In case you thought outrageous claims against Mel Gibson were over with the start of the new year, Oksana Grigorieva apparently just now remembered Mel used to beat her during sex because that’s the only way he can get an erection. Then again, something like that’s easy to forget. Like where you left your keys, or getting shot in the neck while pregnant which will probably be the next claim. TMZ reports:
Sources tell TMZ … during Oksana’s deposition Tuesday in her custody war with Mel … she testified that Mel had problems performing and the way he got aroused with her was to beat her.
The claim is as curious as it is shocking, since we’re told Oksana never uttered a peep about such violence in her multiple interviews with the L.A. County Sheriff’s Department.
While Oksana is obviously lying, the Catch-22 here is that whether or not you think he’s Hitler incarnate or Christ himself, if someone came up to you and said, “Hey, Mel Gibson can only get a boner by punching a chick,” there’s no way you wouldn’t believe them. It’s just way too plausible. Like finding out Britney Spears puts hot fudge on hamburgers. The only amazing part is that no one guessed it sooner. It just makes so much sense.
That’s awesome!
BABY WANTS TO FUCK
This isn’t normal?
but on Meth it is!
how is this news? i know i’d get a boner by punching either of them… and that’s saying something as i have a vagina.
Can we hook him up with some of those Jersey Shore bimbos?
They’re usually so numbed up with alcohol that I don’t think they would care.
nice one Cock Dr.
Oksana is the most reliable source ever.
HEY!!! I was the source, dammit!!! See how it says “sources tell TMZ?” Well, that was ME! Just some random shmoe out here who called the butt nugget that always walks around with a travel mug. Viola’ bitches!!!
I think we can all agree that anyone could get a boner by punching Oksana.
It all makes sense now.
I would like to punch her with my own boner. POW!! Right in the kisser
That’s just fucking creepy…
After Mel gave her a right cross I bet he made her pick up his condom with her beaver.
At this point I have heard Mel’s rants, his tirades, and hate filled speech and STILL, I would take his word over that Russian skank’s any day. She set him up on such a monumental scale it is just freakish. Granted, he acted the asshole and has screwed up views on the world but at the same time, she was working him and trying to get these responses from him. I hope she dies because she is a man trapping piece of shit.
Listen again – he sounds like he’s actually wanking off on the tapes – that’s the first thing I thought!
too right.
love the name….gravy leg hahahah awesome!
‘By any means necessary, Oksana X. I will not be caught in the wrong side of history. I can tell you that much…
Well, on the other hand, no female would EVER lie for the shot at a multi-million dollar paternity/custody settlement.
Damn straight. We’d never do that :)
Amazing. Pull on a penis and your vagina delivers a jackpot. It’s like a biological Las Vegas.
LOL!!
i must be doing it wrong cause i pulled on a penis or two in my day and all i got was a few trips to IHOP and herpes.
Oh the old “need to punch you to get hard” ploy. Classic. That Mel is such the romantic flirt.
No shit! I figured he was already using Viagra anyway, which is why he was so fucking pissed at her for falling asleep before he got home in the first place.
But now he has to have a mad-on to get a hard-on? It’s…it’s…just so Braveheart-y!
FREEEEEDOOOOOMMMMMMM!
hahahaha
I can only get wet if I see Mel punching Oksana with the beaver hand puppet.
Hey, fuck it!
If I had that blond on the left, I’d be punching those babies, bobbing and weaving, while Rocky played in the background. On cocaine of course.
This made me chuckle.
Mel: Was it worth to have an extra marital affair without a condom? Just asking……………..
hell no!
Don’t have much use for him — pretty pitiful excuse for a man who needs to learn what happens when you “think” with your penis instead of your brain..
But this gold digging whore is making me actually feel sorry for him.
Mel Gibson is soooo lucky that this lady is as crazy (possibly crazier) than he is. Their poor kid though, it’s got double the crazy genes.
And she still chose to have a baby with him? Right!
Well the good thing is at least he punch the bitch; we here in D Block only punch our bitch if she steals our cigarettes—but Wesley don’t smoke.
Hey come here you vampire ho.
Yeah right Oksana. I’m sure Mel liked a little rough sex every now and again (who doesn’t?) and she, grasping at straws, saw it as a way to exaggerate her claims.
She left out the part about liking it.
psssssssssssst: mel?
AMERICAN WOMEN LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE DOLLARS……………
This article made me hard.
F*ck the Techno Viking, Mel Gibson is my new badassery hero. Hell, Oksana should be damn glad I’m not doing her. Sex with me would be like watching the Josh Koscheck vs Anthony Johnson. Submission holds and all.
hmmmm… this money grubbing lying whore makes me rethink the wisdom of my russian mail order bride
someone deport the bitch. what a discreet damsel she shows she is yet again. classless piece of shite.
besides…bit of rough is good. if it aint dirty, your not doing it right!
“bit of rough is good. if it aint dirty, your not doing it right!”
Marry me
you again……i fuckin’ love you…….i’d fuckin’ love to love you…….properly, painfully……
I just came extremely hard in my jeans.