Olivia Wilde is Seriously Banging Jason Sudeikis

When Us Weekly reported that Jason Sudeikis and Olivia Wilde were dating, like pretty much everything on this site, I posted about it even though I was 90% positive it was bullshit. (Case in point: Is Russell Brand actually real, or did we all just imagine him? Discuss.) Except here’s the two of them together over the holiday weekend, so let’s all have fun attempting to reconcile the fact that a dude who wears this hat sticks his penis in Olivia Wilde. I’ve already duct taped my brain together after it cracked itself in two screaming, “MY LOGIC CENTER HAS BEEN FUCK-TONATED!”

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