Oksana is Probably Extorting Mel Gibson

By: The Superficial / August 4, 2010

Oksana Grigorieva’s former lawyer is reportedly meeting with the Los Angeles Sheriff’s Department to discuss the mediation agreement she had with Mel Gibson. Legally, he can’t discuss any conversations he had with her but apparently it’s okay to detail what took place during the mediation like, oh I dunno, all the shit she conveniently left out. TMZ reports:

Our law enforcement sources say investigators are particularly interested in what Oksana is reportedly claiming now, but failed to claim during the mediation, notably:
– During the mediation she never expressed any concern that Mel was a threat to baby Lucia
– During the mediation she never said that Mel threatened to kill her, Alexander, Lucia, and himself
– During the mediation she never made any mention nor produced any photo of a black eye
We’re also told investigators are interested in any information related to the 2 text messages Oksana sent Mel during the mediation — saying she taped his phone calls because he was not taking care of her. Mel’s people claim they have hard proof Oksana left a trail of evidence showing she was holding the tapes over Mel’s head for a price.

At this point, I should probably make it clear, again, this does not prove Oksana used Satanic magic to make Mel Gibson hit her and demand blowjobs while flinging racial slurs on tape. For the last time, these two are both fucked up. Him for being a ticking time bomb that can only be defused with oral sex, and her for seeing dollar signs/shoes instead of immediately turning him in and protecting her infant daughter. Now, I know the easy route here is to say the Illuminati wants to prevent the release of The Passion of the Christ 2, but trust me, every Jew in Hollywood would shit themselves to make that bitch in 3-D. “Let me get this straight: The Jews are all vampires who look like Gollum while Jesus, played by Robert Pattinson, teams up with a dashing, swashbuckling Hitler, Hugh Jackman, but you’re still going to aggressively market it to the Christian market because they’re gullible cash cows? — Who do I write the check out to?”

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