Olivia Wilde in Flaunt

December 3rd, 2010 // 69 Comments

Thanks to the release of Tron: Legacy this month Olivia Wilde is pretty much everywhere you look, including the latest issue of Flaunt, a magazine by and for artistic self-gratifiers, which I pride myself on being. My technique has often been equated with Rembrandt, if not a younger Claude Monet during his sock and rubber band phase. I’d go further into detail, but it’d be folly to expect the hoi polloi to understand something as complex as a reverse stranger in a crowded hallway. It’s very… “Kafkaesque,” if you will.

Photos: Flaunt

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  1. bangable

    Gay.

  2. anonymous

    she’s hot but olivia’s got breasts like a bodybuilding man

  3. marquitos

    Nice!

  4. dude

    I love it when blow up dolls masturbate.

  5. Rico

    One of the best looking women in Hollywood right now.

  6. sal

    grossly overrated

  7. FattyFatty2X4

    That’s better Fish even if it’s 3 days old.

  8. saltydog

    she is way hot, but these pics are the best, she looks pretty generic here and too much like Meagn Fox

    • Dean

      She doesn’t look like Faux at all, she is natural beautiful with amazing smile, not buck teeth plastic swollen ugly.

  9. Reg

    What is up with the Al Bundy pose?

  10. pirate al

    this woman irritates me. she thinks she’s such hot shit. in fact, why does hollywood push women on us? i like curvy women you look like women…not like 12 year old boys. i’ll take kate winslet and rachel weisz over her any day.

  11. Bob

    Tron comes out today? It’s the 17th already?

  12. marie

    since I am curently doing my art history major, that I am a Kafka fan and I have the hots for Mademoiselle Wilde, I will say that this post gave me a complete and absolute woman-boner. thank you Superficial writer, thank yooooouuuu

    • McFeely Smackup

      There’s no such thing as a woman boner, it’s a myth like clitoris or female orgasm.

      And good luck with that Art History major. Just remember, when I order a non-fat mocha, that does NOT mean I want the sugar free chocolate syrup, you’ll do fine.

      • horn dog

        Haha McFeely yes indeed…or maybe she can land a sweet gig at the art history factory…
        And, sorry Fish but she looks like post-op tranny here….maybe she’s ready for reverse cowboy in a crowded hallway

      • Amy

        If the clit and orgasm were a myth, there wouldn’t be so many whore in the world.

      • Anon

        If you think the clitoris or female orgasm is a myth, you must be doing something terrible wrong.

      • Billy Seatsniffer

        I’ll never understand why people (usually chicks) pay good money to get worthless degrees. There’s a market for about a dozen art historians in the world, the rest are going to never work in that field.

        But I’m guessing she doesn’t intend to ever get a real job. She’s looking for a man to leech off of for the rest of her life.

      • Anon

        @Billy Seatsniffer

        Generally people who go to school for worthless degrees; don’t have to pay the toll when they graduate. I bet daddy’s paying for her to graduate and become unemployable. Good thing looks/tits/vag = man = money

      • Sarah

        Oh please! She could teach, freelance write, get a grad degree in museum studies or library science, use that art knowledge in public programs or non-profits, etc.

        And anyway, there’s no shame in being a housewife or, um, a barista.

        (That said, Marie, is it too late to switch to computer science? Seriously: think about it.)

        Back on topic, though, Olivia looks insanely hot in this pic.

      • Amy

        I was a history major–of course I went to law school. You could teach with an art history major I suppose. And honestly, all those unmarketable classes mostly had men in them. Men are suckers for philosophy, math, political science, crim justice, PR, and lots of other crappy degrees. They always start these classes with grand plans of going to Law School only to drink college away and work at Pizza Hut.

      • Blech

        The clitoris and female orgasm are myths?

        Wow, honey. Guess you didn’t know where to touch.

    • Dave

      Marie, keep posting… we need more lesbians here and less “I’d do her”s… well, unless you’d do her, then I want to hear about all the details. Oh yeah, and let’s hear more about your fantasies…

      • I’d do her(too lazy for a sock puppet or to change my profile name)

        seriously she’s nothing outstanding as far as hot chicks are concerned. and good for you Marie about your art history. although to a certain degree(no pun intended) it is sometimes practically worthless. but then again so are most degrees.

        Even if you are not gay doesn’t matter .

        anyway i hope you keep posting as well.

  13. boing

    she was hott in the OC

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    Andy
    Commented on this photo:

    And just like that, she’s no longer hot.

  15. McFeely Smackup

    She looks like her crotch itches.

    But whatever, I’m just glad Fish resisted the urge to headline this “Olivia Wilde TOPLESS!” and force me to correct him on what topless means.

  16. Anon

    How is looking frozen with your hand down your pants “redefining feminine wiles”?

  17. xanax in my beer

    How is a magazine cover considered celebrity gossip? I never understand posts like these. If it’s for the PICTURZ OF PRETTY GURLZ, A-HYUCK, you can find those anywhere.

  18. xuc

    COCKBURN

  19. burton

    this photo is raunchy and has no class, might as well be SKANK magazine, she looks like a whore and shes not that great looking, kinda average without the makeup.

  20. Paul Curtin

    Now, if you want to be all fancy shmancy about it (not to say greeeeek!), I’d say drop the “the” before “hoi polloi”.
    Redundant my dear, dreadfully redundant…really rather something we expect from hoi polloi.

    • nora

      thank you!!!!!! If people wanna quote in Greek just to look smart, they should at least quote it correctly, cause it has the opposite effect otherwise!

  21. Minerva Smelibut

    What an amateur lesbian. The fist doesn’t go in front, it’s meant to go up the butt’!

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    Ricks_Daddy
    Commented on this photo:

    White men love those skinny pale bitches, with NO tits…Huh?
    LMFBAO!

  23. Mel Gibson's Shrink

    I have to say I don’t understand why everybody makes a fuss over her. She has a God-awful jaw and an ugly forhead. Her face is too long and she has small boobs. The only really pretty thing she has is her eyes. Even my mom thinks she is gorgeous.. I just don’t get it.

  24. Olivia Wilde in Flaunt
    davezavu
    Commented on this photo:

    Just how long has she been rubbing that spot?

  25. sara

    She is stunning beautiful and talented!

  26. Robert

    Olivia is HOT!

  27. wim

    she tried to find the “Rope” of her tampon.

  28. Children of a rougher God

    Ill take OW in sweats and sans make up…You see where this is going, right?

  29. Olivia Wilde in Flaunt
    Andre
    Commented on this photo:

    I think this photo shoot proves she’d make an awesome Desire in the Sandman movie.

  30. Pangulin

    OMG, not this transvestite skank appearing on another website!
    Fish,Fish,Fish your standards continue to decline….first this ugly ass bitch and then a Lady CaCa post ? I think you have been spending too much time in front of your computer screen and need a vacation. Perhaps you should go somewhere that real beautiful women get naked or nearly so, Like Brazil or the Cote d’Azur and remind yourself what beautiful nude female bodies look like
    Just as a hint: Olivia Wilde isn’t it!.

    • Blech

      Lady CaCa! LOL!

      Olivia Wilde reminds me of female Olympic athletes. You know, the ones who start their careers at age four, skip over puberty and look like they’re a taller version of age four when they’re adults? With make-up?

  31. nik

    She is so hot!!!

  32. Santa's Daughter

    Here’s what she ACTUALLY look like:
    http://www.skinnyvscurvy.com/body-type-clothes/makeup-less-olivia-wilde-shorts.html

    These tranny pics do nothing for me. Give me Nina Dobrev, Jessica Lowndes, Sophia Bush, or Lucy Hale. Those are beautiful girls who look good even when in casual clothes and little to no makeup. This girl is damn overrated, but someone has decided she’s the next “IT” girl so we’ll be stuck with shit like this for a while.

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    musicman
    Commented on this photo:

    i’ve got an itch

  34. Olivia Wilde in Flaunt
    Lolabunny
    Commented on this photo:

    Yes! Still there.

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    Blech
    Commented on this photo:

    Ew.

  36. Olivia Wilde in Flaunt
    Blech
    Commented on this photo:

    Crabs will make you do that, Olivia.

  37. anonymous

    I would like to strangle a mountain ox now.

  38. Mama Pinkus

    creepy

  39. @BigBone

    it seems like u don’t have any teeth left if u think jessica lowndes is hot,
    did u see her body, her legs well? is that hot to u? for me with all my teeth it doesn’t, i can still have better.

    • Santa's Daughter

      Have you seen Olivia’s legs? HELLO????? Click on my link, she has the thickest nastiest legs I’ve ever seen on a thin girl.

  40. JollyJumJuck

    I first saw her in the short-lived series “The Black Donnellys.” She was hot in that show.

  41. Olivia Wilde in Flaunt
    Joey
    Commented on this photo:

    Love to put my hand there too…

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