Olivia Wilde’s With Bradley Cooper Now. Why Not?

May 25th, 2011 // 37 Comments

When we last left Olivia Wilde she was having sex with Justin Timberlake, but in her defense, hasn’t everybody? Amirite? Right? *holds up hand for high-five* Guys? — Eh, you’re all dicks. Anyway, she’s reportedly dating Bradley Cooper now, and the two were “inseparable” over the weekend if you haven’t seen the 8,000 breathless reports this morning. Via Page Six:

Cooper and Wilde were inseparable at Monday night’s Bing-sponsored Cinema Society party, sitting next to each other in a VIP booth, and later headed to the rooftop of the Standard, staying away from other partygoers with a small group of friends. They left together just before 1 a.m.
… Wilde and Cooper were also spotted flirting at the “Saturday Night Live” after-party over the weekend, where she also hung out with Timberlake and “Black Swan” star Mila Kunis. A spy at the 30 Rock party told us, “It looked like Olivia was friendly with Justin, but flirting with Bradley.” Cooper’s and Wilde’s reps didn’t get back to us.

Later, when they were so totally done flirting, she handed Bradley a note that said, “Will you be my boyfriend? Yes or No.” and he totally circled yes, you guys. Like totes more than just friends. Totes more.

And that’s what it’s like to write for Page Six. The End.

Photos: Splash News

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  1. God is Black

    I don’t find her attractive especially pic#1, eat a lemon?Pic#3 is better but she’s weird looking like V -could be a lizard under that human suit……….

  2. Crabby Old Guy

    She has that razor-thin line of strikingly hot/auditioning for a circus act look (well, from the shoulders up, anyway – everything below that point is consistently “oh Hell YES”).

  3. the captain

    HERPES rules in the L.A.-area since paris fucked him……….

  4. Deacon Jones

    The fact that half of Hollywood isn’t dead by now from fucking everyone else is beyond me

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    Ponkur
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    Giant man jaw. I’ve never understood how that that’s attractive for some.

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    Allie Reno
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    That’s one ugly suit.

  7. Venom

    I don’t see anything special about this chick.
    She is a 7/10 at best.

  8. Girl’s gotta build a resume somehow…

  9. Can’t blame Olivia for getting with Bradley, that guy just does it for me…side note, Olivia’s cheeks and jawline are starting to remind me of Keira Knighley’s and I’m not sure that’s a good thing.

  10. NeNe

    Wow! She certainly gets around.

    @:Deacon Jones: You made a very good point.

  11. The Lord Almighty

    Another strong contender in the hot body/weird face contest.

  12. cc

    Well, to be fair, she got married when she was what, 12? So, she’s probably learned something from that. I mean, apart from how to take a prince to the cleaners.

  13. Mandy

    UGH. Why do girls make this face??

  14. Titsxoxo

    WE MADE UP THE WORD TOTES. FROM TORONTO CANADA BITCHESSSS!!!!!!

  15. NTT

    She looks like the freaky-eyed lady in that David Lynch movie, Wild Heart.

    BLAH!

  16. NTT

    Google actress Grace Zabriskie and this is what Olivia will look like when she is older. Scary!

  17. Burrito Supreme

    Is that a Chipolte burrito in your pants, or are you happy to see me?

  18. stratacat

    LOL @Bing!

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    Audrey Jo
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    Humm… kinda good fit, since they both look a little bit… emptyly gorgeous: Barbie and Ken.

  20. MrsPlant

    SHE LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE ANGELINA JOLIE IN THAT PICTURE. HOW HAS NOBODY MENTIONED THIS YET??

  21. anonym

    what’s up with her sucked in cheeks?

  22. The Pope of Cleveland

    She wants to be Angelina so bad that she had to go out and get her own Brad!

  23. BradsPittHair

    Hop-n-pop-one-off. BEARD BEARD BEARD. Shes the new Chinnifer Anuston.

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    bassackwards
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    She’s still a worthless Libtard Looser…

  25. Arzach

    Justin Timberlake and now Bradley Cooper, does she has a thing for non-masculine guys?

  26. Two Armed Guy

    No Olivia! We’re supposed to be together D:

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