you guys?!
you took time off from banging supermodels to critique superficial posts or what?
azzman | December 15, 2009 at 12:42 pm
oh boy. i like
tinytim | December 15, 2009 at 12:42 pm
often read but never commented before, but I’ve taken today to question this post. She’s built like a skinny teenage boy – I don’t get how someone can post this two photos after Rhianna & claim to find them both attractive.
Drew | December 15, 2009 at 12:44 pm
Airbrush her face please. Would I hit it? Sure. But she’s hardly anything special. I have pretty low standards, don’t judge.
Man Face | December 15, 2009 at 12:46 pm
ZzzzzzzzzzzzzZzzzzzzzzzz
gabeMonkey allen | December 15, 2009 at 12:48 pm
ya here boobs arent big enough her face isnt small enough her penis isnt thick enough her arm apits arent hairy enough, wait did i ……. Ripping on a girl hotter than any woman youll ever even be in the same room is is sad. shes better looking than your average woman by a massive amount, google the average weight of your average american woman. You are the only one who think syour cool ripping on hot chicks everyone else sees threw you like a window pane. grow up and get layed.
quake | December 15, 2009 at 12:48 pm
She needs to just do porn already.
girl | December 15, 2009 at 12:50 pm
She has no idea how to pose
THAT_GIRL_JENN | December 15, 2009 at 12:59 pm
SHE HAS THE BODY OF A BOY, HOW DO YOU PEOPLE FIND THIS TO BE “HOT”
Joebaggs | December 15, 2009 at 1:13 pm
YAWN
Scrawny. Yeah yeah, i must either be gay or dig fat chicks. But if you’ve ever had sex with a bony girl you’d understand it makes you feel like a pedo.
And @ 17, this is the internet, not a local club. Sure, if she was someone you knew in real life it might be different. But there are thousands upon thousands of much hotter girls paraded in front of us every day online…which is why i’m so confused as to why Olivia Munn gets so much damn attention.
kyle | December 15, 2009 at 1:13 pm
her name — munn — means ‘dick’ in Estonian.
Seal | December 15, 2009 at 1:16 pm
Who the fuck is Olivia Munn? Fug + boooooring.
Ice | December 15, 2009 at 1:27 pm
Here is a great place——- Cougarmatching.com ——- It’s a premiere cougar dating community for older women seeking younger men and men seeking older womem. Come in, post a message, a picture of yourself and check out the hot photo galleries. You will find someone you like here…
Sam | December 15, 2009 at 1:35 pm
9 is right. they have her in 4 inch heels and there is still no definition in her legs.
her face is completely fugtastic.
WTF | December 15, 2009 at 1:43 pm
She is in the same league as Tiger Woods’ mistresses
Kae | December 15, 2009 at 1:45 pm
Holy photoshop, Batman! From watching AOTS, she’s not that thin, girl actually has some curves. Also the photog is use lens and perspective to make the body smaller looking, hence the giant head but his technique is fail.
mark | December 15, 2009 at 1:51 pm
did someone steal her tits?
AteIsEnough | December 15, 2009 at 2:13 pm
Gimmie a great heinie shot and that’s all it’ll take!!
CMYK | December 15, 2009 at 2:19 pm
Meh. I liked her better curvy. She looks concentration campy here. I’m not sayin’ I wouldn’t do her…
jiz | December 15, 2009 at 2:20 pm
Nice. For the cumsuckers who think otherwise, I offer a tasteful “Fuck you!”
MonkeyMan777 | December 15, 2009 at 2:25 pm
Ummmm……if i met her in the bar after having a few beers, yeah, I’d do her. But otherwise……meh. I like women with a little muscle tone…….squishy looking skinny chicks ain’t hot.
Richard McBeef | December 15, 2009 at 2:43 pm
When the douchemongrels come in her saying fug and nast, they should be required to link to a picture of the last girl they nailed.
Racer X | December 15, 2009 at 2:47 pm
#27 We have a WINNAR!!!!
/winner, winner, chicken dinner!
douchemongrel | December 15, 2009 at 2:50 pm
FUG
NAST
farles chew | December 15, 2009 at 2:53 pm
I hate to be the one to cry “PHOTOSHOPPED”! but that’s not Munn’s curvy bod there. That’s some skinny-ass anime version of Munn
I have a penis, unlike others | December 15, 2009 at 2:53 pm
As a man who’s actually had sex with multiple women I can say, definitively, that Olivia Munn is sexy. The rest of the posters are clearly infected with the gay virus. Take two cocks (as a suppository) and come out already.
A sign of closet gayness is a over emphasis on female flaws. You make sure every women is flawed to you b/c if you actually had sex with a girl you’d realize you are completely, head-over-heels gay.
My penis is pretty certain she’s hot. If you’re penis is telling you otherwise: there’s a reason Nancy.
Roxi | December 15, 2009 at 3:08 pm
She thinks shes hot and that every guy wants her honestly theres nothing special about her shes way too normal, just my opinion!
37 is an idiot | December 15, 2009 at 3:11 pm
what the hell, she has no curves at all! in that mirror shot u can see her flat ass. men who think she is hot, are secretly attracted to little 12 year old boys. sorry she has a body of one. Like seriously, come on, in one of those shots she has pushed up tits then in the 5th picture shes flat chested??!?!?! sorry she has a man face EWWWWW
Penis Master | December 15, 2009 at 3:19 pm
@39- I like how you find a perfectly attractive woman unattractive, yet I’m the gay one.
There’s this thing called irony. Perhaps you might open a book one day and find out what it means.
kimk | December 15, 2009 at 3:21 pm
not beautiful
just average it lacks ….. salt
kimk | December 15, 2009 at 3:21 pm
not beautiful
just average it lacks ….. salt
who dat | December 15, 2009 at 3:33 pm
I agree about that face. If no bag is available, this one should definately be done (from behind) doggy style. Note to the ladies. If you want to increase your own hotness, keep your mouth shut. No guys care what you have to say. Your mouth was put on your face to suck, not to talk.
Yooarel.com | December 15, 2009 at 3:41 pm
Again with the “ew, man-face” or “her freckles are ugly” comments, lol. You guys would probably never, EVER have a shot with a woman as beautiful as her anyway, don’t worry, lol. And I’m willing to bet everything I have that if she walked up and said “fuck me. now.”, you’d cream your jeans before you even got the zipper down. So shut the fuck up already, nobody’s buying you’re “she’s not good enough for me” attitude you hopeless twats.
lurkmoar | December 15, 2009 at 3:48 pm
ZOMG someone has a differing opinion and taste than me.. they must be teh gay!1!1!1!!eleventy-one
rob | December 15, 2009 at 3:50 pm
she kind of looks like porn star Ashley Blue.
Chris | December 15, 2009 at 4:03 pm
People are hating on O. Munn? Seriously? You have obviously never seen AOTS, or any of her other photoshoots. I would eat fruit salad from her ass if the opportunity arose. This is one of her weaker shoots, but she is still bangin in every sense of the word. Also, if you have ever seen or met her in person you would be shutting your mouths to stop the drool….
White667 | December 15, 2009 at 4:23 pm
Wait what, why is it removed?
confused | December 15, 2009 at 4:59 pm
what are the odds that so many people on here have seen her in person?
Timely | December 15, 2009 at 5:24 pm
You can still see her here:
http://www.horroryearbook.com/547243/complete-olivia-munn-maxim-spread
Not the greatest spread..and I like Olivia. Wishing she would just do a nude shoot for Playboy…