Good news for anyone who can compete with an Italian prince, Olivia Wilde wants to “sow her wild oats” which I’ll assume is some sort of euphemism for having sex with Wilford Brimley. Women are weird. Us Magazine reports:
“It was Olivia’s decision…for the typical Hollywood reasons,” another source close to Wilde tells Us. “Her career has exploded and she saw being married is not as much fun…. She is a hot property now … it was weighing her down being married.”
Somewhere Michael Bay just threw a bucket of mud on his Ferrari and shat out a script for Armageddon 2 in five minutes. “This one has two meteors, both fluent in jive. Care to see my pool filled with Steven Spielberg’s tears?”
Wow I’m totally gonna score!!
The only problem with that is that the typical Superficial reader is a hetersexual female or homosexual male. I am one of those, I don’t want her.
I am a Daily geekologie reader, I am straight, 25 year old male, and I listen to metal, Preferably Slipknot, Rob Zombie, Marilyn Manson etc.
OH I AM GOING TO SCORE WITH OLIVIA YES!!!!
judging from the comments about terrible sexual acts in regards to most of the women posted on this site, I would have to disagree. Gay men wouldn’t pee in Wilde’s butt and hetero females wouldn’t even think of such a thing.
Me: Sleepover?
Olivia: Not a chance
Me: I read the Superficial
Olivia: So you’re gay?
Me: Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhh…sure?
Olivia: Well then, I don’t see the harm
Me: (mental fist pump)
Thank you Superficial Writer. Thank you.
Luv it justme.
I even read Olivias part with a womans voice.
Thanx for getting me in touch with her, its been 2 long
She’ll go crawling back to him when her “whatever the fuck” shes doing falls through.
She may try, but the guy’s an Italian prince & not bad looking. I’m sure he’s auditioning a number of possible replacements….if not then he’s a bigger fool than she is.
Like she’s going to find a better long term gig in Hollywood. Marriage to European royalty vs washing Miachael Bey’s car….hmmmmmm.
Michael Bay’s car? More like polishing his pole.
…an Italian prince that married her in an abandoned school but when she was 19 – THAT, my friends, is CLASS!
…abandoned school *bus* (pout)
Italian prince…. well, Italy hasn’t got a monarchy, so there’s no difference between being a “prince” and a guy who works at the McDonalds.
Sometimes I wonder if people think europeans live in the middle age, living in castles, travelling by horse, etc.
lol …yes there is a big difference.
Italy does have a monarch…what the hell are you talking about?
and Italian royality still owns land..etc……
some even buy up and create their own countries in Europe…
they do live in castles…..lol….even musicians like Sting has a castle..why would a Prince not have one?
sometimes i wonder if people like you assume history is just neat stages that occur one after another….
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Hey, good for her. Girl wants to score.
Don’t you all??
I guess, follow me, the bedroom is this way. Just drop your coat anywhere on the floor and don’t mind the cat turds.
~yawn~…This girl looks boring.
That’s because she is.
Step right up and get in line. Please girls, no pushing or cutting in line. Well, Olivia, you may go to the front!
I love the last names of all these party girls. Olivia Wilde, Megan Fox, Blake Lively… As if they aren’t fabricated. How trite.
Sincerely,
Randal Semen
You do know her real last name is Cockburn. I’m not even making that up. Might be a telling sign of why her marriage fell apart and why you may want to stay away.
Hey douche– Megan Fox and Blake Lively are their real names.
COMMENT: FAIL!
The element of irony is lost on you low functioning humans. So sad. Where is GravyLeg when I need him?
Did somebody call for GravyLeg?
*dons his cape and cock ring… Oh… Um. Hold on… Just the the cape… just the cape…
PS. I would have chimed in earlier but I just don’t find this particular post topic engaging. This is the classic Hillary Swank maneuver sans the Oscar win and tig bitties. Meh…
Let’s face it too… In 20 years they will all be doing Sleep Number commercials with Lindsay Wagner.
Finally Pink!
Now i can just cum…er….click on you.
U and the good Dr. are the chosen ones 4me
Beats the hell out of those MC Hammer pants she was wearing the other day! Plus now I might get the image of Lindsay’s grandma boobs out of my head – yuck.
This chick has no body what so ever. On the bright side, she has money to make up for it. So what the hell *shrug*
Yeah, ’cause it’s so hard for pretty well any chick to get laid if she really wants to :)
Lol, good point. Prime example, that fat chick slash was bangin.
Her body is fine, go rape a cow or some farm animal if you want a giant blob of shapeless flesh. Or try a Kardashian sister. I will take Olivia, she is cool as fuck and amazingly beautiful.
She’s got a Max Headroom head.
Hm. Can a cow really consent? Is a “mooo” yes, or no?
lookin a LOT better than yesterday. i’d throw her a hard one
nice ace
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FLmZNiBGbc&feature=related
i’m sold
oh HAIL yeah!~ stock’s climbing
Damn, another Olivia post maybe I won’t have to watch Tron 2 again today, a double dose of Olivia is a good thing. Fuck that emergency flotation device 1 post above, and the crack whore nobodies. Olivia Wilde really is a highly advanced perfect computer program from the computer, I think. Thank you Jeff Bridges. Really though, I don’t think many of these superficial whores and fame whores would be half as cool as Olivia. Or maybe I am wrong, but she is still supremely hot.
Why do I have a feeling that you live in your parents basement and constantly jack off to Tron 2 and scan the internet for Olivia. Get a life dude. SMH
Yet another vacuous Follywood whore.
“Follywood” – love it!
I want to eat her ass.
*Adding Olivia to the list of chicks who dump their man, when they found success*
Regardless, here’s my phone # (212)300-5465
Just a private line for Olivia loser…
amazing
I may be a pauper,sexy Olivia,but I can assure that I’m an EXCITING pauper. Call me.
A-list hot chick today McDonalds cashier the next.
‘This one has two meteors, both fluent in jive.’
Bwaaaaaaaahahahah!
Stay tuned for more of ‘Olivia’s gone Wilde’
Her forehead is higher than mine is. Is she going bald?
Who is she and Y is her jaw so big?!
I fucking lol’d, nice one superfish.
lol your all nit wits…haha
now olivia Newton now thats still one healthy looking lady…
Who cares…..