Thanks to the release of Tron: Legacy this month Olivia Wilde is pretty much everywhere you look, including the latest issue of Flaunt, a magazine by and for artistic self-gratifiers, which I pride myself on being. My technique has often been equated with Rembrandt, if not a younger Claude Monet during his sock and rubber band phase. I’d go further into detail, but it’d be folly to expect the hoi polloi to understand something as complex as a reverse stranger in a crowded hallway. It’s very… “Kafkaesque,” if you will.
Photos: Flaunt
Gay.
Yeah, totally.
Girls are so gay. Especially hot in shape girls that have boobs……
Boobs are gay…..
i know, kayk – i’d rather see cocks any day.
She doesn’t have boobs, those are pecs. Her bulimic jaw and scrawny boy’s body appeal only to closeted homosexual males and pedophile.
she’s hot but olivia’s got breasts like a bodybuilding man
She IS a bodybuilding man.
Nice!
I love it when blow up dolls masturbate.
One of the best looking women in Hollywood right now.
grossly overrated
That’s better Fish even if it’s 3 days old.
she is way hot, but these pics are the best, she looks pretty generic here and too much like Meagn Fox
She doesn’t look like Faux at all, she is natural beautiful with amazing smile, not buck teeth plastic swollen ugly.
What is up with the Al Bundy pose?
I’m making sure my cock and balls are tucked correctly between my legs.
this woman irritates me. she thinks she’s such hot shit. in fact, why does hollywood push women on us? i like curvy women you look like women…not like 12 year old boys. i’ll take kate winslet and rachel weisz over her any day.
wow,your my hero of the day :))
Why? Because he likes them plain looking with wonky teeth?
no,not because of this :D
Tron comes out today? It’s the 17th already?
since I am curently doing my art history major, that I am a Kafka fan and I have the hots for Mademoiselle Wilde, I will say that this post gave me a complete and absolute woman-boner. thank you Superficial writer, thank yooooouuuu
There’s no such thing as a woman boner, it’s a myth like clitoris or female orgasm.
And good luck with that Art History major. Just remember, when I order a non-fat mocha, that does NOT mean I want the sugar free chocolate syrup, you’ll do fine.
Haha McFeely yes indeed…or maybe she can land a sweet gig at the art history factory…
And, sorry Fish but she looks like post-op tranny here….maybe she’s ready for reverse cowboy in a crowded hallway
If the clit and orgasm were a myth, there wouldn’t be so many whore in the world.
If you think the clitoris or female orgasm is a myth, you must be doing something terrible wrong.
I’ll never understand why people (usually chicks) pay good money to get worthless degrees. There’s a market for about a dozen art historians in the world, the rest are going to never work in that field.
But I’m guessing she doesn’t intend to ever get a real job. She’s looking for a man to leech off of for the rest of her life.
@Billy Seatsniffer
Generally people who go to school for worthless degrees; don’t have to pay the toll when they graduate. I bet daddy’s paying for her to graduate and become unemployable. Good thing looks/tits/vag = man = money
Oh please! She could teach, freelance write, get a grad degree in museum studies or library science, use that art knowledge in public programs or non-profits, etc.
And anyway, there’s no shame in being a housewife or, um, a barista.
(That said, Marie, is it too late to switch to computer science? Seriously: think about it.)
Back on topic, though, Olivia looks insanely hot in this pic.
I was a history major–of course I went to law school. You could teach with an art history major I suppose. And honestly, all those unmarketable classes mostly had men in them. Men are suckers for philosophy, math, political science, crim justice, PR, and lots of other crappy degrees. They always start these classes with grand plans of going to Law School only to drink college away and work at Pizza Hut.
The clitoris and female orgasm are myths?
Wow, honey. Guess you didn’t know where to touch.
Marie, keep posting… we need more lesbians here and less “I’d do her”s… well, unless you’d do her, then I want to hear about all the details. Oh yeah, and let’s hear more about your fantasies…
I’d do her(too lazy for a sock puppet or to change my profile name)
seriously she’s nothing outstanding as far as hot chicks are concerned. and good for you Marie about your art history. although to a certain degree(no pun intended) it is sometimes practically worthless. but then again so are most degrees.
Even if you are not gay doesn’t matter .
anyway i hope you keep posting as well.
she was hott in the OC
And just like that, she’s no longer hot.
She looks like her crotch itches.
But whatever, I’m just glad Fish resisted the urge to headline this “Olivia Wilde TOPLESS!” and force me to correct him on what topless means.
How is looking frozen with your hand down your pants “redefining feminine wiles”?
How is a magazine cover considered celebrity gossip? I never understand posts like these. If it’s for the PICTURZ OF PRETTY GURLZ, A-HYUCK, you can find those anywhere.
COCKBURN
this photo is raunchy and has no class, might as well be SKANK magazine, she looks like a whore and shes not that great looking, kinda average without the makeup.
Now, if you want to be all fancy shmancy about it (not to say greeeeek!), I’d say drop the “the” before “hoi polloi”.
Redundant my dear, dreadfully redundant…really rather something we expect from hoi polloi.
thank you!!!!!! If people wanna quote in Greek just to look smart, they should at least quote it correctly, cause it has the opposite effect otherwise!
What an amateur lesbian. The fist doesn’t go in front, it’s meant to go up the butt’!
White men love those skinny pale bitches, with NO tits…Huh?
LMFBAO!
I have to say I don’t understand why everybody makes a fuss over her. She has a God-awful jaw and an ugly forhead. Her face is too long and she has small boobs. The only really pretty thing she has is her eyes. Even my mom thinks she is gorgeous.. I just don’t get it.
Just how long has she been rubbing that spot?
She is stunning beautiful and talented!
Olivia is HOT!
she tried to find the “Rope” of her tampon.
Ill take OW in sweats and sans make up…You see where this is going, right?
I think this photo shoot proves she’d make an awesome Desire in the Sandman movie.
OMG, not this transvestite skank appearing on another website!
Fish,Fish,Fish your standards continue to decline….first this ugly ass bitch and then a Lady CaCa post ? I think you have been spending too much time in front of your computer screen and need a vacation. Perhaps you should go somewhere that real beautiful women get naked or nearly so, Like Brazil or the Cote d’Azur and remind yourself what beautiful nude female bodies look like
Just as a hint: Olivia Wilde isn’t it!.
Lady CaCa! LOL!
Olivia Wilde reminds me of female Olympic athletes. You know, the ones who start their careers at age four, skip over puberty and look like they’re a taller version of age four when they’re adults? With make-up?
She is so hot!!!
Here’s what she ACTUALLY look like:
http://www.skinnyvscurvy.com/body-type-clothes/makeup-less-olivia-wilde-shorts.html
These tranny pics do nothing for me. Give me Nina Dobrev, Jessica Lowndes, Sophia Bush, or Lucy Hale. Those are beautiful girls who look good even when in casual clothes and little to no makeup. This girl is damn overrated, but someone has decided she’s the next “IT” girl so we’ll be stuck with shit like this for a while.
She is amazing, naturally beautiful girl. Actually she can act as well.
do u think nina who? and lucy hale look HOTTER than olivia???
u must be kidding.
jessica lowndes and sophia bush are fat, not HOT.
Justin, sell me the meth your on. You don’t have any teeth left do you? I’ve see n that shit firsthand, and I’m telling you that if you think that Jessica lowndes is not hot, just let the dentist pull out all your diseased teath. Get some taste man, c’mon!!
This is Nina Dobrev:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_hSmKPNQ-B3k/THvwdaqZ4CI/AAAAAAAADUQ/4gxpXY0yxBQ/s1600/nina+dobrev+emmys.jpg
I win.
i’ve got an itch
Yes! Still there.
Ew.
Crabs will make you do that, Olivia.
I would like to strangle a mountain ox now.
creepy
it seems like u don’t have any teeth left if u think jessica lowndes is hot,
did u see her body, her legs well? is that hot to u? for me with all my teeth it doesn’t, i can still have better.
Have you seen Olivia’s legs? HELLO????? Click on my link, she has the thickest nastiest legs I’ve ever seen on a thin girl.
Olivia is not thin or skinny but she is HOT HOT HOT even with those legs! Gorgeous!!!
I first saw her in the short-lived series “The Black Donnellys.” She was hot in that show.
Love to put my hand there too…