Olivia Wilde’s With Bradley Cooper Now. Why Not?

When we last left Olivia Wilde she was having sex with Justin Timberlake, but in her defense, hasn’t everybody? Amirite? Right? *holds up hand for high-five* Guys? — Eh, you’re all dicks. Anyway, she’s reportedly dating Bradley Cooper now, and the two were “inseparable” over the weekend if you haven’t seen the 8,000 breathless reports this morning. Via Page Six:

Cooper and Wilde were inseparable at Monday night’s Bing-sponsored Cinema Society party, sitting next to each other in a VIP booth, and later headed to the rooftop of the Standard, staying away from other partygoers with a small group of friends. They left together just before 1 a.m.
… Wilde and Cooper were also spotted flirting at the “Saturday Night Live” after-party over the weekend, where she also hung out with Timberlake and “Black Swan” star Mila Kunis. A spy at the 30 Rock party told us, “It looked like Olivia was friendly with Justin, but flirting with Bradley.” Cooper’s and Wilde’s reps didn’t get back to us.

Later, when they were so totally done flirting, she handed Bradley a note that said, “Will you be my boyfriend? Yes or No.” and he totally circled yes, you guys. Like totes more than just friends. Totes more.

And that’s what it’s like to write for Page Six. The End.

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