Olivia Wilde in a Bikini

Olivia Wilde went to the beach in LA yesterday and as much as I’ve fawned about her hotness in the past, these pics are a tad underwhelming compared to, oh I dunno, this. (Just a tad though.) Now some people might say that’s because Hollywood, the media and sites like The Superficial foster unobtainable expectations of what women are supposed to look like, but that’s just crazy talk. If I had that kind of power, you people would be mowing my yard and bringing me delicious sandwiches. No, seriously, I don’t give a shit about building a perfect utopia where the non-aesthetically pleasing are cast off a cliff like the days of Ancient Greece, FACILITATE MY LETHARGY.

Photos: Pacific Coast News