Olivia Wilde went to the beach in LA yesterday and as much as I’ve fawned about her hotness in the past, these pics are a tad underwhelming compared to, oh I dunno, this. (Just a tad though.) Now some people might say that’s because Hollywood, the media and sites like The Superficial foster unobtainable expectations of what women are supposed to look like, but that’s just crazy talk. If I had that kind of power, you people would be mowing my yard and bringing me delicious sandwiches. No, seriously, I don’t give a shit about building a perfect utopia where the non-aesthetically pleasing are cast off a cliff like the days of Ancient Greece, FACILITATE MY LETHARGY.
Photos: Pacific Coast News
justme | August 25, 2010 at 2:35 pm
Cheers to life
Mr. Nice Guy | August 25, 2010 at 9:45 pm
She is very boring :-(
dudeatdudedotdude | August 26, 2010 at 10:21 am
idk she’s like kelly ripa without the penisbutton
Chad | August 27, 2010 at 9:30 pm
Looks more like Conan Obrian to me!
donl | August 25, 2010 at 2:38 pm
first
jay | August 25, 2010 at 3:39 pm
no your not
donl | August 25, 2010 at 2:39 pm
i’d lick her nips
DEATH BY STONING IN HOLLYWOOD | August 25, 2010 at 2:43 pm
SHE HAS ALWAYS BEEN SCARY AND COLD-LOOKING
Deacon Jones | August 25, 2010 at 2:45 pm
Looks good to me, though I’d prefer some bigger tits on her.
thunderstud | August 25, 2010 at 3:57 pm
Hells, yes!
Deacon Jones | August 25, 2010 at 2:45 pm
(aaaaaaand cue angry black woman’s response about her figure……NOW)
donl | August 25, 2010 at 2:57 pm
black women are fat
ilikesake | August 25, 2010 at 3:34 pm
Annnnd cue the cum hungry white dickheads
Turd Ferguson | August 25, 2010 at 6:00 pm
haha, so true.
Mathias | August 25, 2010 at 2:50 pm
She’s got less of a horse face in these pictures, though. I like ‘em.
poop | August 25, 2010 at 2:51 pm
I would love to put my lips around her little butt hole and suck out one of her cute little turds. I just hope her stool is really soft and she farts as it comes out and i get poo freckles at the end.
SpaghettiCat | August 25, 2010 at 7:15 pm
What the hell is wrong with you? lol
The Laughing G-d | August 25, 2010 at 9:00 pm
poop, you sir are nasty, wait nasty is a step up from where you are currently.
Deacon Jones | August 26, 2010 at 9:09 am
I think it’s Parker personally. He’s taking it to the next level.
Queef | August 26, 2010 at 12:05 pm
I wonder if her anus is nice and pink or filthy brown.
Jen | August 26, 2010 at 2:40 pm
LOL. there is something wrong with you.
Me again | August 25, 2010 at 2:59 pm
Men just like women. They don’t seem to care as much about size and shape as woman are told they do. Nice to see this illustrated here. From Olivia to Christina hendricks.
Am I right to say as long as she isn’t obeast or whisper thin you guys will “tap it” ?
Very educational.
The Pict | August 25, 2010 at 3:18 pm
Who says whisper thin is off the table? Or, after a sixer or two, beastly?
dudeatdudedotdude | August 25, 2010 at 3:54 pm
amen, anorexier is anorsexier
oooaaahhh | August 25, 2010 at 3:01 pm
Looks to me like she gained afew pounds and has stopped going to the gym. Nothing that 1 month of getting in shape wouldn’t fix. Those GC pics are nice.
po0pie | August 25, 2010 at 3:08 pm
NEXT!!!!
poopoo | August 25, 2010 at 3:08 pm
her head’s so big
donl | August 25, 2010 at 3:10 pm
so is mine
FrankNfrtr | August 25, 2010 at 3:13 pm
It takes a very, very special woman to go makeup free, romp in the surf and get her hair completely soaked while still looking magazine cover perfect.
Ms. Wilde is very pretty, but she is not that woman.
If you ever find her please post the pictures ASAP.
Drew | August 25, 2010 at 3:24 pm
I was going to reply to this post with the assumption you were going to go off about how amazing she looks all natural… then I read the rest and you pretty much agreed with me.
Well played sir, well played indeed.
Yer Mom | August 25, 2010 at 3:42 pm
Yea, girlfriend looks rough without makeup. Yikes.
Carl | August 25, 2010 at 3:41 pm
She looks fantastic. Don’t change a thing 13.
refried | August 25, 2010 at 3:56 pm
underwhelming? you’re nuts. She looks spectacular. Also, two thumbs up for not getting bolt ons like every other retarded female celeb. Go with what you got. Fake tits and tattoos are terrible.
salsa | August 25, 2010 at 4:10 pm
What a fine specimen of the female gender.
Willie Dixon | August 25, 2010 at 4:13 pm
I understand the site is called the superficial and all, but any dude who saw this girl on their beach would be staring. This is the first time I thought her body looked cute. I don’t usually dig skinny. But I think she looks great with a little softness…gives her nice hips and thighs. Yum!
Mr. Nice Guy | August 25, 2010 at 9:47 pm
Nobody would look twice, unless to comment on her male body.
Apostate | August 25, 2010 at 4:38 pm
Scrumptious as always.
The MAN | August 25, 2010 at 7:59 pm
I would provide her a sticky and messy cream pie!
Urbanspaceman | August 25, 2010 at 7:59 pm
She’s a goddess!
dudeatdudedotdude | August 25, 2010 at 8:29 pm
love her ass but the face is very average
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Matt | August 25, 2010 at 11:38 pm
She so pretty she makes the clock stop ticking.
captain america | August 25, 2010 at 11:57 pm
why is it ordinary americans won’t fit it?
Taz | August 26, 2010 at 12:00 am
See her naked in the movie Alpha Dog
Marcus | August 26, 2010 at 2:12 am
Really? I don’t remember her in that..
Alli Watermelon | August 26, 2010 at 12:51 am
She’s gained a couple pounds and it looks great. I think she looks healthy and think her little boobies are kinda cute lol.
Queef | August 26, 2010 at 12:07 pm
I love all boobies as long as they are real.
Nik | August 26, 2010 at 1:44 am
lol at first i thought the “underwhelming” comment was just about her natural look in the bikini
Then i realized that there was a slight weight gain but i really don’t notice that much of a difference, especially with that pic of Karissa Shannon to the right
now that’s how all women should look like! uh-oh, i think i’m furthering the unobtainable expectation on woman
Perez Hilton Has AIDS | August 26, 2010 at 1:45 am
That’s one hot bitch. I’d go down on her. Heck, I’d probably even lick her asshole.
Rhialto | August 26, 2010 at 3:40 am
That looks like a healthy girl isn’t it? Where’s the hammer and sickle?
boogeyman King Dong | August 26, 2010 at 3:49 am
Is this girl available for propaganda projects?
juaquin ingles | August 26, 2010 at 5:16 am
She’s cute but dumb as a bag of hair.
Jimmy | August 26, 2010 at 6:19 am
Her figure is awesome, and her breasts are great. I like ‘em natural, and I’m glad that, in the industry she’s in, she hasn’t gotten implants.
Dave | August 26, 2010 at 7:35 am
She needs to get pregnant so those boobs fill out
Ali Larter getting pregnant has done wonders for her boobs
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josh | August 26, 2010 at 10:42 am
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SHADE | August 26, 2010 at 11:15 am
I really dont give a FUCK about Olivia Wilde in a bikini… How about some more frequent posts about newsworthy stuff?
Alli Watermelon | August 26, 2010 at 12:00 pm
Try CNN.com you dipshit.
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Banana | August 26, 2010 at 12:44 pm
The bikini is fug, and her body is meh imo. But she is still sexy bc she is so comfortable in her own skin. She would turn heads for that reason alone. That is the true secret to being sexy. She’s got it!
juaquin ingles | August 28, 2010 at 11:38 am
Too bad most chicks “comfortable in their own skin” weigh 300lbs.
j | August 26, 2010 at 11:43 pm
Why stop there? I’d lick her ’til there was nothing left.
horsefaceskank | August 27, 2010 at 3:38 am
great figure ….natural …
but that face sorry ..another blockheadbitch
Doc Schweinstrudel | August 27, 2010 at 6:42 am
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First of all. If the guy (House)is an asshole is something -there is no deep down inside good, wonderful person. An asshole is an asshole -in everything. That”s a little truthfulness factor.
I do watch every single episopde of the show – because of Jesse Spencer.
I am obsessed. He is gorgeous. Pussydrooling all over.
This bisexual character that OW playes is just a beaten subject. Who cares how out of ordinary you get after watching weird asian stuff (2girls one cup)
AT the end of the day all you want to be with a normal person.
garrybrahmin | August 28, 2010 at 1:49 am
I just hope that his stools are very soft, and she farts it out and I get freckles poo at the end.
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