Olivia Munn Got Naked For PETA Again
After her last campaign inexplicably worked, which had to be a first for PETA, Olivia Munn debuted another nude ad yesterday because apparently she’s going to keep getting naked until every animal on the planet is safe from harm if not seated in positions of power throughout our government.
SENATOR SQUIRREL: I demand lower taxes on acorns!
CONGRESSMAN BEAR: All well and good, but what of my proposal to eat babies?
SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE SASQUATCH: I second the congressman’s motion, but with the caveat that these babies be required to carry candy consisting of chocolate and nougat.
CONGRESSMAN BEAR: Hear hear!
It’s all over for us now.