Olivia Munn Choking a Chicken

To promote her new sitcom Perfect Couples, Olivia Munn stopped by AOL offices yesterday where she apparently consented to posing for the photo up top. Had I known her promotional appearances included just showing up places and firmly grasping random objects, I probably would’ve made more of an effort to defend her vagina from conservative watchdog groups. Or just lied and said my basement is a soundstage for Oprah. Which it is. Where do you think all the porn, LEGOs and malt liquor comes from? She literally can’t get enough of the stuff, and frankly, we’re concerned it’s affecting her work. I’ve said too much.

Photos: Ben Trivett, Getty, Splash News

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