Jason Sudeikis Bagged Olivia Wilde Now

December 8th, 2011 // 14 Comments
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Jason Sudeikis continues to inexplicably plow his way through Hollywood, and this time finds himself lodged directly in Olivia Wilde‘s vagina because why not? At this point, he’s probably yawning anytime he walks into his bedroom. “So which completely out of my league actress do I have to bang tonight? Sigh…” Us Weekly reports:

A source tells the new Us Weekly — on stands Friday — that Wilde, 27, and Sudeikis, 36, haven’t been shy about their new romance. The SNL funnyman brought Wilde to the show’s afterparty at NYC’s Loi on Dec. 4. “They walked in holding hands,” says a source.
“She’s come to the [SNL] studio at Rockefeller Center, and they’ve gone out to dinner after rehearsals,” adds an insider.

If you walked into Jason Sudeikis’ office, I’m pretty sure you’d find a Hogwarts diploma hanging on the wall with “Sexual Wizardry” listed as the major. That’s literally the only explanation here.

HARRY POTTER: I’m going to learn how to battle Voldemort!
JASON: Yeah, that’s great. They teach rape magic here?

Photos: Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Splash News, WENN


  1. Olivia Wilde Jason Sudeikis
    Donald Trump
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    Just goes to prove what easy little pigs HollyWood starlets are.
    EZ pickins.

  2. Olivia Wilde Jason Sudeikis
    Frank Burns
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    Wardrobe by June Cleaver of Mayfield

  3. Rico Jones

    Now I no longer want to fuck her.

  4. drex

    to quote my cousin: seeing jason sudeikis plow his way through hollywood pleases me for some reason, its like my reaction is “good for you glenn coco”

  5. If by “banged” you mean “banged her in the face with a frying pan,” then yes.

  6. cc

    Another example of Hollywood being a tiny gene pool where the people are generally too stupid to look outside the rather shallow pool they are in (see the John Mayer Syndrome).

    • Jam

      It’s all about “sleeping with a commoner”. They’d rather fuck someone who is in their mind proven to be “talented and succesful” (a.ka someone who’s someone) than Joe Nobody.

      I would say it’s all about making them laugh, but Sudeikis isn’t even FUNNY!

  7. Motorboat Captain

    When did she grow the tits?

  8. Karen

    This woman has a face like the creature in Predator. Some people (mostly men) can get away with the HUGE jawbone. This one, cannot.

  9. Venom

    I can’t believe this dude gets women to sleep with him, well I mean women that have options.

  10. dirtyblonde

    I would do filthy things with Jason Sudeikis. I really would.

  11. Big Poppa

    Yikes, That’s scary without makeup.

  12. Blasto

    Jason Sudeikis is the pussy gettingest man in Hollywood, Look at any Youtube video he’s in, half or more of the comments are just women and gay guys talking about how hot he is,

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