Olivia Wilde in Flaunt

Thanks to the release of Tron: Legacy this month Olivia Wilde is pretty much everywhere you look, including the latest issue of Flaunt, a magazine by and for artistic self-gratifiers, which I pride myself on being. My technique has often been equated with Rembrandt, if not a younger Claude Monet during his sock and rubber band phase. I’d go further into detail, but it’d be folly to expect the hoi polloi to understand something as complex as a reverse stranger in a crowded hallway. It’s very… “Kafkaesque,” if you will.

Photos: Flaunt