Olivia Wilde in a Bikini

August 25th, 2010 // 111 Comments

Olivia Wilde went to the beach in LA yesterday and as much as I’ve fawned about her hotness in the past, these pics are a tad underwhelming compared to, oh I dunno, this. (Just a tad though.) Now some people might say that’s because Hollywood, the media and sites like The Superficial foster unobtainable expectations of what women are supposed to look like, but that’s just crazy talk. If I had that kind of power, you people would be mowing my yard and bringing me delicious sandwiches. No, seriously, I don’t give a shit about building a perfect utopia where the non-aesthetically pleasing are cast off a cliff like the days of Ancient Greece, FACILITATE MY LETHARGY.

Photos: Pacific Coast News


  1. The MAN

    I would provide her a sticky and messy cream pie!

  2. Urbanspaceman

    She’s a goddess!

  3. Olivia Wilde Bikini
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    I honestly don’t understand the appeal of this woman: weird square face, no boobs, no hips, flat ass… and I am not even into curvy girls.

  4. love her ass but the face is very average

  5. Olivia Wilde Bikini
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    Olivia, you are the love of my life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ……just perfect!!

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  7. Matt

    She so pretty she makes the clock stop ticking.

  8. captain america

    why is it ordinary americans won’t fit it?

  9. Taz

    See her naked in the movie Alpha Dog

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    Dorian Gray
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    Her figure is a tad straight up & down, but props to her for not going the fake titty route.

  11. Alli Watermelon

    She’s gained a couple pounds and it looks great. I think she looks healthy and think her little boobies are kinda cute lol.

  12. Olivia Wilde Bikini
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    What the fuck ever. I saw this chick on Conan and she is ridiculously hot. These are untouched and without makeup. There’s a reason she’s married to some sort of Prince bullshit.

  13. Nik

    lol at first i thought the “underwhelming” comment was just about her natural look in the bikini

    Then i realized that there was a slight weight gain but i really don’t notice that much of a difference, especially with that pic of Karissa Shannon to the right

    now that’s how all women should look like! uh-oh, i think i’m furthering the unobtainable expectation on woman

  14. That’s one hot bitch. I’d go down on her. Heck, I’d probably even lick her asshole.

  15. Rhialto

    That looks like a healthy girl isn’t it? Where’s the hammer and sickle?

  16. Olivia Wilde Bikini
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    She is ridiculously hot.

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  18. juaquin ingles

    She’s cute but dumb as a bag of hair.

  19. Jimmy

    Her figure is awesome, and her breasts are great. I like ‘em natural, and I’m glad that, in the industry she’s in, she hasn’t gotten implants.

  20. Olivia Wilde Bikini
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    she needs boobies

  21. Dave

    She needs to get pregnant so those boobs fill out

    Ali Larter getting pregnant has done wonders for her boobs

  22. Olivia Wilde Bikini
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    i will always love olivia wilde

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  24. Olivia Wilde Bikini
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    sorry folks, there’s nothing out of shape about her. nor is she too skinny. nice try though.

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    She should at least buy moderate-sized tits. She can afford it.

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  27. josh

    hot piece of ass

  28. SHADE

    I really dont give a FUCK about Olivia Wilde in a bikini… How about some more frequent posts about newsworthy stuff?

  29. Banana

    The bikini is fug, and her body is meh imo. But she is still sexy bc she is so comfortable in her own skin. She would turn heads for that reason alone. That is the true secret to being sexy. She’s got it!

  30. Olivia Wilde Bikini
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    Olivia tá muito gata e gostosa com esse biquini verde! ela tem o corpo lindo! queria chupar e lamber a barriga dela todinha!

    • eva

      nada a veeer! Esse biquini dela tem uma cor muito feia! O rosto dela nessa foto ta horrivel, ela nao tem peito nenhum e provavelmente nao tem bunda nenhuma tambem! Achava ela bonita antes, mas depois dessas fotos mudei completamente de ideia!

  31. Olivia Wilde Bikini
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    Yeah… I’ll take Britney, thank you.

  32. j

    Why stop there? I’d lick her ’til there was nothing left.

  33. horsefaceskank

    great figure ….natural …
    but that face sorry ..another blockheadbitch

  34. Doc Schweinstrudel

    That show, House MD illustrates just about all that is wrong with Holliwood and it’s schizophrenic standards.

    First of all. If the guy (House)is an asshole is something -there is no deep down inside good, wonderful person. An asshole is an asshole -in everything. That”s a little truthfulness factor.

    I do watch every single episopde of the show – because of Jesse Spencer.
    I am obsessed. He is gorgeous. Pussydrooling all over.

    This bisexual character that OW playes is just a beaten subject. Who cares how out of ordinary you get after watching weird asian stuff (2girls one cup)
    AT the end of the day all you want to be with a normal person.

  35. Olivia Wilde Bikini
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    where are her bobs ? :D

  36. Olivia Wilde Bikini
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    ta kobieta nie ma cycków -.-

  37. Olivia Wilde Bikini
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    it doesnt even look like shes wearing any makeup, and shes still hot as hell.

  38. Olivia Wilde Bikini
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    who cares? She’s wild :)

  39. I just hope that his stools are very soft, and she farts it out and I get freckles poo at the end.


  40. Olivia Wilde Bikini
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    Is that an appendectomy scar? You can only see it in the first pic, though.

  41. Olivia Wilde Bikini
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    um, gee olivia, botox much? LOL

  42. Olivia Wilde Bikini
    The Listener
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    She looks okay.

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  44. fdsfgv

    At the same time more and more interested in Hollywood stars have begun wearing such sunglasses. Thus began sunglasses are widely popular in the masses. Pilot-style sunglasses became ever so classic.

  45. Olivia Wilde Bikini
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    She is so insanely pretty. It’s unreal.

  46. Olivia Wilde Bikini
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    where? she doesn’t have boobs at all..

  47. Olivia Wilde Bikini
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    ooooh cellulite..

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  49. Olivia Wilde Bikini
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    Dude, all girls have it and any girl would love to have that much cellulite with that lighting.

    The real issue here is that Olivia is a goddamn hero for protecting the coast against Godzilla.

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