When we last left Olivia Wilde she was having sex with Justin Timberlake, but in her defense, hasn’t everybody? Amirite? Right? *holds up hand for high-five* Guys? — Eh, you’re all dicks. Anyway, she’s reportedly dating Bradley Cooper now, and the two were “inseparable” over the weekend if you haven’t seen the 8,000 breathless reports this morning. Via Page Six:
Cooper and Wilde were inseparable at Monday night’s Bing-sponsored Cinema Society party, sitting next to each other in a VIP booth, and later headed to the rooftop of the Standard, staying away from other partygoers with a small group of friends. They left together just before 1 a.m.
… Wilde and Cooper were also spotted flirting at the “Saturday Night Live” after-party over the weekend, where she also hung out with Timberlake and “Black Swan” star Mila Kunis. A spy at the 30 Rock party told us, “It looked like Olivia was friendly with Justin, but flirting with Bradley.” Cooper’s and Wilde’s reps didn’t get back to us.
Later, when they were so totally done flirting, she handed Bradley a note that said, “Will you be my boyfriend? Yes or No.” and he totally circled yes, you guys. Like totes more than just friends. Totes more.
And that’s what it’s like to write for Page Six. The End.
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I don’t find her attractive especially pic#1, eat a lemon?Pic#3 is better but she’s weird looking like V -could be a lizard under that human suit……….
She has that razor-thin line of strikingly hot/auditioning for a circus act look (well, from the shoulders up, anyway – everything below that point is consistently “oh Hell YES”).
“Circus act look” WTF is that?Please enlighten me,the chick that leads the Elephants out?Huh?
HERPES rules in the L.A.-area since paris fucked him……….
Who?
The fact that half of Hollywood isn’t dead by now from fucking everyone else is beyond me
Giant man jaw. I’ve never understood how that that’s attractive for some.
I totally agree. She’s fugly.
I don’t think so.
That’s one ugly suit.
I don’t see anything special about this chick.
She is a 7/10 at best.
Girl’s gotta build a resume somehow…
Can’t blame Olivia for getting with Bradley, that guy just does it for me…side note, Olivia’s cheeks and jawline are starting to remind me of Keira Knighley’s and I’m not sure that’s a good thing.
*Knightley
Why in the world does Bradley do it for you? WHY?!?
He really isn’t attractive and acts like a douche.
Piss off, don’t ruin it for me lol… I don’t know about his personality, I’ve never actually seen him in interviews, but his eyes and smile kill me and I just find him very sexy.
dddd
Wow! She certainly gets around.
@:Deacon Jones: You made a very good point.
Another strong contender in the hot body/weird face contest.
Well, to be fair, she got married when she was what, 12? So, she’s probably learned something from that. I mean, apart from how to take a prince to the cleaners.
UGH. Why do girls make this face??
WE MADE UP THE WORD TOTES. FROM TORONTO CANADA BITCHESSSS!!!!!!
She looks like the freaky-eyed lady in that David Lynch movie, Wild Heart.
BLAH!
Google actress Grace Zabriskie and this is what Olivia will look like when she is older. Scary!
Or you can just say “Susan’s mother from Seinfeld” or “Bill Paxton’s mother from Big Love” and we’ll know.
Thank you.
Is that a Chipolte burrito in your pants, or are you happy to see me?
LOL @Bing!
Humm… kinda good fit, since they both look a little bit… emptyly gorgeous: Barbie and Ken.
SHE LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE ANGELINA JOLIE IN THAT PICTURE. HOW HAS NOBODY MENTIONED THIS YET??
Uhhh… Cause she doesn’t?
what’s up with her sucked in cheeks?
She wants to be Angelina so bad that she had to go out and get her own Brad!
Hop-n-pop-one-off. BEARD BEARD BEARD. Shes the new Chinnifer Anuston.
She’s still a worthless Libtard Looser…
Justin Timberlake and now Bradley Cooper, does she has a thing for non-masculine guys?
No Olivia! We’re supposed to be together D: