Olivia Munn’s Bikini Will Heal The Children

September 6th, 2011 // 26 Comments

Olivia Munn played in the Hollywood Domino Golf Tournament in Puerto Rico over the weekend (Sexy golf pics here.) which apparently benefits La Fundacion A-Mar, a local charity that aids child burn victims. So naturally Olivia stripped down to a bikini and posed in the sand because you know what else heals little kids? Boners. Or at least that’s what this entry from Michael Jackson‘s journal says. Granted, it’s mostly just a drawing of Peter Pan fighting pirates with his giant erection, I think the deeper message is that the pirates represent sickness while Peter represents Michael’s wish for every child to fly their boners into his face. It’s all very metaphorical.

Photos: Getty


  1. Sam Flores

    Bunch of damn virgins in here saying “meh” about her……Whatever, piss off virgins, she’s really pretty and that’s that.

  2. Matcher

    Olivia Munn could empty her bladder on me.

  3. Olivia Munn Bikini
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    Wake me up when she takes the skirt off…

  4. krutboo

    she is a piece of ass with a good sense of humor. if you are not into such a creature, then you obviously enjoy a penis from time to time.

    • loaner boner

      A good sense of humor? Why? Because she’ll say the word “pussy” and burp in public?? Ah yeah, she’s sooooo cool. It’s an act, morons.
      And yes, of course the average dude would do her in a second, but we have fun knocking these famewhores down a peg or two. Do I really have to explain what this site is all about? Eh, fuck it. And, fuck off, tough guy “I’d do ‘er so ya’ll are all gay” dumbfucks. Go to sportsbybrooks where you belong.

    • Frank Burns

      As opposed to you, who enjoys penis constantly?

  5. The haters are nuts. I get it that this place is called The Superficial and all, but it’s not like she’s effing Kathy Griffin. You guys really need to stop looking at porn.

  6. kimmykimkim

    Yeah, I’d slap around those sandbags if given the opportunity. Well, they’re actually closer to hackey sacks but whatever. Words and shit…

  7. Olivia Munn Bikini
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    An unremarkable woman. That’s not to say I wouldn’t do the deed with her if I found her in my bed.

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  9. Olivia Munn Bikini
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    Isht she likke fucking Chris Pine or isnt Chris Pine fucking her? How come most men have such bad taste?

  10. forrest gump

    well, it is helpful to me………..

  11. whooptydooo

    It’s about damn time she just posed nude or put out a sex tape. For the love of god show the world your boobies already!!!!!!!!!!!!

  12. Olivia Munn Bikini
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    This performance art piece is entitled “Giving Lance Armstrong a Handjob.”

  13. Olivia Munn Bikini
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    Will she just fucking get naked already so the world can forget she exists!!

  14. matti

    Has she had a boob job cos I thought she was flat chested.

  15. Fawks

    Hahaha, oh wow the amount of omega virgins white knighting any woman on here is ridiculously high.
    She’s an airheaded little cunt that looks OK nothing more, hundreds of millions more of her exist. You’re not getting laid with any of them because you defended Munns honour on some shitty site.

  16. I hate this woman with a passion, but I can’t deny that the golf poses are hot.

  17. Olivia Munn Bikini
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    her body is nothing special. she is shaped like a block with no waist. and she’s not funny.

  18. Olivia Munn Bikini
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    This girl annoys me, she’s ok looking at best, she’s not funny at all, i dont know WHY The Daily Show added her to their correspondent lineup… She’s lame.

  19. Olivia Munn Bikini
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    She is so flippin HOT! I’m a girl but I’m in love this her! lol

  20. Olivia Munn Bikini
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    *with* cause I’m stupid and can’t type…

  21. Olivia Munn Bikini
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    I’ve been a reader of the site prlacicatly since the very beginning and I’m always shocked that one of the only times a ton of people will bother posting is when they are pointing out a mistake. We used to comment and comisserate (sp) with each other and have a good time. Everyone is so hateful and negative. Every blog and news site i read has mistakes it happens. Its helpful to point things out but you don’t need to be so crappy about it. It’s called karma.

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