Oksana: ‘Mel Gibson Could Only Get a Boner By Punching Me’

By: The Superficial / January 6, 2011

In case you thought outrageous claims against Mel Gibson were over with the start of the new year, Oksana Grigorieva apparently just now remembered Mel used to beat her during sex because that’s the only way he can get an erection. Then again, something like that’s easy to forget. Like where you left your keys, or getting shot in the neck while pregnant which will probably be the next claim. TMZ reports:

Sources tell TMZ … during Oksana’s deposition Tuesday in her custody war with Mel … she testified that Mel had problems performing and the way he got aroused with her was to beat her.
The claim is as curious as it is shocking, since we’re told Oksana never uttered a peep about such violence in her multiple interviews with the L.A. County Sheriff’s Department.

While Oksana is obviously lying, the Catch-22 here is that whether or not you think he’s Hitler incarnate or Christ himself, if someone came up to you and said, “Hey, Mel Gibson can only get a boner by punching a chick,” there’s no way you wouldn’t believe them. It’s just way too plausible. Like finding out Britney Spears puts hot fudge on hamburgers. The only amazing part is that no one guessed it sooner. It just makes so much sense.