Olivia Wilde Defends Kim Kardashian’s Divorce

For some reason (Drugs. I’m going with drugs.) Olivia Wilde felt a special kinship with Kim Kardashian last night despite the fact one of their marriages lasted several years and was actually legitimate, while the other was a 72-day cash grab built on wanton whoreduggery. Page Six reports:

“I empathize. It’s not easy. It’s the hardest thing in the world. People judge you because divorce is seen as failure. [Kim] took a risk. No one should be attacking her. Our attention should be focused on things that are truly scandalous.”

If I say like all this Penn State coverage, will she get wet in the pants?

I’m going to go out on a limb here and say Olivia Wilde has no fucking clue who Kim Kardashian is. She simply looked back at her own divorce and applied it to this situation not realizing she was asked about a soulless ass-husk of a furbeast solely concerned with the acquisition of money, attention and the occasional black penis. In fact, someone should probably make sure Olivia never finds out who Kim is, or else we’ll have to put her on suicide watch. “Oh, shit, they meant Pee Woman? Gimme those pills.”

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