You Know What? F*ck You, Jason Sudeikis

October 28th, 2013 // 12 Comments

Because I have nothing to offer women outside of mediocre penetration and habitual mocking of every TV show they like, I’ll probably never to get have sex with Olivia Wilde. But if I do because that stuff I said earlier actually does sound kind of romantic if you think about it, it would’ve been nice if Jason Sudeikis‘ baby didn’t pass through her vagina beforehand like People says it will. Fortunately, there’s still time, so quick, what’s your favorite show, Olivia? Chopped? Pfft. That’s for retards. (Call me. I’ll drive you to the clinic.)

Photo: INFdaily, Splash News, WENN


  1. Olivia Wilde Cleavage The Incredible Burt Wonderstone Premiere
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    Serious question…
    Is her face naturally that defined, or is that surgical?
    Really not trying to be a dick here, just never seen someone with a face that symmetrical before.

  2. Cheap Thrill

    Nooooooooo it was supposed to be me. I’m not getting out of bed tomorrow, there’s no point.

  3. Convex

    Meh. Wilde is way over-rated. Sudeikis can have her.

  4. Olivia Wilde Cleavage The Incredible Burt Wonderstone Premiere
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    5 bucks says the child has her jawline.

  5. Olivia Wilde Cleavage The Incredible Burt Wonderstone Premiere
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  6. Well, she will have boobs now.

  7. TRAMP! Incredibly delicious, eternally beautiful, sensuous, ridiculously sexy, wildly attractive tramp! And watch — they’ll name the child Sesquipedalian or Doorjamb or some such nonsense.

  8. Esol Esek

    Olivia Wilde equals not that hot. Overrated. That jawline, yikes.

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