Olivia Munn’s Breasts Dare Challenge Gwyneth Paltrow?!

While Gwyneth Paltrow went the more subtle route of vestigial side-yam pageantry, here’s Olivia Munn going the plebeian whore route with her non-Oscar-winning tittery all a flutter. Did she think her blasphemy would go unnoticed? Was she under the impression this mockery would stand? Well, she was wrong, and may God have mercy on Olivia Munn’s soul when she sees the pie pun Gwyneth Paltrow will pay an intern to write as vaguely as possible. They’ll ban her from the Quinoa Guild for sure. It’s only a matter of when now.

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