Olivia Wilde is Seriously Banging Jason Sudeikis

January 3rd, 2012 // 35 Comments

When Us Weekly reported that Jason Sudeikis and Olivia Wilde were dating, like pretty much everything on this site, I posted about it even though I was 90% positive it was bullshit. (Case in point: Is Russell Brand actually real, or did we all just imagine him? Discuss.) Except here’s the two of them together over the holiday weekend, so let’s all have fun attempting to reconcile the fact that a dude who wears this hat sticks his penis in Olivia Wilde. I’ve already duct taped my brain together after it cracked itself in two screaming, “MY LOGIC CENTER HAS BEEN FUCK-TONATED!”

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  1. jimbo

    he’s my hero. hope for the average man

    • Artimus

      Between him and the guy who goes to bed motorboating Christina Hendricks, I don’t know who’s accomplished more with less.

      • dontkillthemessenger

        Nah… Christina Hendricks’ husband is just plain ugly. People will be studying how he landed her a thousand years from now. This guy isn’t bad looking.

  2. EricLr

    Right about now, somewhere in the world, Jason Sudeikis is telling himself “I’m not going to end up like Will Forte. My film career is going to last FOREVER, man!”

  3. Keith

    Sudeikis is a stud, great comic actor. Score!

  4. stratacat

    he has got to be hung like a walrus. there is no other explanation. and don’t give me that humor-is-the-way-to-a-woman’s-heart bullshit either. he’s not that funny.

  5. tlmck

    Wow! Miss Irrelevant is banging Mr. Irrelevant.

  6. Venom

    Average actress, with an average body with below average breasts dating a not that funny average guy. There has not been a funny comedian on TV since Dave Chappelle left and Carlos Mencia got skinny.

    • stratacat

      did you seriously just call Carlos Mencia funny? I bet you have all the Dane Cook specials saved on your DVR.

      • Venom

        Carlos Mencia was kind of funny in the beginning and Dane Cook never was, ergo I never mentioned him as being funny. That Tosh dude is not funny either in case you were wondering how I felt about him.

      • Richard McBeef, MD - Board Certified Gynecologist

        Mencia couldn’t make me laugh if he was on fire, ok wait yeah that would be masturbateably funny.

        Cook has driven me to contemplate suicide on several occasions

        Tosh may have the potential to be funny, i’m not sure. but i am sure his show is written by and designed for people with the mental capacity and attention span of a squirrel.

  7. Dri

    Stratacat you have a point… a very valid one, let’s go with the walrus effect!

    • Danger Powers

      That “effect” makes no sense anyhow unless you walk around with your cock hanging out for chicks to see, otherwise how does a no talent average looking dude even get to show off his dick to an actress, he should never be in a position to have that opportunity.

      • stratacat

        He doesn’t have to show her anything. Women talk to each other about dick sizes all the time.

      • Mama Pinkus

        no they don’t unless they are hookers and it’s a job consideration

      • stratacat is either 13 or a complete moron. If anything, it’s the herd mentality among women. The guy manages to bang ONE hot chick, then that automatically certifies him as a stud in the eyes of the rest and it catches on like wildfire.

  8. adolf hitler

    bitch aint hot

  9. lulu

    They deserve each other.

  10. lulu

    No tits or butt, manly jaw. Why should I care?

  11. Did you know she was born “Olivia Cockburn”? Just throwing that out there.

  12. Alex

    Women like funny, successful & straight guys. Simple.

  13. It's the kimkim, bitches

    Bang away, kids. Just, for the love of god, don’t get married!

  14. oneone

    Jason is one funny mf. Look the way he dresses. Fuuuuunyyyyy

  15. Mballs

    Who hasn’t she banged, anyways?

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    poppymoss
    Commented on this photo:

    I love how she’s dressed in the drabbest outfit she has and genuinely hiding her face here, but he’s wearing the brightest hat he could find in his baby brother’s closet… Sounds about right.

  17. crazypants

    The guy’s over six feet tall, funny, straight, full head of hair and has a little bit of money – that’ll get most guys laid left and right.

    Add in he’s on TV and in movies and it really is a no-brainer.

    Famous people (especially famous ladies) don’t fuck the non-famous. If you’re not an actor/rock star/sports hero – then you’re a billionaire – there’s nothing else.

  18. jacknasty

    He’s good looking, and when you factor in money and a sense of humor I can see the appeal

  19. Tanz

    This is a great sign for all guys that they have a chance… with the actual Olivia Wilde.

  20. forrest gump

    obviciously the smart fellows were out.

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    Haddo01
    Commented on this photo:

    Where’s the picture of them buying those two hats off homeless people?

  22. jules

    Yeah, but he has a really nice voice though, and did you see that Seven Minutes in Heaven with him? Cute

  23. anonym

    must be the personality.

    money and looks get old fast, unless the husband gives away the money and lets the wife fuck whomever she wants.
    plus, olivia probably makes more money than he does.

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