Olivia Wilde Wants to Get Laid

The Superficial / February 9, 2011

Good news for anyone who can compete with an Italian prince, Olivia Wilde wants to “sow her wild oats” which I’ll assume is some sort of euphemism for having sex with Wilford Brimley. Women are weird. Us Magazine reports:

“It was Olivia’s decision…for the typical Hollywood reasons,” another source close to Wilde tells Us. “Her career has exploded and she saw being married is not as much fun…. She is a hot property now … it was weighing her down being married.”

Somewhere Michael Bay just threw a bucket of mud on his Ferrari and shat out a script for Armageddon 2 in five minutes. “This one has two meteors, both fluent in jive. Care to see my pool filled with Steven Spielberg’s tears?”

Photos: Fame, Flynet