Jason Sudeikis Bagged Olivia Wilde Now
Jason Sudeikis continues to inexplicably plow his way through Hollywood, and this time finds himself lodged directly in Olivia Wilde’s vagina because why not? At this point, he’s probably yawning anytime he walks into his bedroom. “So which completely out of my league actress do I have to bang tonight? Sigh…” Us Weekly reports:
A source tells the new Us Weekly — on stands Friday — that Wilde, 27, and Sudeikis, 36, haven’t been shy about their new romance. The SNL funnyman brought Wilde to the show’s afterparty at NYC’s Loi on Dec. 4. “They walked in holding hands,” says a source.
“She’s come to the [SNL] studio at Rockefeller Center, and they’ve gone out to dinner after rehearsals,” adds an insider.
If you walked into Jason Sudeikis’ office, I’m pretty sure you’d find a Hogwarts diploma hanging on the wall with “Sexual Wizardry” listed as the major. That’s literally the only explanation here.
HARRY POTTER: I’m going to learn how to battle Voldemort!
JASON: Yeah, that’s great. They teach rape magic here?