Olivia Wilde and her husband Bastardo Luckiestando (I’m guessing here.) have officially separated. People has the exclusive:
“They have been living apart after trying for quite some time to make their relationship work,” says a source.
Wilde, 26, eloped with Ruspoli, 35, an Italian prince whose family owns Rome’s Palazzo Ruspoli, when she 18 years old.
Wait. Olivia Wilde was married to an Italian prince? Jesus. If this guy can’t keep a woman happy, what chance does the Average Joe have? We might as well stay cold and emotionally distant, yet conveniently available for sex, from here on out. I mean, what’s the point? *pulls hoodie over head* I’ll just be over here, alone, handsomely brooding. Pain so palpable you want to take me home and nurse me to health like an injured bird. An injured bird who likes pancakes. Just throwing that out there.
Adding… Et tu, Jodie Foster?
Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Getty, Splash News
He probably got tired of fucking her and jamming his dick into bone matter. And we all know girls that skinny have eating disorders which keep them from getting wet. So I know it felt like he was sticking his penis in a box of Puppy Chow.
Yes – prolly smells like hot garbage too.
That dress is just SCREAMING “I want a Bentley”
though I guess it’s more a pant suit?… what the hell is that?
It’s a parachute
it’s why she’s now single….it’s repulsive
no shit it’s worse than hammer’s jeannie pants lol
lol @linda19 freals!
-Olivia is kind of worthless, I watched house and she was meh, besides that I have no fucking idea what she has been in besides some magazine interviews and that Tron movie which, let’s face it, I will NEVER watch.
…unless it will score me a date with the skinny bitch, in which case I will slip her a mickey,,,,,
Fun times.
:)
she looks terrible in this pic – skeletor looking in the face and rail fucking thin. Bitch needs to eat a sandwich
Spending all that time trying to take over Castle Grayskull is tough work…it would make anyone look rough.
I would totally screw teela in the castle while riding battle cat.
evil lynn was my girl back in the day – you KNOW she gave great BJs
she has a man’s jaw and her eyes are too close together. i like my dykes feminine
I TOTALLY HAVE A CHANCE WITH HER NOW.
I feel like the only person on Earth (or in Hell for that matter) who thinks this chick is as boringly bland as any female can be and still get famous. I mean, for what, who the fuck knows? She’s dull and skinny, no tits and no talent. Dammit, the boss is involved in this one, isn’t he… Satan!
Agreed. This dude could probably roll to the local topless beach back in Italia and have 4 college girls in the convertible Bentley within minutes. No loss on his end. He had her at her prime.
A lot of young female celebrities in their 20s and 30s are considered hot simply because their young and everything is still firm and tight on their bodies. But in my opinion there are quite a few female celebs that look no hotter than the girls I went to high school with. Pretty girls, but not smoking hot.
Well this puts the urban myth to rest…you do NOT need large boobs to have them sag to your waist.
Aaaaaand another stylist loses their job…
She had to go for a prince? I can’t relate to that. How about if your family owns a basement? I’m not good enough for her? I hate these high maintenance bitches…
how do you own a basement without owning a house? isn’t that what we call a “hole in the ground”?
Your family are gophers.
Yeah, fuuuck, if you’re gonna try to be witty at least plan it through first. Practice in front of the mirror maybe?
I hope she and Megan Fox get together for that love tryst Megan suggested several months ago. And film it. Definitely film it. Make posters, calendars. The Works!
More like Celine Dion.
Oh hi there, 1981 called, it wants it’s hideous clothes back.
Wow, she’s hideous.
Jodie Fosters pussy eating skills destroy yet another marriage. Someone needs to stop her before she snacks on Minka Kelly. You listening Mr. Jeter?
“brooding and handsome”? Aw, poor boy, I’ll keep you company and we can brood together!
Their split is just a PR thing to boost her career. Nothing is real in hollyweird.
I blame Justin Timberlake. :P
I blame Jodie Foster.
She looks like Xena Warrior Princess Sucking A Lemon
I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought Xena on this one.
Jesus Christ those JUST GO WITH IT pop up ads are annoying!
DISCO!
Fish–you’re on fire. Another nice blurb.
You must be on the sauce again.
Nice use of italics
Wow… she literally had prince on a white horse! anyway,she needs to eat a little bit because I am not jealous enough,so something is really wrong.
Why does her face look square? She looks like a dude and if I wanted a chick who looked like a dude I’d just go for the dude and not have to deal with the drama and psycho chick shit.
She has jaws like a nutcracker.
yes, nutcracker! couldn’t think of that face reminds me of.
Well after dumping a prince she might as well pick up a homeless man. Looks like Gary Shandling is gonna get laid.
I’ve been reading one great post after another today. You’re really on your game, Fish! :)
Look at her cheeks . They have caved in !
Flame me all you want, but Khloe Kardashian is hotter than this bag of bones.
Like a champ, I resoundingly concur no i don’t like girls at all, and I’m not a fan nor ever watch tv.
The entertainment media likes to jump the gun sometimes and state someone’s single when he/she is only separated from his/her spouse. You’re not single until the divorce papers are final. Any judge in a court of law will tell you that.
I get it! She’s like me, she has to be pretty skinny for her angular face to look decent. But I’m pretty small boned compared to her. She’s pretty and she looked fantastic a few years back when. She shudda kept boning her husband but her career came first. I don’t like her as a person, and what she stands for, which is nothing pretty much.
Who cares? This isn’t about you.
no vegans for me eat some animal
i think she picked up that outfit at m.c. hammer’s gargae sale
garage even
Yeah no crap. I eat a lot of meat, 3x what they say, its good for you.
This isn’t about you.
She does look a little like Darth Vader in these pics. With his helmet on, you sillies!
omg did she steal that purse from the aladdin movie or what?
Sweet Baby Jesus, The bulimia face, cleavage, and disco-era pantsuit are enough to announce to the entire free world. “I’m on the market!!!!”
And her last name, once again, is pronounced as it is spelled: COCKBURN.
Am I the only one noticing what looks like the easy access crotch pants?
Her face looks like a mixture of Angelina Jolie’s and Emma Stone’s…not a fan of either (in fact, I find Angelina “Homewrecker” Jolie to be extremely FUGLY), and definitely not a fan of this girl either. I’d never even heard of her until recently, so she’s obviously not that important or that big of a celebrity. She looks like a fool in this get-up and like she’s just crying out for attention.
this chick looks slavic, jolie and stone look more um english..?
Her ex husband was surprisingly a down to earth guy and really good looking. He had a website with pictures of her and a friend top less in the Caribbean. The friends was top less and hot! Anyways, I hope I now can meet her ex man cause he was a hot piece for sure!
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FINALLY!!!
SO CLOSE SO FAR, OLIVIA IM SINGLE NOW!!
she’s beautiful lady but those bangs are terrible…
Is it possible to airbrush a person’s image in every scene in a movie? Because I think that is exactly what the people at the Tron production company had to do with this “skeleton walking” . Either that is what happened or her entire performance in Tron was CGI.
well, I’M TOO…….
find a solution.
i think this beyotch is soooooooo highly OVERRATED!
She has one of the manliest faces/jawlines I’ve seen! And her body looks like a 12 year old boy’s!!
This societies perception of “beauty” is so sick :(
She is a weird- looking woman…not ugly, just weird
Everything is pretty down to the cheekbones…then it starts to feel like that transitional part of the horror movie, when the innocent fun and underaged drinking ends and the murder begins.